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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People think of bogs as gloomy, cheerless places. But it was in a bog where i first learned to laugh
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Big hugs from Eugenio Suárez for his former Mariners teammates and especially his infield coach. Perry before walking over: “here I go for my yearly back adjustment”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Red Skelton should do The Muppet Show!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/06/2026
american gun owners love looking at overwhelming statistical evidence collected in thousands of lives pointlessly lost every year and going "nah that won't happen to me"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Anyone know of a good cryptkeeper? I was suspicious of mine after so little work was getting done so i set up a hidden camera and half the time he's just sitting there telling stories
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/04/2026
we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
One of the funny things about shoving this stuff into every workplace with no understanding of how it works or its limitations is we've finally answered the age old rhetorical question "Do you want it done fast or done right" with "Oh fast, absolutely"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
it was foretold
me and alex rubenstein standing with the seattle pilots monument at the former location of home plate which is now outside a lowe's. the guy's bat has been broken for many years now
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If we somehow got an aggressive liberal president they'd be constantly accused of "Trump-like tactics" and they should start practicing now how to say "Yeah I did that and it was good." The familiar cautious approach full of self limiting caveats and hand wringing would be a failure
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 07/04/2026
telling my kids this is the Centre Pompidou
McDonald’s play place
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Mary Worth is an enjoyable read
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/03/2026
it's not even 8am and some of you have already burned through 2 of your 3 turn energy for the day. you have to learn to keep something in the tank in case someone attacks this afternoon
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Javier Bardem said fuck your teleprompter
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Seth Sommerfeld @sethsommerfeld.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
PEOPLE LIKE OSCAR SPEECHES. BUILD IN 15 MINUTES AS A BUFFER AT THE END AND DON'T CUT PEOPLE TAKING LIKE 30 EXTRA SECONDS OFF. IF YOU GO SHORT JUST SHOW MONTAGES OF OLD OSCAR WINNERS OR SOMETHING.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
DOG OWNER: so... what did he have to say? ME (figured out a trick for making people believe i can understand dogs without the lore getting out of hand): hm? oh, not much he's a dog, so. you know. loves food. they don't have a ton of abstract thought going on. lot of smells talk i can't keep up with
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
quiet luxury includes not whining about taxes imo
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I've published a few op-eds and on one occasion had a fact checker push back on an assertion I made, which forced a revision of the piece, and the piece was better for it and I was grateful to have a more accurate piece under by byline. None of this is hard. Don't print lies in the newspaper.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026
average person cheering for war in iran
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think the truly damning thing about the Dem comms response is that they had months to prepare for today and there's zero coordination, no unified message. Just every D leader responding like they quickly hammered out a statement in a panic at 6 am this morning
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
no one: no one: no one: guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature
a little ceramic creature. it has horns and a pink nose and a big mouth and a waggly tongue
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Like with using children as bait and eating at a restaurant then kidnapping the people who prepared it, ICE is routinely breaking taboos that have been part of human civilization since before recorded history.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/02/2026
there are a lot of downsides to renting but i'm so glad ring cameras are basically horror stories from an alternate universe to me
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/02/2026
the generative images during the olympics opening ceremonies when the country is ostensibly showcasing its unique culture is so fucking bleak man
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 31/01/2026
Much of the public believes violent crime is a major problem, even though it's at historic lows in the United States. This disconnect is "the product of carefully cultivated propaganda," says author @equalityalec.bsky.social. www.democracynow.org/2026/1/27/alec…
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From George Floyd to Alex Pretti: “Copaganda” Author on Myths About Immigration, Crime & Policing
As calls grow to defund and abolish ICE, author Alec Karakatsanis warns that activists should take care to not fall for “copaganda,” which “takes ordinary people who are outraged over what’s happening...
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This video is one of the most important things to watch to understand our society and the legal system we have created. Two 5-year-olds are confined in a concentration camp because they lack cash assets to pay bond. Just take a look at their drawing. www.threads.com/@maddowshow/...
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The Rachel Maddow Show (@maddowshow) on Threads
"Let us go." Immigration attorney Eric Lee shares a drawing by his five-year-old client, stuck in an immigration prison.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Have never been to Minnesota in my life but I grew up with MST3K playing on a loop on my computer and that does a weird thing to your brain where you’re like “why do I know what Menards is?”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I would say it answers those questions, not raises them
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/01/2026
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
Mamdani shout out his wife in big speech
When's the last time you made a statement about me
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