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Theodore K. Mullins

@arcanevice.bsky.social
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things I keep thinking about with the Cornell discussion is how many people saw those messages and chose not participate but also not say a goddamn thing to stop what was happening either.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel a special camaraderie with the preschool parents that drop off late with me. It’s always like 4 of us zooming in, looking harassed and guilty for being a couple minutes late to drop off.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uhhhhh, we might have made a mistake. This might be darker than I remember…
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting FMA: Brotherhood with the Goose!!
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, everyone’s favorite transformer. Bee Warrior.
Picture of a toy box, a knock off version of transformers. Bee Warrior. It’s a yellow VW beetle that transforms.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cancel Cornell
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fucking hate Hulu.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I found the charger!! I literally don’t think this thing has been charged in 10+ years. I have no idea how it’s still working.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The goose found my Nintendo DS and it had battery?? And he’s been playing it for a few days?!
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Jennifer Cheek @jennifercheek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A special Friday night @dndpodcast.bsky.social……DMed by @nikahoward.bsky.social??? It’s more likely than you think! Live now at twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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Super Nika DMing - "Owari no Hajimari" A Haunted Tavern Adventure!!!! | Streaming dungeons & dragons.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Goose is almost 5 ft tall. He’s 4’11 AND 3/4?! (151 cm for the rest of youse) Wtf.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bought a pack of Kleenex at Costco last week so obviously it’s my fault everyone is sick. I called this illness to our house.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In a house full of sick people, I am the last one standing. 🧍🏽‍♀️
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If there’s only two genders then explain why I immediately open a beer when I start up the grill?! YEAH EXACTLY
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gotta keep your toes hairy or someone might surprise suck them.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reasons I say I’m bi: It took me many years to accept the label, I fought myself on my sexuality and being able say it out loud. Pansexual just sounds funny to me. I’m sorry I have the maturity of a teenager but it sounds like I’m horny for cookware. The Bi Flag is cuter than the Pan flag
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I miss my dad.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To whoever decided that advertising food storage should be done as “____ piece set”, Fuck you for bloating your numbers by counting the lids.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Either Fred or the Goose keeps whistling while sleeping and it’s freaking me out. I’m in the living room and periodically i hear a short whistle. I don’t want to investigate because what if they’ve been eaten by a whistle demon and it’s a trap? The lights and the cats are out here where it’s safe.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nobody will remember: -Your job -How busy you were -How many hours you worked. People will remember: -Fun shark facts you taught them. Here’s my favorite: Greenland sharks, which can live to be over 400 years old, eat (probably scavenging) polar bears and reindeer.
Photo of a Greenland shark by Doug Perrine
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did not want to come to the gym today but I am at the gym today.
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Jeb Bush: Please Clap
Alt: Jeb Bush tilting his head. Text reads: Please Clap
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not to brag but both my MLB and MiLB teams made the playoffs 💅🏽💅🏽
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching Physical 100: Mexico while stuffing our faces with Alfredo, and pasta, and sausage.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear @ipiercebrown.bsky.social 😭💔😡you know what you did😡💔😭
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Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly
Alt: Man flips desk in front of him.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished Lightbringer and I need someone to scream about it with.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t think the little guitar riff in Wheel in the Sky gets enough acknowledgment.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you think when middle earth elves fuck they get real freaky with it? Or maybe tantric? Or just missionary and done?
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stop listening to negatives ass fanboys, Supergirl is an enjoyable movie.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when loving bad bitches was our biggest fucking problem?
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Limburger Baby.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My one kid doesn’t fully close his eyes sometimes when he sleeps and also talks in his sleep. Like full sentences. He’s such a creepy sleeper 😬
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It's Really Aevan @aevan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ahahahhaa it never ends. Mutual Aid Request - Emergency. Our one and only vehicle has fully died in a fast food parking lot, we have no other means of transport and i am crashing on a couch tonight. I won't know true cost until tomorrow bc every mechanic is closed today. ko-fi.com/aevan
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Charles Soule @charlessoule.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I might be hungover? Is this the beginning of the end? Am I dying?
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@fredgreenleaf.bsky.social decided to remind me I am the mother of his chrildren so I laughed in his face like 1996 cruella de’vil
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓽 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓸𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have secrets to keep and miles to poop before I sleep.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s criminal how cute Grogu is.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering, it’s actually a good time to order native plant seeds for your area. Many native plants need cold stratification.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m insufferable to watch animated or heavy special effect movies with because I spend my entire time trying to guess the voice actors without looking it up.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in this house is being fucking weird today but me.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The cricket just told me “I love you even if your dad dies” Well….okay then. Good night?
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My cringe millennial guilty pleasure is the dude that does the reels where he does the different generations but the millennial version is always drunk and down for the party.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Suffering from ADHD complications. I didn’t drain my o-cedar spin mop bucket before I left for a month. It sat with dirty water for all that time. There’s no way to open and clean out the “clean” water portion of it. I’ve been on a roll for the last few hours and suddenly this has killed all
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m at war with a raccoon. Who knows how to fix soffits and make them critter proof? Send me your knowledge. I beg.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dakota Johnson could play Gillian Anderson’s daughter in a movie.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anyone know where I left my second set of bedsheets?
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also Baraka? Smash.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mortal Kombat 2? Also incredible. Bring back camp to action movies. If it doesn’t feel like I’m watching 90s Power Rangers, I don’t want it.
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