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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@toothpetard.bsky.social Making groovy noise www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyCh5U3a/
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When MGMT first started recording “Electric Feel,” they were still known as The Management—a name they later had to shorten to MGMT due to a legal conflict. Watching them build the track from scratch ...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@primpker.bsky.social Truly terrifying. www.instagram.com/reel/DeHe0Ri...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crafty, this is not what adult money is for. Crafty, this is not what adult money is for. Crafty, this is not what adult money is for. Crafty, this is not what adult money is for. Crafty, this is not what adult money is for. Crafty, this is not what adult money is for. Crafty, this is not what adult
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do these taste like? Wrong answers only.
The Flavor of Fear Cheetos
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social We lost a baddie! 😭 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTykEuABL/
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#goodwillfinds #thrifting #dragqueens #foryoupage
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ginerso.bsky.social @justdanthistime.bsky.social @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social I love synchronicity.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apparently I use these two emojis a lot! I mean, fair. I usually look like this online anyway....
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@loxophile.bsky.social Thinking of you 🥰 www.instagram.com/p/DdWvY_iCV3...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@toothpetard.bsky.social SIR, NEW CHALLENGE UNLOCKED! 🫡 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUb9dwWJ/
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MAKING MUSIC WITH PIGEONS by AMÉDÉE French multidisciplinary artist Amédée creates experimental works with birds, wind, water and other unpredictable elements, designing devices that allow the surroun...
TikTok video by ArtvanGarde
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social Probably not considered business casual.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What I assume @checkwithscience.com hears on a daily basis when repairing servers. 😵‍💫 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUa1RhhV/
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How I sound to my wife when I'm telling her about what happened in my video game. #confabulation #funny #gaming
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social And people wanna ban A! I don't know why when it produces gems like this. 🤣🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DdEzKIg...
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Retro Flux TV on Instagram: "Tits! Tits! Tits! | Classic TV Music Special #RetroShowbiz #AbsurdComedy #VintageTV 🎙️ A VERY UNEXPECTED MUSICAL NUMBER Classic television had a special talent for taking...
1,110 likes, 38 comments - retrofluxtv on September 9, 2026: "Tits! Tits! Tits! | Classic TV Music Special #RetroShowbiz #AbsurdComedy #VintageTV 🎙️ A VERY UNEXPECTED MUSICAL NUMBER Classic televisio...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social For you 🥰 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUDHQAMt/
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Trekkies, this one’s for you! 🖖🛸 #startrek #orchestra #classicalmusic #startrekthenextgeneration #trekkie
TikTok video by London Philharmonic Orchestra
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social This could be us, but you playin' 🤣🤣🤣 Also, I want those white boots!!!! www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1_MOh...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Once again, thinking of @paperbackparadise.bsky.social 🤣🤣
A book cover titled, Self Defense for Women. The cover depicts a woman in a red sweater working some kung-fu on a random man in need of a haircut.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9 TO 5 AND CLUE WERE PIVOTAL ENTERTAINMENT MOMENTS FOR YOUNG CRAFTY I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS For real though, I don't know if Dolly and Tim will ever know how much they made people happy. 🥹
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Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue
ALT: Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Plowed" is a banger.
Album cover for Sponge's Rotting Pinata.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hate "dead cicada" season. On my morning walks the sidewalks are littered with them. A few are still alive and twitching 😥 but most of them are corpses. I did have a couple of them I thought were dead scare the shit out of me when they took off flying though, so Cicadas - 2, Crafty - 0 😭
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Colorful Cicada Art - The Game23
ALT: Colorful Cicada Art - The Game23
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RE: TODAY'S WORDLE @stangleskid.bsky.social Thinking of you🥰🤣😭
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every numbered garment size you've ever worn in your life has been a lie.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
WTF was Connections to today? That shit made NO sense?
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social You never dance like this for me 😭 www.instagram.com/reel/Daz--Aw...
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Amy Sedaris on Instagram: "#wednesdee En 1985, la irrepetible Raffaella Carrà se atrevió a versionar el monumental clásico “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. El titánico himno compuesto por Jim Steinman, q...
24K likes, 609 comments - amysedaris on July 15, 2026: "#wednesdee En 1985, la irrepetible Raffaella Carrà se atrevió a versionar el monumental clásico “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. El titánico himno ...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dearest Tony, I went to an Exxon today and... would you be interested in an open relationship because......
A sexy man-tiger asks me to trust him.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@loxophile.bsky.social Can't take you anywhere....
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@logophobe.bsky.social You're your own profit.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A business card from a business that closed 5 years ago
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social On a scale of 1 to "The Brady kids singing Car Wash dressed as Wizard of Oz characters," how much cocaine have you had today?🤣🤣🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DbrK_FM...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@drsexhands.bsky.social You're not ready for it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAsLfRTR/
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He laid there for a little bit too. Wonder what he told his parents 😭🤣🤣🤣 #jazzychenelle #fyp #elpaso #back2school
TikTok video by Jasmine✨
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social RE:LONG ROAD TRIPS
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social In this heat, I'm with Nancy.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Have you all seen Bad Surgeon on Netflix? This shit is LOONEY TUNES! At first I'm like, this is tragic and sad. Then IT GOES OFF THE RAILS!
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
FINALLY! My understanding of X-Men powers comes in handy! 🤣 Connections Puzzle #1136 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I FUCKING HATE LAWN CARE COMPANIES!!! JFC how are they all the EXACT same kind of people!?!? I am asking for a quote on a yard clean up! Jesus! Just give me a price! All they do is bullshit you and lie! Fuck! I have called 6 of them who have pulled the same shit! Assholes! All of them!
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Inside Out: Anger's Fiery Reaction
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social Just in case you didn't have a traveling outfit picked out.... www.instagram.com/reel/Da6Rl2z...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Was watching horror movies when I was like 9 or 10? They were always on in our house, so couldn't say what popped my "Rated R" cherry. I distinctly remember being told, "Cover your eyes if you see a boobie." when watching Piranha for the first time. WE WERE JUST RAISED DIFFERENTLY!
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Had a lovely evening with @bangishotyou.bsky.social He was in town for a work convention. Took him to a comic book store, had burgers and hot dogs and then took him to a local Cookie bakery.
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Garfield and Odie: We Had Fun!
ALT: Garfield and Odie: We Had Fun!
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey look @thetallblonde.bsky.social This company is using your old college nickname for products now!
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@piegoblin.bsky.social What in the Silent Hill villain is this get up!?? 🤣
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social YOU NEED HER FOR YOUR BUS'S DASHBOARD www.instagram.com/reel/DaovpSA...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New drag name just dropped.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Y'all, it happened to me. I decided to start walking in the mornings. Just around my neighborhood, so I'm not like running a marathon or anything, but.... I liked it. It wasn't too hot at that time and I really enjoyed moving. Not sure what's happening to me. Might need counseling soon. 🥲
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Allstate Mayhem: I'm a Hot Babe Out Jogging
ALT: Allstate Mayhem: I'm a Hot Babe Out Jogging
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Once again, my grocery store has been experimenting with chip flavors.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social For you. 🥰 www.instagram.com/reel/DZsJpbo...
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wizard dax on Instagram: "✨🖖🌈 Star Trek Pride🌈🖖✨ There are so many silly queer moments in trek I simply couldn't fit them all in one edit, but that's fine because I make queer edits every month of th...
3,999 likes, 52 comments - wizard_dax on June 17, 2026: "✨🖖🌈 Star Trek Pride🌈🖖✨ There are so many silly queer moments in trek I simply couldn't fit them all in one edit, but that's fine because I mak...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ok, I didn't think Wordle was an ally, but today proved me wrong! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@piegoblin.bsky.social Ummmm....
A catering company announcement with questionable offerings.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social On a scale of 1 to Hospitalized, how much cocaine fueled the conception of this show? www.instagram.com/reel/DZ2hbIx...
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sylviogoncalves on Instagram: "THE HANNA-BARBERA HAPPY HOUR. Programa de variedades musical exibido em 1978 pela NBC. Em uma tentativa de competir com os programa…"
THE HANNA-BARBERA HAPPY HOUR. Programa de variedades musical exibido em 1978 pela NBC. Em uma tentativa de competir com os programas de auditório e musicais da época, a Hanna-Barbera produziu esta atração de uma hora que misturava esquetes cômicas, números musicais, participações especiais e aparições de seus personagens mais famosos. Os apresentadores eram duas marionetes em tamanho humano, Honey e Sis, que conduziam quadros humorísticos e interagiam com convidados como Tom Bosley, Connie Stevens, Leif Garrett, Anson Williams e outros astros da televisão norte-americana. Com apenas 4 episódios exibidos entre abril e maio de 1978, o programa foi uma das experiências mais curiosas da história do estúdio.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@dangertits.bsky.social These are great! www.instagram.com/p/DZu3whcEfH...
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Y'all, this sticker 🥹
Sticker depicting Ludo from Labyrinth and the monster from Where the Wild Things Are holding hands in a pride parade.
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Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Y'all, I just made baked potatoes, zucchini and chicken breasts with a dry hot honey rub all on my gr1ll (spelled funny avoid the bots). This is my new Sunday thing. Like, it makes me happy. 😭
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