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Annoyed O’Brien

@annoyedobrien.bsky.social
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I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!! 🖖🦄🌈✊🏿🐷🍉🇵🇸🇸🇩🇬🇦🇺🇦🇱🇧🇨🇬🇲🇽🇾🇪

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 12h
WHICH ONE OF YOU BLOODY MANIACS TOLD THE REPLICATORS TO REPLICATE PUMPKIN PIES TO THE ORDER OF PI?!?!
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MORN AND QUARK HAVE OPENED COMPETING PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BARS AT EITHER END OF THE PROMENADE AND TENSIONS ARE HIGH
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHY IS MY SONIC SHOWER CLOGGED WITH PUMPKINS
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MORN IS WEARING A THONG ON THE PROMENADE
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TACO TUESDAY IS UPON US!! THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING FIESTA FRIJOLES FREELY ACROSS THE PROMENADE
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look Ensign, it’s Monday. And sometimes on Monday you just need to pack it in and convert your work station into a blanket fort. And sometimes your blanket fort needs the bare essentials. Like tactical coco. A bean bag chair. Maybe some string lights. Snacks. Pictures of Julian I mean your wife
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look Julian, this holoprogram is called “The Kinky Adventures of Captain Kinkster”, which CLEARLY indicates that it’s some kind of story about a manly man who undoes knots that are kinking up his fellow climbing adventurers climbing ropes as they climb mountains WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP HERE
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ
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Pressure Drop
YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ensign, the day may come where I am bested by a grilled cheese sandwich, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHOCO-CHOCO-FUDGE BROWNIES AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES ACROSS THE PROMENADE
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHO BEAMED OFF ALL MY BODY HAIR
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PIPING HOT MEXICAN FOOD ITEMS ACROSS THE PROMENADE AT “90’S X-TREME” LEVEL VELOCITY
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
Miles: I— Garak: Shut— Miles: but— Garak: it.
Miles:  I—Garak: Shut—Miles: but—Garak: it.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Ezri: Miles not every problem can be solved with a disruptor. Miles: That's why I carry two disruptors.
Ezri:  Miles not every problem can be solved with a disruptor.Miles:  That's why I carry two disruptors.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Miles: So I sort of maybe like you Julian. Miles: A lot more than I originally planned.
Miles:  So I sort of maybe like you Julian.Miles:  A lot more than I originally planned.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Miles: I love it when it starts getting dark early. Odo: Damn it Miles! Quit messing with the environmental controls.
Miles:  I love it when it starts getting dark early.Odo:  Damn it Miles! Quit messing with the environmental controls.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ENSIGN I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE—the Arachnid Delegation from planet Web has arrived? I don’t see how that concerns me—they want me to be their union rep? Ok that’s fine—they insist on presenting me with an offering? Well, that’s a nice gesture but unnecessary—Rom is missing? I see. RED ALERT
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bootlicking will not save you.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a long, long, long, long, long time Converse buyer, I will never buy a Converse product ever again. I am sick of the virtue signalling to racists. I see this and I see a man hanged, a white robe that could be a klansman's robe and light shaped like a KKK hat. What the actual hell!?!
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everybody give a BIG HAND to Quark, who just launched FREE FOOD FRIDAYS via the use of his personal code entered in an anonymous terminal hidden in a duct in Upper Pylon 3!! THANKS QUARK! WHY ARE YOU SWEATING? IS IT BECAUSE YOURE OVERWHELMED WITH GENEROUS FEELINGS??
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Miles: Julian you're paying way too much for pond squirrels. Miles: Who's your pond squirrel guy?
Miles:  Julian you're paying way too much for  pond squirrels.Miles:  Who's your  pond squirrel guy?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Julian: I’ll give you four strips to see your tattoo. Julian: No the other one. You know. Miles: How did you know?!
Julian:  I’ll give you four strips to see your tattoo.Julian:  No the other one. You know.Miles:  How did you know?!
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Dr. Jen Irwin @drjenirwin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Air sampling at four US airports in 2023 and 2024 detected SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, in over 98% of samples and influenza A in over 17%, according to a study published in PLOS Global Public Health” www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/air...
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Airport air sampling captures COVID, influenza viruses
Researchers say air monitoring complements wastewater testing in detecting respiratory pathogens from diverse populations, including asymptomatic or pre-symptomatic people.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MORN!! MORN!! THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!! MORN! IT’S 03:00 HOURS!! MORN!! TURN DOWN THE GORN METAL!! YOU’RE SCARING THE VOLES!! MORN!!
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NONSENSE ENSIGN my shoulder is perfectly fine to work this jackhammerAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAGAHGAHAGAHAGAHHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHand sure the kickback might be a littleAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGbut im perfectlyAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAHAAGAHAGAGG
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot...
womenforwolves post text 

YELLOWSTONE'S OLDEST WOLF
MATRIARCH COULD BE HUNTED IN JUST 4 DAYS.
1090F has survived an extraordinary 12 years in the wild.
But after moving beyond Yellowstone's protected boundary into Wyoming, that protection disappears.
On September 15, wolf hunting season opens: putting 1090F and members of Mollie's Pack at risk. Hunters have even publicly expressed intentions to target her specifically. But this is NOT just about famous wolves in Yellowstone; this is about pushing back against the unnecessary culling, killing, and lethal management of wolves. The North American Wildlife Management Model is dated. Wolves don't understand invisible park boundaries. They shouldn't lose their lives simply for crossing them.
LINK IN POST TO TAKE ACTION NOW. Urge Wyoming officials to protect 1090F, Mollie's Pack, and create no-hunting buffer zones around the park!
Please sign and share before September 15.Photo of an elderly wolf howling up to the sky on a snowy day. She is great with a white face. The text over her says URGENT
Yellowstone's Oldest
Matriarch Wolf Could Be Killed in 4 Days
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/09/2026
if you didn't know: a right-wing streamer is targeting a Portland bar that 86ed someone for wearing a transphobic shirt www.koin.com/news/portlan...
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Anti-trans protest outside The Sports Bra bar sparks confrontation
Portland police responded to a confrontation between individuals with opposing viewpoints outside the Sports Bra bar on Friday, though no arrests were made.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AN AVALANCHE OF SALSA IS HEADED TOWARDS THE PROMENADE
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I HAVE ENCLOSED MYSELF IN A PIZZA FORT AND SEALED THE DOOR WITH MOZZARELLA
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WHO PUT MY FRENCH FRIES THROUGH THE PAPER SHREDDER
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
it doesn't top the "exhibition of paintings of soldiers he sent to their deaths on display in disney world"
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(18+) ✾ metalheadbrat ✾ OF NO PPV @raevynsbody.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Democrats are voting with Republicans on bills that could harm trans kids. We have to make that unacceptable. We can't give the trans panic instigators an inch particularly because it's all manufactured outrage. They needed a wedge issue after they killed Roe and this is what they've decided on.
thepinknews.com
Eight Dems voted with GOP on bill that could out trans students
Eight Democrats voted with Republicans to help pass a bill that could force teachers to out transgender students to their parents.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Rockin’ Riker @rockinriker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen, Wes, here’s the thing, you either support Trans Rights or you don’t. And if you don’t? We don’t vote for you for hall monitor. Not a chance. Not this time. Pure fantasy.
Data and Wes are sitting on the bridge. Riker is leaning. Of course he is. Why, did you think he wouldn’t be leaning? That’s insane. Madness. No, if anything, he was leaning before Data and Wes sat down.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t KNOW, Morn! I simply asked Quark if my shipment of PEGS is in yet and he fell over laughing! I NEED my pegs!! Keiko just messaged me that we’ll be pegging all NIGHT, which is confusing because how many pictures does she have to hang up, anyway? But I love my wife-OH NOW HERE YOU GO TOO
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GARAK I asked for a historically accurate codpiece for my jousting holoprogram with Julian today. HISTORICALLY. ACCURATE. What you’ve just HANDED me here LIGHTS UP and VIBRATES—“it’s sure to create a buzz”?!? Is that supposed to be FUNNY?! NO YOU DON’T GET TO CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND WALK AWAY
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LISTEN UP EVERYONE if we are going to make this Tactical Taco Tuesday HAPPEN, we need to MOVE!! MORN!! Increase the spice levels! ROM!! Deep fry the hard shells!! And for GODS SAKE Ensign, get those salsa canons up and RUNNING
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THE TRANSPORTER DID NOT BEAM MY PANTS BACK WITH ME BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, I’VE GOT TO CRANK THIS SHAFT BEFORE THIS PIPE EXPLODES
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING ALL MANNER OF MEXICAN FOOD ACROSS THE PROMENADE IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS FIESTA FRIDAY
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHY IS THERE AN UNSKIPPABLE AD FOR WHAT IS CLEARLY AN AI GENERATED “MILES & JULIAN: WEDDING MERGE MADNESS” HOLOPROGRAM PLAYING ON EVERY MONITOR
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FORM A LINE and grab YOUR bowl of O’Brien’s Famous Chili! And don’t forget that Quark is giving away a prize* for the best variation of MY RECIPE for all you ChiliHeads out there, so don’t forget to enter the contest! Here’s the base: Garlic, Tomatoes, Beans, Garlic, Warp Grease, Jalapeños, Beans,
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WHO THE BLOODY HELL PUT THE REPLICATORS INTO “AUTO-COFFEE” MODE?!? MORN JUST TOOK AN ICED LATINUM LATTE TO THE HEAD I MEAN THAT *IS* HIS ORDER BUT STILL
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