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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if you hate your own posts so much you're allowed to just stop posting

Prominent Bluesky user Sky Marchini's pinned skeet is a screenshot of an old tweet of theirs which reads "I have a lot of stupid opinions and often make the mistake of expressing them on the internet"

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bob Kane: I created Batman. Kid named Finger:

Bill Finger: the man responsible for the vast majority of what makes Batman interesting and iconic

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

sorry to twitterpost but I was checking something on that site and lost my mind when I saw this. girl, you actually don't have to be subjected to that! you're choosing to subject yourself to it by continuing to actively post on the white supremacist forum! you can just stop any time!

onion person aka Juniper posting on Elon Musk's X dot com: "why must we be subjected to elon musks miserable love life endlessly". she is quoting a post which I cropped out because who cares

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

oh boy I love parody Spot the Differences

There's no eloquent way to describe this so bear with me. This is a "Pearls Before Swine" comic parodying "Comics for Kids".

I'll start with the pertinent bit. On the right there's a "Spot the Difference" game, asking the reader: "Can you find at least 6 differences between these panels?" The first picture is labeled "PANEL 1" and the second picture, which is directly below, is labeled "PANEL 2". Both pictures show various Pearls Before Swine characters standing together, including Rat the rat and Pig the pig. In Panel 2, a toaster is flying over their heads, but that's the only obvious difference. Here are the answers:

1) First panel labeled "PANEL 1," Second panel labeled "PANEL 2." 2) In Panel 1, Rat feels an internal urge to punch Pig. In Panel 2, urge is diminished. 3) Panel 2 is below Panel 1. 4) There is a flying toaster in Panel 2. 5 and 6) There are no fifth and sixth differences. The question asked was, "Can you find at least 6 differences?" The answer was no.

Here's the rest of it:

Slylock Fixed: Comics NOT for Kids

Slylock Fox sees a crocodile holding a literal smoking gun next to a dead crocodile. The caption reads: "Oh no. Someone has shot Bob the Croc. Larry the Croc insists it couldn't have been him because he was home watching TV. Why does Slylock not believe him?"

How to draw Pig:

The first step is to draw an oval. The next step is to draw the rest of the pig.

Your Drawing

A crude drawing of a tree is credited to Jerry Scott of Malibu, CA

Which of these comics was around when Hitler invaded Poland?

a) Blondie
b) Barney Google
c) Prince Valiant
d) Mary Worth
e) All of the above

The answer is e

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I unironically believe that this is one of the most important albums of the 1960s

Cover at for the obscure gem "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by English rock band The Beatles.

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My name is Travis Scott And I’m here to discourse ‘Bout the time a bunch of guys Hid inside of a horse

Travis Scott as a bard in Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey”

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

is it somebody's job to come up with these? where can I apply?

This Act may be cited as the "Countering Atmospheric Nuisances Arising from Drifting Airborne Foreign Incendiary Residual Emissions Act" or the "CANADA FIRE Act".

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

both of those links are about people being directly addressed as "boy" or "girl", not being referred to in the third person as "a boy" or "a girl". those two things are very distinctly different. you're reaching

And Mr. Hatley walks up to the tablw without saying anything, but he just said "Boy, you better get going."

And as I as leaving, Hatley said, 'Hey, boy.'

...she was in a meeting taking notes when an older white male co-worker asked her "Did you get this, girl?"

...a nonblack co-worker who ants to pay her a compliment on her outfit would say "Girl, that outfit is amazing. Girl, you working that today."

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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I don’t generally gatekeep, but you’re not allowed to listen to Nirvana unless you believe this intrusive, spurious speculation about a guy whose name I can’t even fucking spell