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Ryan Bissell

@arrveebee.bsky.social
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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This meme pretends that the phrase "Aziz, light!" in the movie The Fifth Element is the name of a low-calorie beer.
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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The Onion is absolutely killing it today. Bravo.
The Onion, a satirical newspaper that recently gained control of infowars.com, leans in on the former owner's peddling of (alleged!) snake oil with its own take on the genre:  expensive how-to guides on transmuting piss into gold (and vice versa).   Listed as "sold out", no doubt to protect the gullible from themselves.
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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"How did Allbirds pivot to AI compute hardware before the shoe company literally called ASICS?"
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Ryan Bissell @arrveebee.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I swear to deity, the next editions of history books are going to seem like impossible fiction.
A startled Pope Francis looks at JD Vance like he's the Grim Reaper
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