Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 12hWHICH ONE OF YOU BLOODY MANIACS TOLD THE REPLICATORS TO REPLICATE PUMPKIN PIES TO THE ORDER OF PI?!?! 14527
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026MORN AND QUARK HAVE OPENED COMPETING PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BARS AT EITHER END OF THE PROMENADE AND TENSIONS ARE HIGH 22737
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WHY IS MY SONIC SHOWER CLOGGED WITH PUMPKINS 21455
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 131365219
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MORN IS WEARING A THONG ON THE PROMENADE 24688
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134333770
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TACO TUESDAY IS UPON US!! THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING FIESTA FRIJOLES FREELY ACROSS THE PROMENADE 14428
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look Ensign, it’s Monday. And sometimes on Monday you just need to pack it in and convert your work station into a blanket fort. And sometimes your blanket fort needs the bare essentials. Like tactical coco. A bean bag chair. Maybe some string lights. Snacks. Pictures of Julian I mean your wife 187512
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look Julian, this holoprogram is called “The Kinky Adventures of Captain Kinkster”, which CLEARLY indicates that it’s some kind of story about a manly man who undoes knots that are kinking up his fellow climbing adventurers climbing ropes as they climb mountains WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP HERE 13547
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brienthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQyoutu.bePressure DropYouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic 211060362
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ensign, the day may come where I am bested by a grilled cheese sandwich, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY 16606
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHOCO-CHOCO-FUDGE BROWNIES AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES ACROSS THE PROMENADE 18676
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PIPING HOT MEXICAN FOOD ITEMS ACROSS THE PROMENADE AT “90’S X-TREME” LEVEL VELOCITY 15526
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDeep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026Miles: I— Garak: Shut— Miles: but— Garak: it. 0293
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDeep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026Ezri: Miles not every problem can be solved with a disruptor. Miles: That's why I carry two disruptors. 05011
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDeep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026Miles: So I sort of maybe like you Julian. Miles: A lot more than I originally planned. 0193
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDeep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026Miles: I love it when it starts getting dark early. Odo: Damn it Miles! Quit messing with the environmental controls. 0265
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ENSIGN I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE—the Arachnid Delegation from planet Web has arrived? I don’t see how that concerns me—they want me to be their union rep? Ok that’s fine—they insist on presenting me with an offering? Well, that’s a nice gesture but unnecessary—Rom is missing? I see. RED ALERT 9546
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026bootlicking will not save you. 503078559
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a long, long, long, long, long time Converse buyer, I will never buy a Converse product ever again. I am sick of the virtue signalling to racists. I see this and I see a man hanged, a white robe that could be a klansman's robe and light shaped like a KKK hat. What the actual hell!?! 5293439752
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Everybody give a BIG HAND to Quark, who just launched FREE FOOD FRIDAYS via the use of his personal code entered in an anonymous terminal hidden in a duct in Upper Pylon 3!! THANKS QUARK! WHY ARE YOU SWEATING? IS IT BECAUSE YOURE OVERWHELMED WITH GENEROUS FEELINGS?? 20668
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDeep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026Miles: Julian you're paying way too much for pond squirrels. Miles: Who's your pond squirrel guy? 03915
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDeep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026Julian: I’ll give you four strips to see your tattoo. Julian: No the other one. You know. Miles: How did you know?! 0183
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienDr. Jen Irwin @drjenirwin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Air sampling at four US airports in 2023 and 2024 detected SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, in over 98% of samples and influenza A in over 17%, according to a study published in PLOS Global Public Health” www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/air...cidrap.umn.eduAirport air sampling captures COVID, influenza virusesResearchers say air monitoring complements wastewater testing in detecting respiratory pathogens from diverse populations, including asymptomatic or pre-symptomatic people. 513252
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026MORN!! MORN!! THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!! MORN! IT’S 03:00 HOURS!! MORN!! TURN DOWN THE GORN METAL!! YOU’RE SCARING THE VOLES!! MORN!! 187412
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026NONSENSE ENSIGN my shoulder is perfectly fine to work this jackhammerAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAGAHGAHAGAHAGAHHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHand sure the kickback might be a littleAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGbut im perfectlyAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAHAAGAHAGAGG 15546
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot... 59469
Reposted by Annoyed O’Briene.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/09/2026if you didn't know: a right-wing streamer is targeting a Portland bar that 86ed someone for wearing a transphobic shirt www.koin.com/news/portlan...koin.comAnti-trans protest outside The Sports Bra bar sparks confrontationPortland police responded to a confrontation between individuals with opposing viewpoints outside the Sports Bra bar on Friday, though no arrests were made. 621385
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AN AVALANCHE OF SALSA IS HEADED TOWARDS THE PROMENADE 21547
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive. 182149809
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I HAVE ENCLOSED MYSELF IN A PIZZA FORT AND SEALED THE DOOR WITH MOZZARELLA 18699
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026WHO PUT MY FRENCH FRIES THROUGH THE PAPER SHREDDER 19536
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026it doesn't top the "exhibition of paintings of soldiers he sent to their deaths on display in disney world" 739532
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien(18+) ✾ metalheadbrat ✾ OF NO PPV @raevynsbody.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 155
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026Democrats are voting with Republicans on bills that could harm trans kids. We have to make that unacceptable. We can't give the trans panic instigators an inch particularly because it's all manufactured outrage. They needed a wedge issue after they killed Roe and this is what they've decided on.thepinknews.comEight Dems voted with GOP on bill that could out trans studentsEight Democrats voted with Republicans to help pass a bill that could force teachers to out transgender students to their parents. 15894265
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026It's always a good time to share this. 9247871577
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienRockin’ Riker @rockinriker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Listen, Wes, here’s the thing, you either support Trans Rights or you don’t. And if you don’t? We don’t vote for you for hall monitor. Not a chance. Not this time. Pure fantasy. 06613
Reposted by Annoyed O’BrienKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa 231502239
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t KNOW, Morn! I simply asked Quark if my shipment of PEGS is in yet and he fell over laughing! I NEED my pegs!! Keiko just messaged me that we’ll be pegging all NIGHT, which is confusing because how many pictures does she have to hang up, anyway? But I love my wife-OH NOW HERE YOU GO TOO 11436
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026GARAK I asked for a historically accurate codpiece for my jousting holoprogram with Julian today. HISTORICALLY. ACCURATE. What you’ve just HANDED me here LIGHTS UP and VIBRATES—“it’s sure to create a buzz”?!? Is that supposed to be FUNNY?! NO YOU DON’T GET TO CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND WALK AWAY 196913
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026LISTEN UP EVERYONE if we are going to make this Tactical Taco Tuesday HAPPEN, we need to MOVE!! MORN!! Increase the spice levels! ROM!! Deep fry the hard shells!! And for GODS SAKE Ensign, get those salsa canons up and RUNNING 18567
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026THE TRANSPORTER DID NOT BEAM MY PANTS BACK WITH ME BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, I’VE GOT TO CRANK THIS SHAFT BEFORE THIS PIPE EXPLODES 19646
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 04/09/2026THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING ALL MANNER OF MEXICAN FOOD ACROSS THE PROMENADE IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS FIESTA FRIDAY 23609
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 03/09/2026WHY IS THERE AN UNSKIPPABLE AD FOR WHAT IS CLEARLY AN AI GENERATED “MILES & JULIAN: WEDDING MERGE MADNESS” HOLOPROGRAM PLAYING ON EVERY MONITOR 13524
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 02/09/2026FORM A LINE and grab YOUR bowl of O’Brien’s Famous Chili! And don’t forget that Quark is giving away a prize* for the best variation of MY RECIPE for all you ChiliHeads out there, so don’t forget to enter the contest! Here’s the base: Garlic, Tomatoes, Beans, Garlic, Warp Grease, Jalapeños, Beans, 20465
Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 01/09/2026WHO THE BLOODY HELL PUT THE REPLICATORS INTO “AUTO-COFFEE” MODE?!? MORN JUST TOOK AN ICED LATINUM LATTE TO THE HEAD I MEAN THAT *IS* HIS ORDER BUT STILL 17574