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Jonah Gregory

@arealjonah.bsky.social
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He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. Written for: Here There Be Robots, SAYER, Inks & Issues, GeeklyInc, SideQuesting Novella: Beatrice Abandons Ship Working on more stuff right now.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let’s raise some money💖 presale now live code: FORTHEKIDS general onsale 12pm pst TODAY bit.ly/4rT2K3N
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been banging the "Newsom is a terrible person" drum for a long time now and if you still aren't convinced, you aren't paying attention.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shin Godzilla (4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray) + Godzilla Minus One 4K Ultra HD is $25 total for Amazon Prime members Shin amzn.to/4hAB5zU Minus One amzn.to/46TKcqD #ad
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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography 🍁 @stevewaycott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This might possibly be the most unflattering photo I've ever taken of a White-tailed Deer. :) Saint John, #NewBrunswick, Canada February 2026 📸 #mammals #deer #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
Close-up view of a brown deer with black nose and big dark eyes as it stares straight at the camera with its mouth open in an unflattering manner.
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁 We're giving away a Super Mario All-Stars: Super Mario World 32-Piece Sticker Set! To enter: - Follow - Comment Below Winner will be randomly selected on 10/6/26.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think about this tweet at least once a week.
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Dali Dimovski, Your Friend! @dalidimovski.com · 02/10/2026
Checking out the DEFY rasslin’ in Detroit
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 01/10/2026
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, everyone’s favorite transformer. Bee Warrior.
Picture of a toy box, a knock off version of transformers. Bee Warrior. It’s a yellow VW beetle that transforms.
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J.J. @double-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched that Backrooms motion picture last night. Very good. Obsession was also excellent. If this is the kind of cinema the crazy kids today with their hula hoops and fax machines are giving us, I’m not going to yell at them to get off my lawn, I will instead welcome them with lemonade and cookies.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of my favorite games of the year is getting an expansion!
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, you never want to be the main character on BlueSky. Also, this take is bad.
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Nate @gitchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
slippy frogwife
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who’s “we”, dumbass?
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Hangman Adam Page Intense Close-Up
ALT: Hangman Adam Page Intense Close-Up
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Subscribing to Rifftrax is an easy recommend. So much hilarious content on there and no sneaky ads!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in high school my English teacher would put an inspirational quote on the board every day and once she wrote “‘every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.’ - unknown”
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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sommyboy.bsky.social @sommyboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@ruleo.bsky.social
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh hey it’s SWAMP THING (1982)
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Do you have any games on your phone?”
A very close up of my dog Louie.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
EARTHBOUND HAL LABORATORY/APE 1994 SNES
A boy named Ness
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To kick off spooky season we did our annual rewatch of Over the Garden Wall. We bought the DVD a few years back since streaming services kept removing it.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
TOLKIEN Vs. LEWIS: ALLEGORIES


TOLKIEN 

PROFESSOR TOLKIEN! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR NOVELS AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE
FIRST WORLD WAR? 

NO. NEVER. ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LEWIS 

IF EVEN ONE PERSON READING THIS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE BIG LION IS JESUS, I WILL SET MYSELF
ON FIRE.

reparrishcomics
2020
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I only just now learned that CounterStrike 2, a game that came out in 2023, exists because my kids were playing it and were like “this came out a while ago” and I’m like, 2023 was yesterday.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Give my friend's new project a follow, especially if you love indie games!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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M.H. Williams @mhwilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After 10,000 years, it's finally here: a physical copy of Chained Echoes!
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
Ladies I look like this
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's time to give @benpaddon.net the reigns already.
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who was looking for X-Men Arcade stickers the other day? www.superstickerclub.com/product/x-me...
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
matt 
@shadygrenade
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"
8:52 AM • 2014-06-05
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Silmarillion was published 49 years ago today. If you’d like to read it, it’s in your grandfather’s garage in a damp box behind some empty aftershave bottles.
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 14/09/2026
Any sequential artists you'd recommend for a graphic novel adaptation of a famous dark fantasy novel? Must be moody and expressionistic, and with a solid resume of sequential samples.
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VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Resident Evil 30th anniversary illustration by Hinanana / ヒナナナ:
Jill, Ada, Claire, Leon and Chris
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Nate @gitchy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*At Rose City ComicCon* Excited author: Would you like the standard or th special con version, larger print, with special artwork, and additional... Me *holds hand up*: You had me at larger print
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

...

Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Garfield:
A screenshot of the Simpsons. Moe is one of the original little rascals. He has Alfalfa by the hair and is saying “you stole my bit! That’s my bit! Ooh, ooh, you stole my bit!”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
also when there's a boycott on we really don't have to do the whole "I didn't like their stuff anyway" thing. that is Facebook thread behavior. just be in solidarity with the union it's so easy!
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 12/09/2026
No one could resist the One Ring. The entire point was that it corrupted everyone, eventually. And before you say Tom Bombadil, consider this: Not real. Not a real person.
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SCARY BORIS 🎃🦇 @heavyrocksboar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy FRIDAY! 🐗💪🍕
GET EXTRA ENERGY WITH PIZZA. YOU CAN DO IT.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks to everyone who came out to see our new episode of MST3K on Wednesday! Hope you liked it. There’s one more chance to see it in movie theaters on Sunday, aka two days from now. Info at same link below. Please support aging puppets (us)!
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