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member of thorin's company on the quest for erebor to reclaim the lonely mountain from smaug

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
of all the washed up players who could do this, Royce White is the funniest. he literally had to leave the NBA because he’s too scared of flying.
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Toast 🐢 & Rosie 🐕
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the hell....
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 10/06/2026
“Violence in Belfast that forced families to flee their homes on Tuesday night was fuelled by online commentators who would struggle to find the city on the map, Northern Ireland’s justice minister has said.“
theguardian.com
Disorder in Belfast ‘stoked by those who would struggle to find the city on a map’
Northern Ireland’s justice minister says online ‘bad faith actors’ have incited racism in city after knife attack
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yes we have a dog now because my husband is reckless and unfortunately she's very good and cute
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.
The Onion
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
March 10, 2026Reuters
Trump says Iran war is worth the economic pain. These rural voters agree.
By Brad Brooks
May 16, 20265:14 AM CDT
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Captain Archer (ST Enterprise) sits in quarters in blue uniform with gold stripes. He's gently feeding something to a beautiful little beagle pup, who is sat right in front of him. The beagle is tri-color brown/black/cream and perfect and for sure a very good dog. Closed caption reads, "You know that you and cheddar don't get along."
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The correct answer to the trolley problem is to dismantle the trolley and hunt down whoever keeps tying people to the tracks
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I believe the appeal to these is supposed to be patrick wilson 😂😂
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Epic handshake meme. Super bowl Sunday and cinco de mayo shaking hands on cheap avocados
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Ginny Monk @ginnymonk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I am a Pulitzer Prize winner.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
squid time squid time
aforementioned kanpachi sashimi and hotaruika namerou (chopped firefly squid with miso and spices)
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/05/2026
Chat does this mean the economy is good
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/05/2026
pretty good sign imho
person with heart shaped sunglasses marching in the May Day march in NYC holding a handmade sign reading "FUCK YOUR BALLROOM! PEOPLE NEED HEALTHCARE!"
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wesley b @wesburt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh my fucking god my transmission failed on my way home whyyyyyyyy is everything happening to me right now 😭😭😭😭
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
there have been so many feelings occuring this week for me i am absolutely disgusted and over it
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
bugs bunny no dot gif
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gowron billboard above a he is risen sign
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/03/2026
So if you fall in love with an American, nowadays, they have to move your country, or you have to be willing to potentially die in an ICE prison??? Wild. bsky.app/profile/comm...
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/03/2026
Wow. So craven. bsky.app/profile/rand...
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Randall Gross @randallgross.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
We've also seen instances of detainees phones being sold on second hand markets, stories like this make you wonder how many ICE agents have skimmers and RFID cloning devices in their pockets.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/03/2026
This is what they are doing to NORWEGIANS, y’all — the very immigrants Trump claims to want more of. Imagine what they are doing to everyone else.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/03/2026
This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...
daylightsandiego.org
San Diego woman says her credit card information was stolen while she was in ICE custody
Hanne Engan, whom ICE arrested at her green card appointment, said her diabetes quickly escalated while at Otay Mesa Detention Center due to medical negligence. Written by Kate Morrissey, Edited...
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
DHS demands a correction because one of the ICE concentration camp guards who sexually abused a woman for months was technically a private contractor
DHS: David Courvelle is NOT and was NEVER an ICE employee.
Courvelle was a contractor employed by a private company. ICE conducts robust investigations regarding allegations of misconduct that occur at any of its facilities.
ICE holds all contractors and personnel to the highest professional standards and takes all allegations of misconduct extremely seriously.
Anyone who falsely reported that an ICE officer was accused or convicted of these horrific crimes
MUST issue a correction.
LPC @landpalestine.1d
ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months
He did this in exchange for letting her see her
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Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So many DHS and LAPD press rights violations tonight. I lost track of some victims. Message me if you know how to reach: 3 possible press arrested and taken away: red shirt woman (early in kettle), brown shirt guy (cinema camera), blue press label woman. Female photog shot in face w/pepper ball.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"
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Pain Bot @cdrkitty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
yes, i do attend a worship service on sundays - worshipping my bed and having all the pillows to myself
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/03/2026
A neglectful landlord is a bad landlord. We won't accept that. We won a settlement. We monitored. We came back to check.
Copy at top “we put A&E Real Estate on notice.” 

Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/NYCapartments 

“my landlord (A&E Real Estate) Were Named #1 & #2 Worst Landlords of NYC For 2026!” 

Screenshot of the NYC worst landlords list Copy on image “We won a settlement. We came back.” 

“Before” image of an old, cracked shower wall

“After” image of a new tiled shower Copy on image “we’re getting results.” 

“Before” image of an old, cracked tile floor

“After” image of new wood paneled floors Copy on image “Time’s up for band landlords.” 

Screenshot of article copy “Mamdani Administration Announces Historic $2.1 Million Settlement to Address Hazardous Conditions and Tenant Harassment Across 14 Buildings 

Another screenshot of a Gothamist article with the headline “Large NYC landlord accused of neglecting buildings agrees to $2 million settlement” 

Logo at the bottom of the image that says “TACKLE CORRUPTION & WASTE”
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Withholding HIV, tuberculosis and malaria medications from Zambia in order to force the country to open its copper, cobalt and lithium reserves to U.S. companies is monstrous, diabolical. And the aid would still be half what it was before. This is evil.
democracynow.org
NYT: Trump Admin Considers Withholding HIV Treatments from Zambia in Exchange for Greater Access to Country’s Minerals
The Trump administration is considering withholding HIV treatment, tuberculosis and malaria medications from Zambia in order to force the country to open its mines to U.S. companies. That’s according ...
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/03/2026
“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
elvira: mistress of the dark, floppy disk, commodore 64 (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/4050/el...
the label of the floppy disk has an imposed photo of elvira, puffed up long black hair, revealing dress, half laying in a provocative pose.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Beginning to think the ICE agents are there to quell a passenger rebellion against 6+ hours of standing in line while listening to Glenn Greenwood over the PA over and over.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
In the words of the great Frederick Douglass about the cult of Robert E. Lee, “is it it not about time that this bombastic laudation of the rebel chief should cease?”
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
some of our dogs worked in the wig department for the new Moana movie. how do they look
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Remember when Square Enix didn't suck shit?
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 23/03/2026
For some reason "AI is just like watching Netflix" is back in my feeds so I took that as a sign to update my data tracking for Netflix. The company's energy use rose 1% from 2021 to 2024. Compare that to: Google: 71% Nvidia: 88% Meta: 96% Microsoft: 119%
a chart showing rising energy consmption for all companie s bar netflix table of use
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
[grandpa voice] in my day, you only got two birthdays. you turn 18 and you turn 65 and that’s it
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Mihai @mihailim.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Repost with alt text and source attribution: no01.substack.com/p/march-19-2...
Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran.
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is honestly how any speech he makes should be covered. No sane-washing his ramblings.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric. Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them.
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Jstpshply @jstpshply.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I figured something like this happened. Tom Homan mumbled his way through "they'll be at the entrances and exits" (which doesn't help TSA one ounce) to Duffy's "they know how to run x-ray equipment" within an hour of each other on Sunday morning shows. They had NO idea this was coming...
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Governance by Fox segment bsky.app/profile/bgru...
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
“Air pollution fell substantially as Paris restricted car traffic and made way for parks, people-streets and bike-lanes.” Better for the climate, better for health, better for livability and quality of life. Common sense. Such a no-brainer, it’s remarkable that more cities HAVEN’T done the same.
washingtonpost.com
Paris said au revoir to cars. Air pollution maps reveal a dramatic change.
Air pollution fell substantially as the city restricted car traffic and made way for parks and bike lanes.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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J Ro, Unsummoned Thrull, the #Pokedeck Master @unsummonedskull.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Same Police Department
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