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Jay Seaver

@jayseaver.bsky.social
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I watch and write about movies, obsess over the Red Sox, take 3D pictures, and wish certain things had been cooler when I was 13. He/him. www.jaysmovieblog.com, letterboxd.com/JaySeaver, www.pillowfort.social/JaySeaver

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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 9h
Wordle 1,932 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Like the worst Scrabble rack imaginable, and I reused a couple letters because I was seeing nothing and maybe this would put me on the right track Pips #412 Hard 🔴 2:52 Way too many multiple solution spots here
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 12h
3279 AD We have found these all over the Western world, but like the Roman dodecahedrons, we do not know what they were used for.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 14h
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
East Oregonian Pendleton Oregon August 03,1921
P1- A COUPLE CAMPING OUT IN THE COUNTRY HAVE JUST RECEIVED A TELEGRAM DELIVERED BY MOTORCYCLE 
MAN: IT SAYS: COME HOME AT ONCE—
IMPORTANT E. TRUE 
P2- THE MAN ARRIVES BACK IN THE CITY AND GOES TO SEE MR. TRUE 
MAN:I GOT YOUR TELEGRAM,MR.TRUE-
WHATS UP?
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MR.TRUE: THAT'S GOOD, NEIGHBOR!
EITHER TAKE YOUR CAT ALONG ON YOUR VACATION! OR MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO HAVE IT FED
EVERETT TURNS THE WATER HOSE ON THE MAN SOAKING HIM GOOD.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 22h
Daily bunny no.3460 is a little stuck
Two bunnies look at one another from opposite sides of a small river. The banks of the river are small but steep rocky cliffs, like a fjord. One bunny looks like they are calculating a jump
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 22h
Wordle 1,931 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Okay Pips #411 Hard 🔴 3:50 Pretty good Strands #943 “On the sly ...” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵 Kept trying to make "under-" happen Connections Puzzle #1209 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Only purple tricky Par 6 Letter Boxed in 4; is there 3?
Letter Boxed with solution JOB - BLANKET - TIE - EXTRA
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3459 is getting ready
A couple of bunnies haul a gigantic pumpkin home from a pumpkin patch, dragging it down the sidewalk in an old-fashioned red toy wagon. A third bunny rolls a smaller pumpkin sideways along the sidewalk just behind them
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Started the week with good mainstream material before being reminded just how uneven spooky stuff can be. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky #moviesky letterboxd.com/JaySeaver/
Screen capture of Letterboxd recent activity with APPOFENIACS (***), DEATHGASM 2: GOREMAGEDDON (*½), HA-CHAN SHAKE YOUR BOOTY (****), HEART OF THE BEAST (****)
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next Week in Tickets for 2-8 October: DIGGER (in VistaVision at @TheCoolidge.bsky.social!), VERITY, THE INCOMER, THE INFLUENCER PROJECT, BEWARE BOIUNA, GHOST IN THE CELL, APPOFENIACS, ROLLING LOUD THE MOVIE, LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, 3 reissues, and 5 from South Asia open at Boston 'plexes!
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am genuinely curious what the Sox's meteoric rise and subsequent faceplant after he was fired does to Alex Cora's managerial stock. Might be a change-of-scenery guy, but I also think his heart's not in that particular position anymore.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do the Braves have an even louder two-strike siren than the Yankees? If I ever get a time machine, I'm traveling back to prevent baseball teams from doing this. Probably repeatedly, but it'll be a good hobby.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
APPOFENIACS is the sort of surprisingly well-made mess that makes you wonder what the writer/director could do with someone else's script. Impressively bloody finale. My *** review on @Letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gAjjyB
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A ★★★ review of Appofeniacs (2025)
I wonder what Chris Marrs Piliero could do worth someone else's screenplay, because the writing in this seems like all kinds of a mess - strained pop culture references, characters explaining the poin...
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,930 4/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 OK, considering Pips #410 Hard 🔴 4:00 Yeah not bad Strands #942 “Things fall apart” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 Yeah Connections Puzzle #1208 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Pretty decent Par 4 Letter Boxed in 3; would not let me play fucker
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow managed to get all the way to Downtown Crossing without my wallet because the Green Line Extention is basically the honor system. We'll of I can get home with just my phone later!
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The Million Year Picnic comic shop @myp-comics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The short story "The Million Year Picnic" by Ray Bradbury was originally set on Mars in October 2026. It's the final story of the collection THE MARTIAN CHRONICLES. (More recent editions have shifted the dates forward 30 years.) The original founder of the MYP, Jerry Weist, was a huge Bradbury fan.
A book with a red and black cover on a wooden chair. The cover reads, "75TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION
THE MARTIAN CHRONICLES
With an introduction by the author
RAY BRADBURY"
It shows a tiny figure in a stark red, white, and black mountainous landscape. There is a gold National Book Award seal.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, but if you don't, it means you've given up, and most of these players were part of an epic Wheeeeee or two! You've just got to wear the Wally head with determination, which is tricky to pull off.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about the #RedSox players blaming "analytics" is that both pulling Sonny Gray to avoid the third-time-through penalty and noting that Gray has unusually good third-time-through numbers could be called "analytics", and the Sox being "too reliant" would probably have meant taking door #2.
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The Funny Pages @thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
New Comic Strip Found: Frank and Ernest - 2026-09-30 www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2… #comicstrip #frankandernest
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one thing that might get me to buy a console before it's discontinued, honestly.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3458 works better on the floor
A small bunny has all their notes and papers strewn about the floor, where they are studying while lying down next to their pet goldfish in a fishbowl. They have an actual desk, but it sits unused. It is late at night.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that sucked. #RedSox
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird to see a promo for a CBS show on the NBC broadcast of the playoffs.
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Jen McCaffrey @jcmccaffrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Garrett Crochet, in his first game since April 25, comes out hitting 97 mph
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't want to be as productive as Ridley Scott when I'm pushing 90, but I'd like to be capable of it.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A run! #RedSox
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like managers in the postseason get so paranoid about the third-time-through-the-order penalty that they forget that going to the bullpen early means more time to find the reliever who has nothing. #RedSox #MLB
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, we've gotta have a talk with Tracy about his Miller problem. #RedSox
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wordle 1,929 6/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew! Wordle in 1 Bonus September 30, 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 0:38 Yeah, not bad Pips #409 Hard 🔴 37:41 Roughly 33:00 of that placing one tile this AM before coming back after work Strands #941 “An instrumental destination” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Yup
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Note to self: Change work computer password to something that doesn't include the key that's starting to stick on its keyboard, because that's a good way to get yourself locked out.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never been in, though it's a familiar sight on Mass Ave, but I could have sworn it was more Harvard Square than Porter. Nope, closer to the latter.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 30/09/2026
Stoner Airwolf looks lit
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 30/09/2026
it's usually gone by sunrise. not always though qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ghosts! Are they real? Science says no, but the headless bride who walks through walls in my house -

T-Rex: - as if following a floor plan that was lost in a past renovation -T-Rex: - says yes!
Dromiceiomimus: How does she say yes without a head?
T-Rex: Sign language.
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.Utahraptor: You know sign language?
T-Rex: Learnt it for the bride.

Utahraptor: Last question: how does she see YOUR signs without a head?
T-Rex: She doesn't, but I trace letters into her palm.
Utahraptor: Okay. Well. I'd love to meet her, if that's okay.
Narrator: THUS:
Off panel: She's nice, but you must get tired of her excusing herself to use the bathroom, then walking through walls to get to it, but that's your kitchen now and then there's ghost pee in the kitchen.
T-Rex: ...Yeah.
T-Rex: *sigh*
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3457 always brings an acorn
A bunny in a blue dress brings an acorn to a small grey squirrel, who she is meeting in a clearing in the woods. The squirrel is dressed more rustically, accepts the gift gladly.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorkin: Bret Easton Ellis and Ryan Murphy are the same person, you just don't know what either of them look like.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 4/6* 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Did it weird Pips #408 Hard 🔴 11:14 Tough Strands #940 “Have a heart” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 OK Connections Puzzle #1206 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Yup Par 6 Letter Boxed in 4 🟠 Align 9/29/2026 ⏰ 01:05 🔄 13 globe.com/align Yeah okay
Letter Boxed with solution WEB - BUTCH - HYENA - ANTIQUE
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really enjoyed HA-CHAN, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY! Movies with Rinko Kikuchi in them should reach North American screens more often. My **** review on @Letterboxd.social: boxd.it/gyl4oR #HaChanShakeYourBooty #filmsky #moviesky #RinkoKikuchi #JosefKubotaWladyka
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A ★★★★ review of Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty! (2026)
Rinko Kikuchi's career can seem oddly intermittent from this side of the Pacific - since Babel and Brothers Bloom 20 years ago, she would do a couple English-language projects every few years, and the...
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I simultaneously hold that a lot of TV shows just don't feel right without ad breaks and that I will never open Tubi/Pluto because absolutely cannot watch something built to play through with them.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 29/09/2026
EVRE1 CALM DOWN EYE AM APPLYING DONT WORRY
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
T'Lyn (from Lower Decks) stands with her hands behind her back. She stands in front of an inspirational poster depicting the moon and a person reaching toward it. On the poster is the quote, "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Attributes to Norman Vincent Peale. In the bottom right corner of the image is T'Lyn's caption: "Logically, if one lands among the stars when aiming for the moon then they have severely overshot. Possibly even broken the Warp 10 barrier."
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Nick Carr @nickcarr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I'm scouting for period motels for filming and I want to go beyond the usual suspects, one trick I use is to search eBay for "motel post card [city/town name]." Back in the 1950s-70s especially, it seems like every motel made a postcard for guests, and it's a great way -🧵
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see the Digger embargo has lifted.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is extremely encouraging to know the Youngs understand Bookshop Girl is an erotic icon. Some things *are* eternal.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking at the description for tomorrow's DEATHGASM 2 and wondering if there will be a point where the guy getting his old band back together looks more or less directly into the camera and issues a heartfelt apology for the public meltdown that left him persona non grata.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I'll watch that first movie and maybe tape TNG that night.
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Jay Seaver @jayseaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What are the odds that HA-CHAN SHAKE YOUR BOOTY? hangs around Boston for a second weekend? Be easier to map the week out if it was, but the screens it's on were already fringe-y in week one.
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