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Jonah Gregory

@arealjonah.bsky.social
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He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. Written for: Here There Be Robots, SAYER, Inks & Issues, GeeklyInc, SideQuesting Novella: Beatrice Abandons Ship Working on more stuff right now.

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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 11h
Add “for tax purposes” to a movie. “Being John Malkovich for Tax Purposes”
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 19h
Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign:
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
DROPPED MY HOT DOG ON THE FRESH DEW OF A CUT MORNING LAWN; STILL ATE THAT GRASSY GLIZZY FOR BREAKFAST
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 21h
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 22h
who do I know that's run successful Kickstarter book projects in the past that I can ask about printers and rewards and so forth over DM?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will only read a book written by a MAN, in fact only by one specific MAN, and that man is GOD (author of BIBLE? umm perhaps you’ve heard of it??)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*taps the sign* "If you couldn't be bothered to make it, I can't be bothered to interact with it."
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THANK YOU! I think we're all sick of people saying otherwise.
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I too have been made to feel poor in stores, but in my case it was because things were expensive and I didn't have money.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some wandered in desert wastelands, finding no way to a city where they could settle. They were hungry and thirsty, and their lives ebbed away. Then they cried out to the Lord in their trouble, and he delivered them from their distress. They did the mash! They did the monster mash; the
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't know anything about Shane Gillis but heard about the SNL monologue. Does anyone know what century he tripped through a time portal from?
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Weird coincidence that after the Ukraine destroyed some Russian data centers, racist / far-right posts have dried up on several platforms.
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✨🌈 Dana! (Bees-type🐝) 👽🍕 @beesofwar.com · 12/10/2026
The first new episode, Sting of Death, is great. RiffTrax on its own is great. And like MST3K, they have a 24/7 Twitch channel (twitch.tv/rifftrax) Plus their YouTube channel has a lot of free full movies (youtube.com/playlist?lis...) 🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm so sorry for your loss Nika. I never met him but know he was deeply loved 💚
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
box good
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Josketh @josketh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Shitty Lord of the Rings
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/10/2026
interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 09/10/2026
When the last MST3K revival premiered, It was April 14 2017. A Friday. Not quite 10 years ago, but close. The night before, April 13, Mike, Kevin and Bill released Rifftrax Live: Samurai Cop into theaters via Fathom Entertainment, one of three Rifftrax Live Fathom events that year.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 09/10/2026
Now that Sting of Death is here, so is the EXCELLENT poster by none other than @spacecoyote.com Check it and the episode out here: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
September 29, 2023 at 2:06 PM
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look at this cool kid. The coolest kid you’ll meet. He’s raising funds and running his little tuchis off tomorrow at school. Last day to spend money on my kid and not yours or yourself!
Blue/green/purple space background. School, money bag, and prayer hands emojis on the left. Aligned vertically. On the right is all three running emojis, duplicated and running in a line. In the middle is the coolest kid in his 60s out for spirit week. QR code that links to the donation page for my sons school.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do you know what this is referencing? It always made me laugh but I never knew if it they were referencing another film.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
sorry boss I didn't get much done. had a big black squiggly mark animating in a thought bubble over my head the whole day. no one understands me
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Emperor Palpatine: Do It Star Wars Meme
ALT: Emperor Palpatine: Do It Star Wars Meme
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Little Caesars. you used to could get a damn pizza for five dollars. and sure, they pulled it off a big roll in the back like butcher paper.  but that didn't mean you couldn't eat it. it just meant you shouldn't. 
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Jason Anarchy 🔜 Auckland Armageddon Booth C99 @jasonanarchy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's ok to bully Chadley
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly I had to come to the same conclusion a while back. Disney Star Wars just doesn't hit for me. I'm also not a Clone Wars fans and Filoni LOVES the damn clone wars. I also hate how they cherry pick stuff from the EU and make a worse version of it.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
happy belated birthday!
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 06/10/2026
Yes! Bookshop dot org is great and they support local bookstores!!!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Tikanjiah @tikanjiah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching Sierra games render in slow motion is like watching a painting being made - if I had the eyes of a fly this is what the frame per second would look like
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what I'm saying is, give ME a free ticket.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every person named Jonah that has had people make swallowed by a whale jokes their entire life should get free tickets to see Whalefall.
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last day to enter!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let’s raise some money💖 presale now live code: FORTHEKIDS general onsale 12pm pst TODAY bit.ly/4rT2K3N
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been banging the "Newsom is a terrible person" drum for a long time now and if you still aren't convinced, you aren't paying attention.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shin Godzilla (4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray) + Godzilla Minus One 4K Ultra HD is $25 total for Amazon Prime members Shin amzn.to/4hAB5zU Minus One amzn.to/46TKcqD #ad
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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography 🍁 @stevewaycott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This might possibly be the most unflattering photo I've ever taken of a White-tailed Deer. :) Saint John, #NewBrunswick, Canada February 2026 📸 #mammals #deer #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
Close-up view of a brown deer with black nose and big dark eyes as it stares straight at the camera with its mouth open in an unflattering manner.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cool set!
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁 We're giving away a Super Mario All-Stars: Super Mario World 32-Piece Sticker Set! To enter: - Follow - Comment Below Winner will be randomly selected on 10/6/26.
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Jonah Gregory @arealjonah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think about this tweet at least once a week.
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Dali Dimovski, Your Friend! @dalidimovski.com · 02/10/2026
Checking out the DEFY rasslin’ in Detroit
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