Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of the things I keep thinking about with the Cornell discussion is how many people saw those messages and chose not participate but also not say a goddamn thing to stop what was happening either. 011
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel a special camaraderie with the preschool parents that drop off late with me. It’s always like 4 of us zooming in, looking harassed and guilty for being a couple minutes late to drop off. 060
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Uhhhhh, we might have made a mistake. This might be darker than I remember… 4110
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Starting FMA: Brotherhood with the Goose!! 060
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes, everyone’s favorite transformer. Bee Warrior. 361
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I found the charger!! I literally don’t think this thing has been charged in 10+ years. I have no idea how it’s still working. 150
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The goose found my Nintendo DS and it had battery?? And he’s been playing it for a few days?! 040
Reposted by Theodore K. MullinsJennifer Cheek @jennifercheek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A special Friday night @dndpodcast.bsky.social……DMed by @nikahoward.bsky.social??? It’s more likely than you think! Live now at twitch.tv/geeklyinctwitch.tvGeeklyInc - Live on TwitchSuper Nika DMing - "Owari no Hajimari" A Haunted Tavern Adventure!!!! | Streaming dungeons & dragons. 0124
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Goose is almost 5 ft tall. He’s 4’11 AND 3/4?! (151 cm for the rest of youse) Wtf. 160
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bought a pack of Kleenex at Costco last week so obviously it’s my fault everyone is sick. I called this illness to our house. 040
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In a house full of sick people, I am the last one standing. 🧍🏽♀️ 150
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If there’s only two genders then explain why I immediately open a beer when I start up the grill?! YEAH EXACTLY 031
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gotta keep your toes hairy or someone might surprise suck them. 040
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reasons I say I’m bi: It took me many years to accept the label, I fought myself on my sexuality and being able say it out loud. Pansexual just sounds funny to me. I’m sorry I have the maturity of a teenager but it sounds like I’m horny for cookware. The Bi Flag is cuter than the Pan flag 270
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To whoever decided that advertising food storage should be done as “____ piece set”, Fuck you for bloating your numbers by counting the lids. 140
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Either Fred or the Goose keeps whistling while sleeping and it’s freaking me out. I’m in the living room and periodically i hear a short whistle. I don’t want to investigate because what if they’ve been eaten by a whistle demon and it’s a trap? The lights and the cats are out here where it’s safe. 160
Reposted by Theodore K. MullinsDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nobody will remember: -Your job -How busy you were -How many hours you worked. People will remember: -Fun shark facts you taught them. Here’s my favorite: Greenland sharks, which can live to be over 400 years old, eat (probably scavenging) polar bears and reindeer. 19550117
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I did not want to come to the gym today but I am at the gym today.static.klipy.comJeb Bush: Please ClapAlt: Jeb Bush tilting his head. Text reads: Please Clap 380
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not to brag but both my MLB and MiLB teams made the playoffs 💅🏽💅🏽 050
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching Physical 100: Mexico while stuffing our faces with Alfredo, and pasta, and sausage. 030
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dear @ipiercebrown.bsky.social 😭💔😡you know what you did😡💔😭static.klipy.comMan Slams Desk, Papers FlyAlt: Man flips desk in front of him. 020
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Finished Lightbringer and I need someone to scream about it with. 021
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don’t think the little guitar riff in Wheel in the Sky gets enough acknowledgment. 021
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do you think when middle earth elves fuck they get real freaky with it? Or maybe tantric? Or just missionary and done? 350
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Stop listening to negatives ass fanboys, Supergirl is an enjoyable movie. 3191
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Remember when loving bad bitches was our biggest fucking problem? 160
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My one kid doesn’t fully close his eyes sometimes when he sleeps and also talks in his sleep. Like full sentences. He’s such a creepy sleeper 😬 040
Reposted by Theodore K. MullinsIt's Really Aevan @aevan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ahahahhaa it never ends. Mutual Aid Request - Emergency. Our one and only vehicle has fully died in a fast food parking lot, we have no other means of transport and i am crashing on a couch tonight. I won't know true cost until tomorrow bc every mechanic is closed today. ko-fi.com/aevan 188
Reposted by Theodore K. MullinsCharles Soule @charlessoule.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 05833
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think I might be hungover? Is this the beginning of the end? Am I dying? 140
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@fredgreenleaf.bsky.social decided to remind me I am the mother of his chrildren so I laughed in his face like 1996 cruella de’vil 050
Reposted by Theodore K. MullinsGuinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓽 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓸𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻 031
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have secrets to keep and miles to poop before I sleep. 291
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026In case anyone is wondering, it’s actually a good time to order native plant seeds for your area. Many native plants need cold stratification. 051
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m insufferable to watch animated or heavy special effect movies with because I spend my entire time trying to guess the voice actors without looking it up. 010
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everyone in this house is being fucking weird today but me. 020
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The cricket just told me “I love you even if your dad dies” Well….okay then. Good night? 030
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My cringe millennial guilty pleasure is the dude that does the reels where he does the different generations but the millennial version is always drunk and down for the party. 040
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Suffering from ADHD complications. I didn’t drain my o-cedar spin mop bucket before I left for a month. It sat with dirty water for all that time. There’s no way to open and clean out the “clean” water portion of it. I’ve been on a roll for the last few hours and suddenly this has killed all 130
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m at war with a raccoon. Who knows how to fix soffits and make them critter proof? Send me your knowledge. I beg. 040
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dakota Johnson could play Gillian Anderson’s daughter in a movie. 140
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Anyone know where I left my second set of bedsheets? 241
Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Mortal Kombat 2? Also incredible. Bring back camp to action movies. If it doesn’t feel like I’m watching 90s Power Rangers, I don’t want it. 040