OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Real ones make their coffee with pussy juice 000
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026 31201185
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Keeping a list of slurs in my inner coat pocket that unravels like Santa’s naughty/nice list so I know what not to say anymore 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Vaccines save lives. I contracted vampirism and now I need to acquire the blood of an Argonian for the cure. Farewell City-Swimmer. 021
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 08/08/20261 robot is good. Any more than that and you’re really just asking for trouble 021
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026imagining killing this guy for his Meat 718115
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Joy🏳️⚧️ 又 @safewithjoy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony. 151127932515
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 07/07/2026The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world 6478131
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026the knicks and spurs have received lifetime bans from the nba for running around on the court in the middle of last night's game 2286954
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Weird how no one is rocking around the Christmas tree these days 110
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 12/05/2026Swear it ain’t the same since I beated ya Hit your shit so hard made a bitch lost media Gotta make that is into a was on Wikipedia Booked a one way flight, no return, Expedia 1224
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Ultimately, the Shawshank Redemption is a movie about hope. You hope that the warden crushes the spirit of Andy Dufresne 717717
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/04/2026 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ funniest 🕯️ 420 🕯️ ever 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 9442110
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026 2964252784
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026How to stop cat from dipping tail in coffee 000
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)phylan @phylan.website · 13/04/2026heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times 193259691
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/04/2026I am going to out-pizza the Hut 4145229
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Still so breathtaking 2524119
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Cagey guy who only speaks in past tense: who’s to have said? 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Conservative influencer origin stories be like: lost a race to a trans woman and 4 other women, wrote college essay at a 4th grade level, caught licking doorknob and was told to stop, ran into a painted mural because they thought it was real, never learned how to tie shoes and blames black people 001
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 12/03/2026When your wish from a genie is to be immune from the vulnerable status effect 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If you’ve never met someone who calls themself “Big Country” then that counts as leading a privileged life 000
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 06/02/2026we've lost so much 231360318
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 28/01/2026This year I’m voting for the leads of Heated Rivalry kissing for president. I can’t give all the details yet. But it has to be both of them, and they must be kissing 000
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026eric adams would be the best guy to lead the token opposition party after a communist revolution 3504
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/01/2026What ICE needs is more training. (extremely close to mic voice) potty training 952065
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The “le epic bacon” to “my child died of measles, nothing could have prevented this:(“ pipeline should be studied 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Please god let him have a heart attack and die the day before the ballroom opens, it would be so funny 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 18/12/2025never in human fuckin history have there been so many people just waiting one mf out 062
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)The Blood on Satan's White Claw @malicew.bsky.social · 02/12/2025 062
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025thanksgiving is a vibe! 1461146
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Because 98% of shootings have been by men, only women should have the right to bear arms. The only way to get around this as a man is to trans yourself into a woman. 041
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/11/2025Dying at Review Brah wondering why the Baja Blast pie that *he himself just turned upside down in the box in order to read the back* looks all smashed up 2465640
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 13/11/20251 beer is actually equivalent to 6 beers 110
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I love the stuff people will just post online, for free, of their own free will, with no gun to their head 010
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Going into victory formation at the grocery store 000
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam 7096531506
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/10/2025can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason 522176215
Reposted by OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 13/10/2025[army recruitment ad voice] breakfast is calling. will you answer ? 0507
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Improv people love it when they ask you for a topic, any topic, and you bring up your uncle’s circumcision 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 11/10/2025The CDC recommends blowing smoke in your toddler’s face 000
OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL) @autozone.bsky.social · 10/10/2025People are getting upset that there’s now gonna be a counter Super Bowl halftime show that involves faith and prayer. Show a little gumption libtards, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Pray along with me: 🙏 Dear god, please kill the Philadelphia Eagles. Amen. 🙏 041
