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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone remember the movie Sim0ne? About the digital actress/model that was an LLM? With Al Pacino.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon to be tasked with military oversight Welcome back, Project Paperclip
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nathan Fielder's new movie is making waves with a new content tag of graphic nudity. While some are woozy over the possibility of Nathan hanging dong, I think of the episode of The Rehearsal where he roleplays the entire life of Captain Sully and I realize Nathan can ALWAYS raise the bar higher
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every Day is Metal Day and Today is Dimmu Borgir youtu.be/NiNTrKsQ8TU?...
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DIMMU BORGIR - Progenies of The Great Apocalypse (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Dimmu Borgir
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coyote vs ACME is nothing short of miraculous. The animators incorporated the Looney Tunes into the real world in a natural way, without losing any of their charm, while also using some NEAT visual tricks to emphasize what it feels like to actually *live* in that world.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So after sending some strongly worded emails to the VA yesterday, I got phone calls first thing this morning. It's still an impossible situation, unfortunately, but at least I know that they heard me this time.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@deptvetaffairs.bsky.social for the love of god, fix your hiring problems and get vets the help that we need instead of having us run in circles that amount to disappointment after disappointment. This is why 23 vets a day commit suicide. I'm beyond furious with the way I've been handled by the VA.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm watching M3gan this morning. Is it the best cyberpunk horror? Hardly. Is it a great movie? Eh, the script needed to cook a few more weeks. ...but M3gan herself is freaking TERRIFYING. This movie may well have been slightly ahead of its time.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshots from the documentary You Can See Everything: 

Nathan Fielder looks at Elizabeth Holmes with a bemused facial expression. 

Text: "You're a real PNG file, right?"

Second frame shows Homes against a transparent PNG background with a not-quite-human facial expression. 

Text: "Why would I deceive you?"
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and fuckin' Juliet is the sun.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't get squeamish during movies because I can always remind myself that it's just latex and paint and camera tricks. Having said that, No Other Choice made me second guess my breakfast. Whatever they have in the water in South Korea, can we ship some of it to Hollywood?
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is no way that From is going to come close to sticking the landing. It's obvious that the writers are making it up as they go along and the show is BUCKLING under the metric ton of convoluted plot points it KEEPS INTRODUCING.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally starting season 4 of From. Lord, protect me from the stupidity, Amen
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I walked two miles today and rewarded myself with a monster!
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nicole Kidman's double sided tape in Moulin Rouge
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Chris Evans Helicopter Struggle
ALT: Chris Evans Helicopter Struggle
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As someone who's just come through mental health hell, I will say that I suddenly understand The Incredible Hulk better. I have others inside me, one for every flavor of the day. Some are there to protect me, some are there to challenge me, some have breathtaking anger management issues.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so there you are, having cracked the enigma of life's spark, and suddenly you ascend to godhood, having technically met a qualifying condition. The other system lords immediately descend upon you and shove your screaming astral energies down their gullets before you can become a nuisance.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If my team elects to do psychotherapy and ketamine therapy with me, I get to have my own music and my own headphones and a journal and a pencil (seriously, try going a week without a pencil) Another good note is that I'm not a good candidate for ECT, because I've *seen* what that does to a person.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coming home from the hospital means facing everyone that you feel like you've let down. Which is everyone. I'm having a really hard time with it this time around.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me to my brain
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Letterkenny: Wish You Weren't So Awkward
Alt: Letterkenny: Wish You Weren't So Awkward
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I may have a solution for the upcoming generation Go with me here
The Communist hammer and sickle with Karl Marx's head on an attractive woman's body.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love how like once every ten years, JJ Abrams pops out of his habitat and goes, THIS is how you do a genre piece, other buckets
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Michael Scott (Steve Carell) Says Thank You
Alt: Michael Scott (Steve Carell) Slams his palms on a conference table and yells, "Thank You!" in exasperation.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On this blessed day, let us remember John Hammond, who loved dinosaurs so much that he even gave them the occasional jeep filled with HR reps for enrichment
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I lived bitch
Photo shows a pair of crossed feet, clad in hospital non slip socks, at extreme close-up.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Merlin sitting with his paws crossedAm extreme close-up of Merlin's noseMerlin looking off into the distanceMe and Merlin sleeping in bed
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Evil Scary Lucy Promise @julesprom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
quark has so much drip its unreal
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Goodnight, my sweet Merlin. You were with us far too briefly and I'm sending a piece of my heart with you. You liked to copy me in everything, I just wish you hadn't followed me in getting arthritis.
My dog, The Late Merlin. He was a blue pit bull and he was the sweetest boy in creation.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't sleep, I'll reset like Drew Barrymore
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If I buy a DVD, I would dearly love for it to come with a pop-up video feature, with little bits of trivia about the movie scattered constantly throughout.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My daughter, through some twist of fate, has worn the exact same outfit on picture day for three years running. I told her she has no choice but to continue this, and one day I'll make a stop motion of her aging through elementary, middle and high school.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Drake meme format, but with Drake replaced by actor Ben Mendohlson playing Director Krennic from Star Wars.

Frame 1: Text: "Synthetics, Alternatives, Substitutes" -Krennic looks disgusted
Frame 2: Text: "Deep Substrate Foliated Kalkite" -Krennic looks orgasmic
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
NO SHIT www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...
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El Niño is being supercharged by climate change, study finds
It's one of the biggest questions in climate science: Is human-caused climate change making El Niños worse? A new study weighs in.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Office "they're the same picture" meme, with side by side images of Milo Yiannopoulos in an ICE holding facility, and the character Dedra Meero from the Star Wars TV show Andor. Both of them have shellshocked facial expressions.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A screenshot from the Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Heart of Glory"

Image shows a trio of Klingons bellowing at the sky while a fourth Klingon lies dead on a table. 

The dead Klingon has Dolly Parton's face and hair.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Am image from the miniseries Pride & Prejudice, showing actor Colin Firth as Mister Darcy. He is sitting at a desk and writing on a sheet of paper.
Text reads: Elizabeth, The FDA has not yet recalled pussy, so I'd love to eat yours. -Darcy
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Soooooo... I learned a hard lesson last night. I took an anti anxiety med with my bedtime meds. Didn't think anything of it, just wanted a good night's sleep. Friends, there was not only no sleep, but there was also a surprise bout of incontinence. Consult your doctor before you mix meds, y'all.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when my kid comes home from school and asks me who Tim Curry was
a screenshot from the film, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, showing The Criminologist (played by Charles Gray) holding a cigarette and looking earnestly into the camera. Text reads: "If I may, I would like to take you on a strange journey"
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I LOVE it when Star Trek remembers that Tellarites exist!
A screenshot from the TV show Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, showing Spock tending to a crewmember, who is wearing shiny pants. Rebecca Romijn as Number One stands in the foreground.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My brain has been slipping its gears this week. Tomorrow I have to get ahold of my psychiatrist and see if I can't get my meds adjusted, because going through the day arguing with the intrusive thoughts is REALLY getting old.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Look, these things happen in threes, and all I'm saying is that Dolly Parton and Tim Curry dying within 24 hours of each other feels like a powerful binding spell. Maybe they coordinated this so they could get that orange turducken's ass once and for all.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm TRYING to catch a lot of Pokemon but my Venusaur is too strong and keeps one-shotting everything
An image from the Amazon Prime series 'Invincible'. Image portrays the character called Conquest with a bloody face and a weary expression. Caption reads: "I am a victim of my own success"
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh my god youtu.be/9govup-IG3c?...
youtu.be
A Message from the Family of Dolly Parton
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember in Iron Man 2 when Tony was dying the entire movie from paladium poisoning and he had to check his toxicity levels several times a day? I bet Trump has one of those little gizmos, but for orange spray tan.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Proof of NYAHHHHHHH
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Part of my recovery is engaging with my passions again. While I haven't been brave enough to pick up a pencil, I have started gaming again. I'm visiting an old favorite today.
a screenshot from the Gameboy Color game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX", showing the characters Link and Marin sitting on a log by the sea. Seagulls fly overhead and there are palm trees flanking the two characters. Marin is turned to look at Link.
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Smeagol @smeagol92055.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Wu-Tang Clan vs. Final Fantasy - Final Fantasy 3-6 Chambers | 2Mello (Full Album)
YouTube video by A-OK All Day
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