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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026

I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!

A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry but what do you mean I have to stay awake for like 14-16 hours a day but I can only consume 1500 cals over that entire time period if I want to keep fitting into my clothes because that seems ridiculous, that's like four hours of food max

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If vegetables are so good and sugary carbs are so bad why do I feel better than I have in months after a warm fried sugar donut

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The best thing about Heated Rivalry is that it isn't trying to make me give a fuck about hockey

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

it's time to shit or get off my chest

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PIPING HOT MEXICAN FOOD ITEMS ACROSS THE PROMENADE AT “90’S X-TREME” LEVEL VELOCITY

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The New Testament is quite clear on this: always split when you are dealt a pair of 3s.

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Commitments will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Went to bed at 7 yesterday intending to be asleep by 8. Finally got to sleep just past midnight. Woke up at 3. It's now 5. Sleep disorders are fun. I have a lot to do this week including an extremely long drive for the first time. Wooooooo

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Strange New Worlds had such a great first season. What the fuck happened

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜

Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sorry mr government, i can't get a job because my brain is too full of gay thoughts

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Someone just sent me a like on hinge and their voice note is about the nutritional value of cockroach milk and he finishes with 'do with that information what you will' and what I am doing is contemplating it in silent horror

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

People say there are special people you will meet in every lifetime but nobody talks about the fuckass assholes we should avoid in every lifetime

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026

Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Jees there's a lotta slop on the timeline 😭

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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My elite cartoonist skills strike again (still better than AI slop)

A poorly drawn four frame stick-man Legend of Zelda cartoon.
Frame 1: one plain stick figure talks to Link (a stick figure with a floppy hat, sword and shield), saying "So for this shrine you have to complete a series of puzzles-"
Frame 2: Link frowns, putting his sword away while the plain stick figure says "that will, uh-"
Frame 3: Link pulls out his shield which has a rocket attached and starts to fly upwards. The plain stick figure says "uh-"
Frame 4: Link has disappeared. The lone plain stick figure says "fuck."

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨

Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Remembering when my ex of many years ago said 'I really love waking up to the overnight messages you send' and wondering why, in that case, that it never occured to him to send me messages when I was asleep 😅

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Big Walk is a lot of fun for the most part, but the music composer apparently has no knowledge of misophonia (because like four of the tracks trigger mine and are physically painful to listen to) and the entire last section sucks if you have OCD and can't be left alone to your thoughts

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research, including the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Quietly funded high school band programs We lost an incredible person.

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I guess i don’t feel like sharing stories of either of them right now but suffice to say they were both astoundingly beautiful and incredibly generous souls and the world is dimmer and substantially less fun today

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Google Maps: 'I know a shortcut!' The shortcut: youtu.be/XeiGQwKuiwc?...

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YouTube video by ACWells13

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2026

White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe theonion.com/white-house-doctor-cla…

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

(the sound of snapping dry kindling when i sit down or stand up) is that good

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Generative AI is the tool and aesthetic of fascism, and that aesthetic only appeals to middle aged divorced sex predators, billionaires, guys who drive cybertrucks, and guys who don't tip. It's the aesthetic of losers, miserable assholes, and guys with a sexual allegations section in their wiki.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Through the Keyhole was the original Cribs

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Rauru after coming up with 104 tutorials and puzzles for light shrines: 'Ah fuckit make the other 48 blessing shrines, I'm so over it'

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The prop department on Ark have truly outdone themselves.

A clearly plastic crow, showing a plastic eye with glued on feathers and what appears to be a moulded plastic head

A clearly plastic blackbird body with a couple of feathers glued on as a wing and what looks like a cardboard beak

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Jedward once DM'd me to say goodnight and I still think about that sometimes

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026

ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate

a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I have seen Man of Steel several times and every time the entire krypton intro goes straight in the brain shredder and is forgotten about until next time

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/07/2026

You stupid motherfuckers

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My neighbour at 5am, sleeping peacefully Me, watching Superman Returns at 5am, screaming 'YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY KRYPTONITE'

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