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Half Canadian, wholly tired ✌️

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2h
look if the Red Sox are going to be out of the postseason there’s nothing quite like Yankees schadenfreude to sustain us
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 1h
Having a kid fundamentally changes your relationship with time. Truly wild.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 1h
Was gonna say tryna Kumbaya with fascists happens to whitefolk all the time bc privilege means many are rarely forced to stress test the veracity of their political beliefs in the field. But it’s worse. The Christians got ahold of him it’s completely over. Which also only works bc they are rarel-
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 1h
Jesus ain’t gonna save you. Getting your thoughts together & understanding our collective situation in the real world instead of fantasy land might though.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 2h
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 18h
No one can fill this void left by the theft of basic research funding.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t think everyone realizes how bad things are for US science: For the fiscal year that just ended, the Trump regime withheld $1.4 billion from the National Science Foundation’s research budget, which is about 1/5 of its primary research budget.
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National Science Foundation Diverted $1.4 Billion in Science Funds Mandated by Congress (Gift Article)
The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.
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erin*carly @erincarly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, 100% yes. bsky.app/profile/capt...
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has everyone seen this??? I had not and I loved it!
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Joe Posnanski @joeposnanski.com · 01/09/2026
Nobody in baseball makes me quite as happy as Payton Tolle.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
need the Red Sox to lock in and support my large adult son in defeating the evil empire tonight
Payton Tolle smiling and pointing
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 28/09/2026
I've never actually done a spit-take in my life. . . and, I just spit my coffee ALL over my laptop, laughing at this 😭
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026
Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Josh Allen taketh away but Josh Allen also giveth that's the Josh Allen Experience
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Only those who perpetrate sexual violence benefit from its concealment.”
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 26/09/2026
Truly astounding to have a mayor who talks like this. He hasn’t done everything right and won’t, but refusing to be ashamed of your convictions is a real breath of fresh air.
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Thank you for dubbing me “mom of the year.’ Please believe me when I tell you I can only be so with the dad sitting next to me.” 💛
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Fahrenheit 451” Every single attempt at adaptation has fallen woefully short
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This, and I feel guilty when I KNOW it is a lie….
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Highly recommend ⬇️
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Dr. Carlie Trott @carlietrott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"According to the AI industry, we should be more worried about a fictional machine god than about the climate catastrophe these data centers exacerbate, the asthma suffered by those living near them, the rising electricity bills of the public subsidizing them, or the water...[for] cooling them."
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOU’RE TELLING ME A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE?
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THEY BEAT THE RAIN! ANOTHER SHUTOUT!
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fenway just before the Nor’easter
Fenway park with a beautiful pink and purple sky behind it
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two turntables and a microphone
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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen, it seems related that we're having a multi-day conversation about bringing iced coffee to job interviews the same week as Bisexual Visibility Day. Let us be beverage bis in peace.
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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they're trying to bring Threads discourse over here like an invasive species
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I know I can’t stop you, so go ahead” 💀
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:
New Girl characters Jessica Day and Nick Miller sitting on a bench with Prince
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Xiane -Controversial Folk Icon @xiane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At some level we are all awash in weirdos wanting weird things.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Living in American has become that part of “American Life” where Madonna started rapping.
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Massive meat recall on beef, pork and more: USDA
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has announced a massive meat recall on more than 167,000 pounds of of raw pork, beef, and goat products that officials said were produced without the benefit of f…
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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Malcolm Wood @woodmally1979.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On bi visibility day it’s always a good time to remind people that it wasn’t until 1995 that Newsweek realised bisexuality exists. Though the cover does suggest they think of people who are bi as belonging to some top secret x-files type organisation.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just saw a meme that said there’s only about 100 days left in 2026 and almost threw up. I don’t even know why, just visceral horror.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Patrick Bateman raising a son
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s America’s mayor.
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was warned about a lot of things postpartum, but nobody told me about the COMPLETE SENSORY NIGHTMARE of all the hair falling out being loose and constantly getting stuck to your body… like perpetually walking through a spiderweb
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Man's Disgusted Dry Heave Reaction
Alt: Schmidt from New Giel disgusted and having a dry heave reaction
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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AL @arguablyweirderal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m sure I am forgetting some but: Succession The Wire Andor Station Eleven I May Destroy You Slow Horses Mo Hacks Luther Reservation Dogs
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The degree to which Red Sox Nation was pretty sure the season was cooked and would be remembered for the wrong guy getting fired four months ago is kind of amazing in light of the results.
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skull & nomes @anachronistique.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am a known baseball neutralist (growing up in red sox territory with a yankees-fan mom and a dad who is still bitter the dodgers left brooklyn) but I do love a Big Galoot
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