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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 5h
i was about to ask for a wellness check after that last 10 minutes
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 12h
blu ray is only $10 on amazon rn
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wild predawn spacex launch today
wide angle view of launch showing lower altitude exhaust trail and upper altitude “jellyfish” effectcloseup of “jellyfish” effect
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wild predawn spacex launch today
wide angle view of launch showing lower altitude exhaust trail and upper altitude “jellyfish” effectcloseup of “jellyfish” effect
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
spy 🕵️‍♂️
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Martians from Sesame Street, sometimes called the "Yip-Yips", with a cartoon speech bubble quoting the post
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Orlando City SC @orlandocitysc.com · 11/10/2026
A record-breaking performance from Max 👏 And he was FLYING to make it happen 🚀
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 10/10/2026
Crossword Clues Where It’s Clear the Puzzle’s Creator Got Themselves into a Jam Letter-wise. Incl. “Could be found on the second to last line of an optometrist’s vision chart” and “The sound a cow might make when spanked”. [mcsweeneys.net]
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Crossword Clues Where It’s Clear the Puzzle’s Creator Got Themselves into a Jam Letter-wise
- The National Association of Xylophone X-Ray Zebra Paleontologists, briefly - The sound a chicken bone may make when accidentally dropped into a garbage dis...
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tavern Brawl, after Gillis Van Tilborgh, 17th c, 📸 by @HagyPhoto
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the "artwork" on these covers is atrocious
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heathcliff the cat driving a ham with a ham helmet on while a butcher stands in front of a meat shop with hams in the window telling a woman "THIS IS HAM WEATHER"
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alex Freeman: 2025: - First MLS start into breakout star - USMNT debut 2026 - Big money move to Villarreal - Breakout USMNT young player at World Cup - Champions League debut - Constant USMNT starter / pseudo “veteran” leader in this camp at 22 years old Unreal 2 years
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MyRadar @myradar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There will be lot of information roaming around social media – some good, some bad. The bottom line: if you live in the yellow, be AWARE of the weekend tropical system. If you live in the orange, PREPARE for possible impacts. Not a high-end hurricane, but just some disruption.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hot dang i liked verity too!
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god help me i liked digger
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
may look like he’s just walking but he’s actually skanking down the sidewalk
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TROPHY WIFE on the other hand was just a good show with a great cast that could've run for like 7 seasons if we lived in a just world
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:
( ) The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s
( ) I miss not thinking about gender
( ) I was jealous of their nonbinary swag
( ) I never actually read their work
( ) I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender
( ) Mercury was in retrograde
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( ) I will hereby respect Judith Butler and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really great essay / review!
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they are due for an upset
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
women’s champions league matches today!
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every single AI company was racing forward betting on being the only AI company left standing. I don't think that's gonna work!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
were you the one caught on camera saying "hawk tuah, spit on that thang"?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reincarnists be like “NOLO!”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so what are you kicking off to make room for those two?
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
l'état, c'est moi
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What people complaining about this don’t get is what if it’s a sure thing and you can’t lose this time
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WANTEDLE #387 - Impossible D - 110.0s ? www.wantedle.com i either see the impossible ones immediately or sometimes not at all. at least it wasn’t an F today
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Wantedle
Wantedle - Daily Find the Emoji Game
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/09/2026
cannot get over what a terrible candidate jolly is and how resentful many Democrats are that this guy was forced on us
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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austin @austinburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the new resident evil fucking rocks
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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