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30+ the loudest hype friend and the softest marshmallow (she/her)

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William @williamsxxxroom.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This little bug reminded me of childhood wonders. 🥹
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
so small he only need 1 popcorn
small kitty doodle
small kitty doodle receiving a single popcorn from me
small kitty with his popcornhe ate the popcorn
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 22/02/2026
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Now if only I could find a way to limit my parents’ screen time…
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I haven’t watched anything on mainstream TV in ages and I forgot how pervasive the propaganda of commercials are.
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Came on here to see wtf that horrible noise was above my house. Welp. Guess that answers that. Thaaaaaaaanks I hate it
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Life is hard right now. Here are baby bunnies making biscuits. (Or a carrot cake. 🥹🥹🥹)
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The plural of spouse is now spice.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Nothing like a holiday to find out your Grandfather’s childhood nickname was “Bubbles”. “Ma, I’m going off to war. You gotta stop calling me Bubbles.”
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It has been less than a week since I got the Libby app and already I am ravenous for more reading.
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Gotta love a scrungly protagonist. Real ‘plucked from a dumpster’ vibes.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/04/2025
i don't think we should gatekeep the enormous 28 pound bunny that works as a service animal at giants games sometimes. i think we should share news of the 28 pound bunny with the wider internet
man at baseball game holding the biggest fucking bunny rabbit you've ever seen in your life. and he's wearing a hatsame bunny, now tossed over the man's shoulder. the bunny is the size of an overnight bagsaid bunny in his carrier, which is palanquin sizedthe bunny wearing his service vest, legs floofed out on the floor. It's hard to tell from the scale of the picture but he's so fucking big
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Kelsey, Segrentarri of Ca’at Data and Birb Mail @kelskels06.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I am an ADULT which is why I’m eating chicken tenders and drinking a Shirley temple for dinner on a hot date with myself. This is the life. 🩷
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/01/2025
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
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Willow, but not Vamp Willow @salixwrosette.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Lift a glass (fork?) tonight to the memory of Louis Camille Maillard, who in 1912 described and investigated a chemical reaction, now known as the Maillard Reaction, that is responsible for the tasty brown goodness of seared meat, toasted marshmallows, bread crusts, and a million other yummy things.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Do not Do not Do NOT Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons. You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i don't trust fantasy books that don't take the time to describe food in great detail
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
every time you post a great joke and people laugh you should say to yourself, “wow, one of the richest men in the world bought one of the internet’s most vital global communications platforms and stomped it into rubble in a fit of shrieking toddler hysterics because he cannot do what I am doing”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/01/2025
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Writing is an act of rebellion. Writing is an act of creation. Writing is an act of salvation. Writing is an act of exploration. Writing is an act of emotion. Writing is an act of confession. Writing is an act of speculation. Writing is an act of reflection. Keep writing.
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Saeko @saeko.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I apologize for liking your post before reading the second half, and then unliking it. I will make this mistake again.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Being a baddass is just axhaustng, relly
Orange and white cat sleeping near a window
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/01/2025
which character from fiction am i most like? probably the one who is more beautiful than the other characters and is also never wrong about anything.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Feeling tremendous guilt that I can’t contribute to every single Go Fund Me myself, as if I alone were meant to be the public safety net.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
being bisexual is so dangerous when you're stupid
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
is that um. is that what it means
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norn noszka @nornnoszka.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You gotta make art that sucks in order to make art that fucks
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The Internet is so good for stuff like mutual aid and keep people informed amid crisis. Like, when I feel despair--and these days I often do--it's a small encouragement to be reminded that when we are proximal to suffering, we are capable of extraordinary generosity.
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Aysha 🔜 Cancon @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
(•_•) <) )╯Publique fundinge / \ \(•_•) ( (> of the artes and humanityes / \ (•_•) <) )> doth benefit everyone! / \
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
No one is coming to save us. We’ve got to be there for each other.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I was the kid that was actually excited when the teacher told us to read silently.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Afternoon Me: I can bake this salmon, do some potatoes, sauté some spinach and arugula. That’ll be good. Evening Me: *eats a sleeve of thin mints*
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/01/2025
to all cat owners reading this, I think you should give your cat a treat right now. Your cat has been so good and so patient and is so hungry so surely they deserve a treat do they not?
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Just gonna leave a couple of likes and look at silly memes. And try to complain about the bots less.
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ariesp5.bsky.social @ariesp5.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Someday the bot followers hungry for my data won’t make me chase them away with a broom. Today is apparently not that day.
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 01/01/2025
Must say I’m genuinely confused by anyone whose main reason to be on any social media is to ‘get followers’ as opposed to ‘discover cool and interesting new people to talk to’.
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