Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 4hBiden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska 5646146
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 1hTrump is the Donald the truly today became president day 000
Reposted by Assigned Conor At Birthrespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 3hSaturn from my roof this evening. (dslr at 1200mm.) zooming in and actually seeing the rings for the first time is wild 0252
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I see what you were going for but it didn't really land because Kristofferson and Cash are both dead whereas The Chicks are significantly more recent and still active. it's not that the internet is "to [sic] fucking literal"; your joke just wasn't very well thought-out 110
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they're called The Chicks now, so if Zach Bryan were to tour with them, he would be touring with The Chicks 130
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that incident occurred in 2003. before calling someone an idiot, maybe take a moment to make sure you're not being confidently incorrect 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bob Kane: I created Batman. Kid named Finger: 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if The Mandalorian and Grogu came out today, it would be called The Mandalorian and Girlgu, due to woke 100
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026that would never happen on an MCU movie set because the helicopter would be CGI 110
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/10/2026Preparing for a conversation with a legendary economist by listening to this 956878
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I cropped out the post she's quoting because I don't want to subject you, dear reader, to Elon Musk's miserable love life. suffice to say it was some stupid bullshit I don't even understand the full context of 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sorry to twitterpost but I was checking something on that site and lost my mind when I saw this. girl, you actually don't have to be subjected to that! you're choosing to subject yourself to it by continuing to actively post on the white supremacist forum! you can just stop any time! 101
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthComics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950. 10920299
Reposted by Assigned Conor At Birthhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 357207884997
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Saw some types of guy in Pittsburgh 9704
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026George H. W. Bush added the H to his name in order to avoid confusion with the more famous George W. Bush 001
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that guy who wore a Harambe jersey to the Patriots - Falcons Super Bowl is now the head of marketing at Liberty Mutual Insurance 0100
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why doesn't he want to look inside the egg? 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm glad you agree that he didn't write it and that therefore Lost's ending is irrelevant to any discussion of JJ Abrams as a writer 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026JJ Abrams did not write the ending of Lost 210
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you should always avoid riding airplanes you helped build. don't get high on your own supply 000
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthGC Gi @caldeiragiselle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Almond Tree's in Blossom Auvers sur Oise, 1890. 🟡Vicent van Gogh 1467
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026youtu.be/2ZaV7Dvv4ic?...youtu.bePOV you're talking to Michael Hobbes about the worst man in the worldYouTube video by Little Joel 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Exasperated] Do you EVER feel like a plastic bag? 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026John Lennon trying to explain world peace to an American: Imagine there's a burger It's tasty fast food slop One bun below it Another one on top Imagine all the people Eating a burger Yu-uh-uh-uh-um! 000
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthCool Sasha: The Animation @sashamak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I have Couvid www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqo2...youtube.comSade - The Sweetest Taboo (Live 2011)YouTube video by SadeVEVO 0142
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026thanks for making that clearer for me. I thought you were just being a lil goofy but I now realize that you're actually weirdly angry 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026who would've thunk that bluesky users voting on their favorite bluesky accounts would lead to bluesky-coded results 100
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tom "Jack Nicholson" Cruise really popped off when he delivered that line 0160
Reposted by Assigned Conor At Birthinvertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pachydesmus meets his children. Starting life with just six legs, these little white specks will somehow grow into one of the largest millipedes in the southeastern USA. 29014
Reposted by Assigned Conor At Birthbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post 22214731
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026coworker was talking about Heathcliff so I made a reference to the Ham Helmet but no one knew what the fuck I was talking about. common Conor L 010
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the hypothetical Eternals If It Was Good that exists in my mind is one of the better films in cinematic history so this is exciting for me 010
Reposted by Assigned Conor At Birthinvertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026impressive capture by this hangingthief robber fly 311511
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You spend all day every day constantly reposting ABDL content, no one cares. But you make ONE weird post fantasizing about a world in which it's normalized for humans to be walked around on leashes and suddenly you're the Human Pet Guy. 1160
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh boy I love parody Spot the Differences 030
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026swanboy.com/comic/spot-t... 2132141
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026erm, aged like freaking milk much??? 000
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026so did Paul express any objection to being thanked or are you just getting offended on his behalf? 091
Reposted by Assigned Conor At BirthJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars 251298167
Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026YOU SHOULD BE BETTING ON SPORTS ALL DAY EVERY DAY! WHILE YOU’RE ON THE TOILET! WHILE YOU’RE LYING IN BED! IF YOU DON’T SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT GAMBLING YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON! (knowingyourlimitsisalwaysthebestbet) 000
