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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 26m

I miss the good ol' dickpic days when bluesky had less than a million users

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 32m

Nope just an 'adult content' label, the content is hidden from my innocent 43 year old eyes

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 33m

Three pieces of cookie dough in this entire fuckass tub

A carton of 'Ben and Jerry's flipped' chocolate cookie dough

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 33m

God damn, because I refuse to give bluesky my ID I can no longer see adult content. Thank god we're discord friends

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 34m

Baths are the WORST.

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And yes, I do have a constant stream of thoughts, if you've ever heard me wittering on about something it's that but continual all the time with no breaks

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly love those derailing thoughts sometimes. Just thinking about my schedule for the day and suddenly SCREEEEE when I went to the bathroom and was interrupted by 'is that a cat hair? How did it get there? I don't have a cat'

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You needed a friend to hold the printout like a rally driver and be the 'take a left onto springfield avenue' and you'd both be scouring road names. You memorised the exit numbers. Something I still do so I can be in the right lane for exiting in good time 😂

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The fact you have to say this is horrifying

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

There are a lot of good specific reasons to dislike AI but honestly, at this point the main one for me is just the vibes

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Blueys can be two things 😂

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching Legally Blonde with a friend who somehow hadn't seen it. She thought Warner looked like a creep. That's when I realised it's the guy who plays Alaric Saltzman on Vampire Diaries. I was like 'Uh now you mention it there are allegations that.....'

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ugh. I get that urge. I avoid retriggering my trauma at some cost. Hugs!

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

WHY IS MY SONIC SHOWER CLOGGED WITH PUMPKINS

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026

I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!

A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gonna go out on a limb and say he keeps complaining nobody will hire him because of DEI and nobody will date him because women have unrealistic standards

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry but what do you mean I have to stay awake for like 14-16 hours a day but I can only consume 1500 cals over that entire time period if I want to keep fitting into my clothes because that seems ridiculous, that's like four hours of food max

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't think my webcam or headset required any of that and they're a more logical device to request random access 😭

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You telling me a hitachi isn't focused, know what you're going for, and quick?

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If vegetables are so good and sugary carbs are so bad why do I feel better than I have in months after a warm fried sugar donut

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You been watching Star Whores again?

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The best thing about Heated Rivalry is that it isn't trying to make me give a fuck about hockey

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some companies are using poorly trained AI interviewers to vet candidates, a candidate holding a coffee is probably the absolute least of our concerns about current interview etiquette

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It would make more sense why the quarter mile drag race takes ten full minutes

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

it's time to shit or get off my chest

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not sure what you're replying to bud, bluesky has goofed

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What product *did* you use when you were on the solid soap leaves?

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My apologies for not specifically answering the question, but, my friend is allergic to most liquid hand soaps and I put him on to paper soap- hard soap in individual leaves, portable and doesn't set off his allergy, and won't leak soap in your pocket, if that's helpful at all

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wonder if it feels like anaesthesia. Cold at first then a spreading tingling numbness as you count down to oblivion

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Woooo! Getting injured while not moving at all is fun! \o/

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Although if I'm honest that's more the EDS than the being in my 40s

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Safe? Safe? I subluxed both my shoulders yesterday lying on my stomach, drove home not noticing them slowly seizing and then couldn't get out of my car

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's extremely striking and very unsettling which draws attention.

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026