Reposted by Auntie OddfurMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday: 9954151363
Reposted by Auntie Oddfurmiss andry @defnotadino.bsky.social · 26/07/2025THIS is how to white woman. 47916
Reposted by Auntie Oddfur🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025maybe surprising to you but those of us who roll with the room temperature tap water have been knowing everything 141
Auntie Oddfur @auntieoddfur.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I spent the last day of my vacation taking my mom’s ancient car on a completely unnecessary road-trip, just so I could do this. And I managed to time it, for no good reason, so it happened right as I arrived at the exit for Buc-ee’s (but had to drive through the giant parking lot to get proof) 0131
Reposted by Auntie OddfurRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The enemy of my enemy is still a Nazi loser who should never feel safe in public again 763979
Reposted by Auntie OddfurKirsten says I’d rather a drag queen than a gun @starrshinegirl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I overuse em dashes in my writing. I also overuse parentheticals and ellipses. When I’m not overusing those elements, it’s because I’m using too many commas and sentence fragments. AI can’t steal my writing crutches, damn it. 3573
Reposted by Auntie OddfurAlice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I'm never going to read "Post Malone" as anything other than an imperative. 0273
Reposted by Auntie OddfurPain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The last two weeks have been ROUGH. For sure testing all of our abilities to cope and push forward. If you guys are able to help us with this last damn hurdle before we can finally feel like we're "home" my family would appreciate it. gofund.me/739b643fgofund.meDonate to Family's Unexpected Refrigerator Need in New Home, organized by Dori GonzalezHello! We have finally moved into the new house and are safely away fr… Dori Gonzalez needs your support for Family's Unexpected Refrigerator Need in New Home 045
Reposted by Auntie Oddfuracallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I think going through formal grieving rituals is something we need to encourage more for all sorts of major obstacles in life where people can easily get mired in the earlier stages of grief 1142
Reposted by Auntie OddfurNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 18/05/2025kids literally wanted to grow up and be public servants because of Richard Scarry. 261896335
Reposted by Auntie OddfurA.H. Lincon @megstar73.bsky.social · 13/05/2025It should be illegal to not have STEVIA in huge letters on the front of any product using it. 2201
Reposted by Auntie OddfurHeather Stanford @heatherstanford.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Some of my contributions to brunch at church today. Yes. People actually ate these. I thought bringing a Jabba the Hummus tray might be pushing it a bit. 3719
Auntie Oddfur @auntieoddfur.bsky.social · 04/05/20251. Robin 2. Beaker 3. Rowlf 4. Snuffy 5. Zoe (just for gaslighting Elmo) 040
Reposted by Auntie OddfurStangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Groimes oim going beck to Tisla 1557
Auntie Oddfur @auntieoddfur.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Somehow I am better at evenly spacing dogs than plants 1131
Reposted by Auntie OddfurGhouloni @joshghiloni.me · 11/02/2025Is the a in deia “avoid collisions” 1841
Reposted by Auntie OddfurArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86 3164671089
Reposted by Auntie OddfurSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually 117538357178
Reposted by Auntie OddfurBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Fucked up thing is you know Drake will be watching the halftime show because he only tunes out when a team hits 18 1375977
Reposted by Auntie OddfurThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble... 288204072352
Auntie Oddfur @auntieoddfur.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Giving myself extra credit for this analogy because Thanos was played by Josh Brolin, who is Barbra Streisand’s stepson 040
Reposted by Auntie Oddfurlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 09/02/2025happy super bowl to all 28100062241
Reposted by Auntie OddfurDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes. 452519219
Reposted by Auntie OddfurEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/01/2025I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day 9373331392
Reposted by Auntie OddfurMäther @carlysintothat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025On your quest, a friendly creature approaches with a mysterious blue orb, which squeaks when pressed. Your knowledge of orbs suggests that you should cast it far away— but when you do, the creature returns it to your feet with a winning smile. Do you cast the orb a second time? A third? 4403
Reposted by Auntie OddfurDisorderly Borderline 🇨🇦 @disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social · 17/01/2025My post on FB a couple hours ago: "If you can manage it, live your life so the people who knew you best speak like this when you're gone. I have failed but at least remember my advice." 316919
Reposted by Auntie OddfurDavid Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Tfw there are fresh white hotel room sheets and it's essential that you change that immediately 2232
Reposted by Auntie OddfurAlex wants musubi. @alexandraknew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Crowny, where the head have you been, loca?! 2112
Reposted by Auntie OddfurUkridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 27/12/2024She's gonna handcuff herself to eight dollars 2512
Reposted by Auntie OddfurFlying Circuits @flyingcircuits.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on) 2148081241
Reposted by Auntie OddfurNowhyok @nowhyok.bsky.social · 25/12/2024"Tiny Tim --- who did *not* delete his account ---..." 0171
Auntie Oddfur @auntieoddfur.bsky.social · 24/12/2024WHAT’S IN THE GARAGE?!? (wrong answers only) 11163
Auntie Oddfur @auntieoddfur.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My parents (who have a ‘no dogs on the furniture’ rule) have surrendered their whole living room to the poodles and watch tv in their bedroom now 1101
Reposted by Auntie Oddfureve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Dead salmon hats sounds like the name of a jam band from san luis obispo www.livescience.com/animals/orca...livescience.comOrcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 yearsOrcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it. 601151101
Reposted by Auntie OddfurUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Cat food is over-ripe when the can peels open. Experienced cat food harvest workers know to harvest when the can is full size but still tightly closed. 443354600
Reposted by Auntie Oddfur⛄️ ❄️ hibernating beaver stan acct ❄️ ⛄️ @beaverstanacct.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Kinda wild that "Is the candidate who admires Adolf Hitler more pro-Israel?" is a question whose answer is mostly "yes". 2544
Reposted by Auntie OddfurRhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social · 26/09/2024BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas. 1071288321
Reposted by Auntie OddfurLuckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 20/09/2024I'm going to go find one of those "12 Hours of Relaxing Television for Dogs" channels on youtube and watch that until November 6th. At least. 3435
