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remember what the dormouse said

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 2h
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 3h
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 6h
god help me i liked digger
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TROPHY WIFE on the other hand was just a good show with a great cast that could've run for like 7 seasons if we lived in a just world
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:
( ) The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s
( ) I miss not thinking about gender
( ) I was jealous of their nonbinary swag
( ) I never actually read their work
( ) I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender
( ) Mercury was in retrograde
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( ) I will hereby respect Judith Butler and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really great essay / review!
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every single AI company was racing forward betting on being the only AI company left standing. I don't think that's gonna work!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reincarnists be like “NOLO!”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
l'état, c'est moi
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What people complaining about this don’t get is what if it’s a sure thing and you can’t lose this time
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WANTEDLE #387 - Impossible D - 110.0s ? www.wantedle.com i either see the impossible ones immediately or sometimes not at all. at least it wasn’t an F today
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Wantedle
Wantedle - Daily Find the Emoji Game
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/09/2026
cannot get over what a terrible candidate jolly is and how resentful many Democrats are that this guy was forced on us
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the new resident evil fucking rocks
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Christopher Walken voice: It’s… OKAY. I… love it here in… in the… BACKrooms!
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2026
frantically trying to figure out how to convert a diesel engine to boneless wings
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Orlando City SC @orlandocitysc.com · 17/09/2026
JUSTIN ELLIS EARNS HIS FIRST USMNT CALL-UP 🇺🇸 The 19-year-old joins the USMNT for four friendlies against Peru, Chile, Mexico and Canada 👏
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 16/09/2026
Dawg what's so hard about imagining that if you give people other ways to get places your traffic will be lower? Drivers should be for literally every means of alternate transit available.
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my "i am not complicit" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But I’ll end this here with a little conspiracy theory courtesy of Hacker News that I have decided I will believe until I see proof to the contrary. “OpenAI and Anthropic are publicly asking for slowdown in AI research,” one user wrote. “Translation: We see this technology not being any more useful than what it is now, no AGI is coming, and the first one to accept this and slow down the dollar burn rate will incur the wrath of the market. So let's say this big boogeyman technology will end all life on earth and we all slow down together.”
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i was saying cro-ooz
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Tick Tock Tennis @ticktocktennis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A notable match-up coming tomorrow at the ATP Challenger in Tullin, Austria. Mika Brunold and Joao Lucas Reis Da Dilva will play for the biggest title of their careers at the Challenger 100 event. They are the only two out gay players on the ATP Tour. A first as far as I know.
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Austin David @austindavid22.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A spectacular finish from Barbra Banda to get the @orlpride.com up on the road. 0-1 | #KCvORL
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
here’s my tennis reform argument guaranteed to piss everyone off: get rid of best of five and replace it with fast four best of seven
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've spent my entire career reporting on the War on Terror. Many this week have asked me for my extended thoughts on the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Here they are.
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Today We Must Finally Remember What The 9/11 Commemorations Ignore
Righteous victimhood fueled the War on Terror. 25 years later, we also have to remember all of those slain under its banner
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
muppets remake classic twilight zone episodes with one character played by a guest star, the rest are muppets
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 10/09/2026
Some of us are old enough to remember when you couldn’t stream NFL games on Netflix. You have to wait three days for the DVD of the game to come in the mail
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is not, like, a complicated moral question with clear downsides no matter what you do. The status quo of trans people in sports from a decade ago is largely what people say they want. We can just go back to it and dismiss this entire line of questioning as hogwash.
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Orlando City SC @orlandocitysc.com · 10/09/2026
GRIZI STAYS RED HOT 🥵
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the new chicken and waffles oreos are pretty good
norman rockwell standing guy painting
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The right-wing organizing around the Lindsay Clancy trial is growing and it’s frightening. A lot of people overlook these culture wars revolving around women’s issues, because, well, they’re women’s issues. But the right doesn’t. It’s how they regained such a massive cultural foothold.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I had to pinpoint the exact moment when everything started going wrong with the world, I’d say it was when Roger Federer missed two championship points against Novak Djokovic in the 2019 Wimbledon final
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Emilie @delicatepear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Madi Keys!!!! That was awesome.
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Man Yelling 'Shut Up' into Phone
Alt: PSH from punch-drunk love yelling 'shut up' into the phone
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
02 Sep 2026
Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."
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