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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today in "what's an absolutely deranged thing I could say on the internet"

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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Fans of Jolyon Maugham, such as Jolyon Maugham, will be pleased to note that Jolyon Maugham has published a lengthy and repetitive blog post about the centrality of Jolyon Maugham to recent news events

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David Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Wilson family motto: ‘Studs first’

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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I heard the self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I’ve already put myself down.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Did someone say beveragino?

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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 07/08/2026

I think it's a mistake to equate Trump's regime with the Empire. Now, if they'd fired the Death Star but Alderaan was still there, was still basically fine, but now controlled that sector of space and charged the Empire to fly their ships there… THEN you could equate them.

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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026

Bonjourrrrr

Photo de Nicolas Sarkozy et de Carla Bruni Sarkozy debout dans la mer avec de l'eau jusqu'à la taille, tous deux avec des lunettes de soleil et regardant vers l'horizon dans la même direction. Nicolas bombe le torse et rentrant son ventre de manière exagérée et la photo est clairement posée selon une scénographie ridicule.
Au bas de l'image, photo sous l'eau d'une paire de jambe de femme debout sur le sable et d'une paire de jambe d'homme debout sur un tabouret avec un bracelet électronique (peut-être de l'IA je ne sais pas et je m'en excuse si c'est le cas).
On avait dit pas le physique mais désolé cela m'a fait rire, et la période n'est pas trés drôle pour moi.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Early Queen: Fairies, ogres STOMP STOMP STOMP Late Queen: Look at us, darlings, we’re fabulous Wave your arms in the air and chant along

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 07/08/2026

Absolutely true. IKEA stores contain wormholes to other IKEA stores.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

He's a 41 year old grown man who has been lying his entire life. Cambridge fucked up by hiring him but come on. They didn't make him apply for a professorship with a CV full of lies.

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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Meanwhile at the good law project

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 05/08/2026

Absolutely amazing. No apology or explanation for the mounting pile of, to say the least, improbable claims, and on top of that, it's published by the GLP, which is clearly doubling down.

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I've seen enough Bond films to know that if the follically challenged head of a corrupt organisation invites you to a meeting in an exotic location, you do not go. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Gianni Infantino latest: Fifa chief calls executive meeting as criticism mounts

Gianni Infantino summons senior leaders to a meeting on Wednesday, after facing more fierce criticism of his plan to sell off Fifa's commercial and event operations.

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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

My hot take prediction. Professor Arday won't lose his job. The whole thing will be finessed away on a magic carpet of hasty corrections, focus on bad faith actors, academic waffle, and a justifiable belief that while the dogs bark, the caravan moves on.

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David Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“My brother and nephew are working there, so it’s personal,” said Ryan, a retired university administrator. I guess Ukrainians being killed by weapons made using the alumina smelted in Ireland might also feel it’s “personal”. www.ft.com/content/6480...

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The tranquil spot in rural Ireland accused of fuelling Russia’s war

Aughinish Alumina plant linked to sanctioned oligarch Oleg Deripaska faces increasing scrutiny but locals fear for jobs

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Chairman of US Joint Chiefs of Staff confirmed that a Ukrainian F-16 shot down a Russian Su-35. Your Prez wrote recently about the problems of having a Potemkin air force. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/the-proble...

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I, too, like to write articles whilst I have a fresh head wound

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I think a classic example of this was when the endlessly tedious "Poppywatch" account tweeted a picture of Prince Philip in uniform at the Festival of Remembrance with "what did you get those medals for, Phil?" when the response was "he's a Second World War veteran who was Mentioned in Despatches?"

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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Just swinging by to check up on how Blooski is doi.... Holy fuck.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Actually said "fucking hell" out loud when they explained why they hadn't allowed her the opportunity to have a friend, TU representative or colleague in the meeting. Christ, they are going to lose any lawsuit badly. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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UK Treasury must change disciplinary process after worker’s suicide, mother says

Chloe Moffat, 26, killed herself day after meeting about anonymous complaint in which she was not allowed to bring a colleague

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 24/06/2026

One of the worst trends in HR of the past decade or so was "bring your whole self to work". Please, I am begging you, leave your "whole self" at home. Bring your professional work self to work, please. Save your energy for your political campaigning for your time off.

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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Starmer announcing social media bans outside of Parliament is a breach of the Ministerial Code as it's not a critical emergency and Parliament is not in recess. I assume the Speaker will haul Mr Rules's arse over the coals? And Mr Rules will resign as he demanded when Tories breached the Code?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You might respect someone who just says "I don't care if Russia invades one of its smaller neighbours for the 5th time in the last 35 years" rather than pretend it's ethical that cos we haven't beaten Ukraine it means we won't ever invade anyone again.

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

By a quick bag of the fag packet calculation, the U.K. currently spends about *128.57 times more* **per annum** on the areas Jeremy says needs more funding than the increase in defence spending John Healey wanted (not - by the way - the increase he was offered, which was about half that).

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

'I am being punished for a crime I signed off the accounts on and aggressively warned against anyone looking into.'

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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Next she'll escape into the Los Angeles underground, and still wanted by the government, survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find her. Maybe you can hire...

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Why are concert tickets so expensive I ask as Take That belt out their hits atop a 30ft mechanical elephant www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Rare 1-1 scale photo of the actual dildo of consequences that rarely arrives lubed..

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Somebody on my Facebook timeline saying that they are teaching the rise of Hitler at preset and the parallels with Farage are terrifying and it’s taking every single ounce of politeness not to point out there are simply are no parallels.

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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Genuinely confused why there’s so much more freaking out about the single sex provision on the ol’ TL today than a transman getting violently raped at the Maudsley because they were unthinkingly put on the men’s ward. In one someone gets violently raped because of policy, in another people need to…

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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Geniuses of Russian marketing. An ad for the Russian military contract reads: "A job for real men." The name of the bus stop: "Meat Processing Plant." Perfect.

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

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Judith Knott @judithmknott.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I’ve no brief for Olly R but the time line is crazy: He’s appointed 8 Jan 25. Mandy announcement had already been made 20 Dec 24 in advance of vetting. Trump inauguration was 20 Jan. So we’re basically talking about Robbins’ first 12 days.

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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

All the burn Gail's Bakery to the ground because Israel brigade are going to have to find another platform. Awks.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Remembering my friend who once planned a meal out without realising it was Valentine's Day, only for her friend to get stuck in traffic and her to be left sitting in the restaurant for an hour with everyone thinking she'd been stood up 😬

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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 14/02/2026

We’re apparently picking on Michael Deacon again which leads me to believe that SOME OF YOU are fans of Dan Brown.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

For those that can’t remember tiny bits of news from September 2025: Lord Mandelson failed security services vetting & agency officials went on the record saying Mandelson was a bad idea. This was ignored by UK Gov/PM.

Headline form independent September 12th 2025 highlighting Peter Mandelson failed security service vetting

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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 03/02/2026

It should be law that every radio station has to play I Got You Babe at 6am on both February 2nd and 3rd.

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