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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Happy Pride Month 🌈

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I cannot not think of this song when, in Windows, I "lock the taskbar".

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The Onion, a satirical newspaper that recently gained control of infowars, leans in on the former owner's peddling of (alleged!) snake oil with its own take on the genre: expensive how-to guides on transmuting piss into gold. Listed as 'sold out', no doubt to protect the gullible from themselves.

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The Onion is absolutely killing it today. Bravo.

The Onion, a satirical newspaper that recently gained control of infowars.com, leans in on the former owner's peddling of (alleged!) snake oil with its own take on the genre: expensive how-to guides on transmuting piss into gold (and vice versa). Listed as "sold out", no doubt to protect the gullible from themselves.

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I had to read this 4 times before I truly got the joke. It didn't help that I read the panels row-first, rather than column-first.

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MU-Peter Shimon 🀄 @mu-peter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Are Puns the Highest Form of Intelligence? Asimov Thought So 🏺🧪 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFeb... Isaac Asimov argued that puns are the highest form of intelligence because they mirror the cognitive process of scientific discovery.

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Are Puns the Highest Form of Intelligence? Asimov Thought So

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Colin Stuart 🔭 @colinstuartspace.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

When Ptolemy, now long ago, Believed the Earth stood still, sir, He never would have blundered so, Had he but drunk his fill, sir: He'd then have felt it circulate, And would’ve learnt to say, sir, The true way to investigate Is to drink your bottle a day, sir! Astronomer’s Drinking Song 1800 🧪⚛️🔭

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

who was the first telegraph shitposter. what was it. stuff like "bloop bloop my good man she S on my OS until i MayDay stop"

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David Menestres @abstracttruth.northsky.social · 22/11/2025

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

screen grab from video of the incident. Dude dressed up like Max Headroom wearing sunglass is laughing.

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jack @j4ck.xyz · 18/11/2025

time for more decentralisation!!!

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before

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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $40 billion. There is enough to purchase a brand-new aircraft for $173 million for the Homeland Security secretary. There is enough money to renovate the White House ballroom for $300 million. But, there’s not enough money for you. #ResistTrump

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Bruce Caron @junana.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I'll try to "remember, remember" that date

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

What is this, a White House for ants?

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 24/10/2025

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

A snickers bar split open, with a JPEG of a copper ingot exposed in the middle

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/10/2025

I am now ready with a take: It is good when negative things about candidates come out before people vote rather than after they vote.

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 20/10/2025

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own. Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

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BWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

A pastor friend gave a sermon on forgiveness a few years ago and afterward had a parishioner come up and say: “That turn the other cheek stuff was weak as f&#%. It’s not alpha…” Mason called me and wanted to ask what he meant by “alpha”, and to get some feedback on how to handle that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

you’re telling me this west is mid?

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God @thegodshow.com · 16/10/2025

When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Sadly, it later turns out nobody knows how to build an ark anymore. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-7 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Four-panel SMBC comic update where a woman is talking to God, asking where there isn't more intelligent life in the universe. God responds that there isn't supposed to be, and that by coincidence self replicators appeared and then developed the ability to suffer and now He's stuck with it. God asks the woman what she would do if worm civilization suddenly sprung from an old noodle dish in the sink, and she says that she would probably forget about it and destroy it accidentally while washing her hands, which God appreciates.

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amb @amb.fyi · 09/10/2025

The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

*soulful background singing intensifies*

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I understand the point of your question, but I have to wonder why the water chillers aren't closed loop?

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Timely reporting, to be certain. But: why is the hooded fellow staring at Patrick Star's crotch?

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Why is the hooded fellow staring at Patrick Star's crotch?

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/09/2025

Silver lining, but this is hilarious "We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

it would suck if nostradamus was your dad but it would rule if he was your uncle

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

General pattern in regime change: the comedy gets better and then it gets banned.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Press : how do you know RFK Jr : look it just tastes off okay

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads— “HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.” Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

handing the waiter a QR code that goes to a website that says Chese Burger & French Frys

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Owen Barcala @obarcala.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

If a person who has only experienced politics since Trump watched Idiocracy for the first time, would the White House scenes come across as satire?

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Mfs don’t get cloven in twain anymore

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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I desperately want this reporting to be factual

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