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Atticus Bakelite

@atticusbakelite.bsky.social
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Professor of Faun Behaviour at the University of Narnia.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today in "what's an absolutely deranged thing I could say on the internet"
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fans of Jolyon Maugham, such as Jolyon Maugham, will be pleased to note that Jolyon Maugham has published a lengthy and repetitive blog post about the centrality of Jolyon Maugham to recent news events
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David Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wilson family motto: ‘Studs first’
AN Wilson is disgusted in Daily Mail

Emily Wilson is disgusted in the LRB
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I heard the self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I’ve already put myself down.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Did someone say beveragino?
Big Chas knocking one back
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 07/08/2026
I think it's a mistake to equate Trump's regime with the Empire. Now, if they'd fired the Death Star but Alderaan was still there, was still basically fine, but now controlled that sector of space and charged the Empire to fly their ships there… THEN you could equate them.
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Bonjourrrrr
Photo de Nicolas Sarkozy et de Carla Bruni Sarkozy debout dans la mer avec de l'eau jusqu'à la taille, tous deux avec des lunettes de soleil et regardant vers l'horizon dans la même direction. Nicolas bombe le torse et rentrant son ventre de manière exagérée et la photo est clairement posée selon une scénographie ridicule.
Au bas de l'image, photo sous l'eau d'une paire de jambe de femme debout sur le sable et d'une paire de jambe d'homme debout sur un tabouret avec un bracelet électronique (peut-être de l'IA je ne sais pas et je m'en excuse si c'est le cas).
On avait dit pas le physique mais désolé cela m'a fait rire, et la période n'est pas trés drôle pour moi.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Early Queen: Fairies, ogres STOMP STOMP STOMP Late Queen: Look at us, darlings, we’re fabulous Wave your arms in the air and chant along
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 07/08/2026
Absolutely true. IKEA stores contain wormholes to other IKEA stores.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
His appointment got coverage in places like NBC and the New York Times, that would never cover your average Oxbridge appointment. Not even the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics gets that.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It was even in American newspapers. He guest edited the Today Programme, he was treated as a celebrity, he got the sort of adulation that the average Oxbridge professor would never receive. Of course his downfall is going to be headline news.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did that Cambridge academic's appointment to his post receive headline coverage too?
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Setting the police on to a journalist and another professor to try to avoid awkward questions about your work is a big story in anyone's book. Coupled with the fact that his original appointment was treated as a huge story, both sides of the pond, his downfall is inevitably going to be equally huge.
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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He's a 41 year old grown man who has been lying his entire life. Cambridge fucked up by hiring him but come on. They didn't make him apply for a professorship with a CV full of lies.
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is it still there?It is! It’s still there!
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One for the kids.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We go live to Simon & Schuster.
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Man panicking, breathing into a paper bag
ALT: Man panicking, breathing into a paper bag
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Meanwhile at the good law project
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What bullshit? His bullshit or people noticing?
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 05/08/2026
Absolutely amazing. No apology or explanation for the mounting pile of, to say the least, improbable claims, and on top of that, it's published by the GLP, which is clearly doubling down.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm sure this is entirely normal behaviour. afcomm.org.uk/2026/08/05/j...
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Jason Arday reported academic critic to police after questions over his research - Committee For Academic Freedom
Professor Jason Arday reported fellow academic Dr David Harris to police after Harris raised concerns about apparent errors and possible plagiarism in his work.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How hum. www.cam.ac.uk/notices/news...
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Statement about Professor Arday
Statement about Professor Arday
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ah. www.cam.ac.uk/notices/news...
cam.ac.uk
Statement about Professor Arday
Statement about Professor Arday
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've seen enough Bond films to know that if the follically challenged head of a corrupt organisation invites you to a meeting in an exotic location, you do not go. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Gianni Infantino latest: Fifa chief calls executive meeting as criticism mounts
Gianni Infantino summons senior leaders to a meeting on Wednesday, after facing more fierce criticism of his plan to sell off Fifa's commercial and event operations.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My hot take prediction. Professor Arday won't lose his job. The whole thing will be finessed away on a magic carpet of hasty corrections, focus on bad faith actors, academic waffle, and a justifiable belief that while the dogs bark, the caravan moves on.
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David Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“My brother and nephew are working there, so it’s personal,” said Ryan, a retired university administrator. I guess Ukrainians being killed by weapons made using the alumina smelted in Ireland might also feel it’s “personal”. www.ft.com/content/6480...
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The tranquil spot in rural Ireland accused of fuelling Russia’s war
Aughinish Alumina plant linked to sanctioned oligarch Oleg Deripaska faces increasing scrutiny but locals fear for jobs
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Chairman of US Joint Chiefs of Staff confirmed that a Ukrainian F-16 shot down a Russian Su-35. Your Prez wrote recently about the problems of having a Potemkin air force. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/the-proble...
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Massive awks for Jolyolyolyon.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nothing says non-violent direct action like someone in a balaclava wielding a hammer.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They are all on Twitter all saying it's mad to arrest him just for being deeply unpleasant.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Usual suspect below.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I've seen plenty pointing out that just because he's an unpleasant cunt shouldn't mean he should be arrested for it.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I, too, like to write articles whilst I have a fresh head wound
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think a classic example of this was when the endlessly tedious "Poppywatch" account tweeted a picture of Prince Philip in uniform at the Festival of Remembrance with "what did you get those medals for, Phil?" when the response was "he's a Second World War veteran who was Mentioned in Despatches?"
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean, I have fairly low expectations of this place at the best of times, but fuck me.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just swinging by to check up on how Blooski is doi.... Holy fuck.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Actually said "fucking hell" out loud when they explained why they hadn't allowed her the opportunity to have a friend, TU representative or colleague in the meeting. Christ, they are going to lose any lawsuit badly. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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UK Treasury must change disciplinary process after worker’s suicide, mother says
Chloe Moffat, 26, killed herself day after meeting about anonymous complaint in which she was not allowed to bring a colleague
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 24/06/2026
One of the worst trends in HR of the past decade or so was "bring your whole self to work". Please, I am begging you, leave your "whole self" at home. Bring your professional work self to work, please. Save your energy for your political campaigning for your time off.
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Starmer announcing social media bans outside of Parliament is a breach of the Ministerial Code as it's not a critical emergency and Parliament is not in recess. I assume the Speaker will haul Mr Rules's arse over the coals? And Mr Rules will resign as he demanded when Tories breached the Code?
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And Blooski is full of MAP paedos and people making death threats against Jesse Singal. Ban none or ban all.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You might respect someone who just says "I don't care if Russia invades one of its smaller neighbours for the 5th time in the last 35 years" rather than pretend it's ethical that cos we haven't beaten Ukraine it means we won't ever invade anyone again.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
By a quick bag of the fag packet calculation, the U.K. currently spends about *128.57 times more* **per annum** on the areas Jeremy says needs more funding than the increase in defence spending John Healey wanted (not - by the way - the increase he was offered, which was about half that).
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
'I am being punished for a crime I signed off the accounts on and aggressively warned against anyone looking into.'
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Next she'll escape into the Los Angeles underground, and still wanted by the government, survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find her. Maybe you can hire...
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Atticus Bakelite @atticusbakelite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Russell Davies inspirational post.
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