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David KC

@davidmuttering.bsky.social
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Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 10h
I'm guessing that their 'irrefutable body of evidence' was on holiday when the hearing happened and they couldn't get an adjournment.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 10h
As part of their punishment, Manchester City's budget is to be reduced each year in line with either inflation, wage increases, or 2.5% – whichever is the highest.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A later walk today, rewarded by this Great Spotted Woodpecker
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A spot of calming woodland for anyone who might benefit. Now with free nuthatch sounds.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from a very pouncey feline
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from a very pouncey feline
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Hoorah! It's the Autumn Equinox. The end of summer. It's called "equinox" as it is equal parts horse and cow.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The slow disintegration of a cotton wool sky
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An excellent early example of Dealing with Mansplaining by the 1848 women of Vienna (from Christopher Clark's superb 'Revolutionary Spring')
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Proper autumn this morning
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And once your paws are clean, you can get on with the laundry
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Michael would like everyone to appreciate the importance of clean paws
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I've ever given the impression that Michael is an elegant cat, let me dispel this
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have a sleepy cat on my lap
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Goldfinches finally work out that after troughing the niger seeds in the feeder, they can munch through the massive pile they've dropped on the lawn.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cool, crisp and fresh this morning, like a preview of the new season of Autumn.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Six weeks to go and some books arrived today.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Interviewing some locals about their views of today's weather. Most respondents keenly in favour.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Despite Tuesday's misery in Swindon, I'm at Salford City to see Port Vale. 74/92 current league teams seen at home now (although some of the selfish bastards have moved since)
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun little trip up this from the pier to the town (no more hills for me today). Only drawback was the old bloke at the front who videoed the whole trip, adding a quiet commentary like some shit funicular Ted Lowe.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I appear to be ... *pants* ... at the ...*wheezes* ... top. ...*collapses*...
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saltburn-by-the-Sea. Trying to blow the cobwebs away after arguably too many pints of Murphy's and definitely too many double Jamesons.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today's Harrowing involved a pleasant walk near the Tyne with @excelpope.net and a couple of his canine acquaintances. Extremely pleasant it was too.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There are times when @camsell59.bsky.social's construction of simile equals Blackadder at its best. This, from 'The Farther Corner':
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This week, following my unsuccessful trip to Swindon, I'm embarking on a Harrowing of the North, as was all the rage 950-odd years ago. I can report that it's raining.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Paying homage to a cultural artefact on the way to @officialpvfc.bsky.social at Swindon Town
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Learn to Pounce with Michael LESSON ONE
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Learn to Pounce with Michael LESSON ONE
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seems to have stopped raining #Lords #temptingfate
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me all summer: Please rain, please. Everything is parched 🌧️: No. No way. Me today: Wahey! Tickets for Day 1 of the Lord's Test 🌧️: TALLYHO!!!!!!
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Didn't manage a summer holiday this year due to work commitments, but we've booked something in October that looks tolerable.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lovely temperature on the Common this morning but WE NEED RAIN
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you have that eerie feeling that you're being watched...
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Vague drizzle on Wimbledon Common
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Would all the animals please arrange themselves into pairs while I sort out a few thousand cubits of gopher wood
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"... but those car parks are far away."
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Michael's top tip for keeping cool - have a friend who is a snowman
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A robin sits astride the bench, trying to remember rain
See? I know you had to zoom in but he's there
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nerd
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Merlin thought it heard a Spotted Flycatcher just now, but I suspect it was just a Robin singing "Fuck me, where's the sun?"
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You'll need your seventh pair of scissors this evening - scissors A to F won't do, an eclipse only works with scissor G.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Top tip: Spend all day staring at the TV until you get goggle-eyes. Then use those goggles to protect you from the eclipse.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Michael will be sitting in judgment of all humankind between now and 8.30pm
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Michael will be sitting in judgment of all humankind between now and 8.30pm
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"IT'S A TRAP!!!" #Caturday #InternationalCatDay
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Queensmere on Wimbledon Common just showing off this morning.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just been to see The Odyssey. This bit was scary.
Cilla ...... and Charybdis
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Unusual nuthatch visitor being looked upon snootily by the goldfinch regulars.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Uh-oh. Someone has let the cat out of the bag.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Michael struggling to believe that pigs can fly
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