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Kate Avery @kateaveryart.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Needed a few hours outside the studio so I found a little wildflower meadow and pond to paint! I think this little guy turned out not too shabby! 6x6” oil on board
Forced perspective plein air 6x6” oil painting of a pond and wild flowers- VERY GREEN
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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 27/06/2024
Thought you'd come here and gloat, huh?
A person who has just emerged from a tent says, "Time to commune with nature!" A butterfly says, "Hey, thanks for the microplastics, jerk!" A bee asks, "That was *this* guy‽"
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Kate Avery @kateaveryart.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Two 7x5” plein air oil painted pieces I’ve recently re-worked! Not gonna lie- I LOVE how they turned out! Both are included in my ongoing 50% off sale! They’re listed at $295 each which means this week they’re only $147.50 each! 👉KateAveryArt.com to shop all my art!
Spring oil painted landscape with blooming trees reflected in a pond and dandelions in the foregroundWinter painted landscape of a pond and island in a blue streaked pond with amber colored leaves and branches in the foreground
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Kate Avery @kateaveryart.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
I’m suuuuper happy with this one! Brearley, Mytholmroyd West Yorkshire, England 7x10” oil on board Available! And yes, it will be included in my 50% off sale that starts Thursday night!
Oil painting of Queen Anne’s lace along a stream.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Bart's Revenge (2023)
Bart simpson grins devilishly and says "hehe, homer'll never see it coming- his day of reckoning is here, man"

Bart opens his mouth unnaturally wide. 

In a series of panels, a small wet blob begins to emerge from Bart's mouth. The blob turns out to be Homer Simpson, but small and pale, and veiny.

Bart holds the infant Homer in his hands and says 
"The tables have turned, old man. Now I am the father and you are the son."

"Papa?" says baby Homer, "please do not strangle me."

"You are the most precious thing in the world to me. the cycle of violence ends now dude," says bart.

"but as far and son, are we not fated to destroy eachother?" asks Homer.

"Not anymore" says Bart
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Repulsive.
A man and a woman kiss, while a cat watches. Text reads: "we are disgusting".
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
The dog is on the case.
A long-snouted dog is walking along. Text reads: "I will hunt out all the bigotry in this sick world".
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Is that a minotaur?
A girl is walking along inside a hedge maze. She says, "I don't know what horrors await me in this maze". Around the upcoming corner, a cat sits peacefully.The cat and the girl, both on all fours, have come face to face. Their noses touch as they stare at each other. The girl says, simply, "you".
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Don't bother trying to get me out.
A girl holds a Nintendo 3DS. Text reads: "I can go inside the DS".The girl places her hand awkwardly through the bottom screen of the 3DS. Text reads: "ok so I'm just gonna... uhhhhh".The girl appears inside the console's top screen. The bottom screen reads: "yeah".
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
A doctor told me this.
A bunny holds an ice cream. Text reads: "I need a fancy dessert or I will die".
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
We're getting ever closer to the date in this comic, which I drew in 2012. Very cool.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
The origin of Snoopy.
Five different Snoopies strike different poses. Text reads: "where did all these SNOOPIES come from?"Three small Snoopies are with one, much larger Snoopy. Text reads: "BIG MOMMA SNOOP".
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Kate Avery @kateaveryart.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Did a quick visit to the Florence Griswold Museum today, and brought along the painting I did from a photo I took two weeks ago!
Painting of a sky and river held in front of said sky and river
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 17/06/2024
Amazing how shit Google is getting. A search for "seattle weather" now gives me....
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Seattle weather forecast, TV program. 

[ ] already watched [ ] want to watch

Did you like this TV show?
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Abril (◕‿◕✿) @apeiy.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Bones will never be lost media because my grandma has the whole series on DVD You are welcome
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 16/06/2024
A bathroom door that said WOMEN but the W has been scratched off to leave OMEN
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Kiana Mosser 🐇 @kianamosser.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
summer rain ☔️
Pixel art: A pink frog sitting on a rock, looking up at a large round droplet of water gathered on the end of a leaf, reflecting the sunlight in a way that mimics the iridescence of a gemstone. In the background are hydrangea, lily of the valley, and a rainbow. More shiny droplets are falling to the ground in the distance.Pixel art: A frog sits on a leaf during the rain, overlooking a forested landscape of skeleton flowers, which have white petals that are turning translucent in the rain. There are multicolored fireflies floating through the air.Pixel art: A frog looking at its reflection in a small pond that's reflecting the sunny sky with fluffy and wispy clouds, flowers and trees by the waterside, and monarch butterflies flying overhead. One of the monarch butterflies is landing on the surface of the water, causing ripples to form. There are dandelion seeds adrift in the wind.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
This lady is a profound source of serenity amidst complete chaos
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Asking my crocodile son if he's winning
Kids book illustration of croc son in hat listening to stereo by candlelight
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
A man comments to another man "ther's the guy who's always tenting his fingers." he narrows his eyes and says "must be a schemer." The finger tenter thinks confidently to himself "they can judge me" Close on his hands we see to small birds perches on his thumbs covered by the roof of his fingers." He thinks to himself "only I know it is a house for small birds."
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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
ya better start believing in duck tales son, yer in one
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/06/2024
please appreciate this giant, incredibly realistic iguana at the Red Iguana restaurant in Salt Lake City
Red iguana statueRed iguana statue in SLC
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 14,1957
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
This is very important and needs to be understood by everyone: "Nonconsensual condom removal is classified as rape under English and Welsh law." Rape. Not something to laugh off, or to ask forgiveness for with a cutsy smile. **Rape** It matters. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/arti...
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London man jailed for ‘stealthing’ after removing condom without consent
Guy Mukendi, 39, from Brixton sentenced to four years and three months for rape
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 13/06/2024
the average income in the u.s. is $74,500. excluding the top 10 americans, it's only $65,000. excluding the top 50, it drops to $48,000. excluding the top 1,000, it drops to just $35,500.
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Brian LaRossa @brianlarossa.com · 13/06/2024
The NYT laying off half it’s art dept as they ramp up the use of A.I. tools is 100% related to UArts closing due to a “steep drop in enrollment.” Regardless of A.I.’s actual capabilities the story being told to (and accepted by) business leaders is damaging the perceived value of the visual arts.
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Krista Koeller @kristalerista.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
“You study snakes? That’s so badass!” The snakes: -Small enough to curl up on a quarter. -Hunt baby ants and termites. -barely have any teeth 📷 Victor Engel, Chris Brown
A tiny snake on someone’s hand. It’s about the width of two spaghetti noodles. It has small black eyes and pinkish brown scales.The face of a tiny snake with a round head and small, circular black eyes. It looks like a cartoon.
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Spacenerd19 @spacenerd19.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
I know y’all wouldn’t do me like this.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Many Americans first and only exposure to cricket was in the original TMNT movie
Casey Jones hits Raphael with a cricket bat
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 12/06/2024
there’s a lot of things i hate about the rental my insurance company is providing for me but the gear shift being a knob that is almost identical to the volume knob and an inch and a half away from it is going to turn me into the fucking joker
a car dashboard showing a PRNDL knob an inch and a half away from a volume knob
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
I felt this in my fucking soul
Hank Hill quote-saying a tweet from @sillydingdong reading “i do not want to save to one drive, i want the save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
NYC libraries are facing a $58 million budget cut that could force most branches to reduce service to just 5 days a week. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN! @NYCMayor & @NYCCouncil: #NoCutsToLibraries investinlibraries.org/dayofaction
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 12/06/2024
This is too accurate
Woman looking disgusted at text saying "getting in the shower"
Woman looking intrigued at text "being in the shower"
Woman looking disgusted again at text "getting out of the shower"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/06/2024
the "woke chin"
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Dan @danxduran.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
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Flobabe@.bsky.social @flobabe.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Pleased to meet you, little lichen hand. www.threads.net/@davidattenb...
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Not arguing with a literalist. Whatever you say, Amelia Bedelia.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
In 1984, Gremlins, Ghostbusters and Top Secret! coming out on the same day didn’t become this big remarked upon deal because it was a given that people could afford to see multiple movies in a summer, spread across several weeks.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
A man has dozens of heroin needles jutting out of his back. He says "wow, I certainly love heroin." He trips and says "oh no! I'm falling backwards." He falls but is uninjured. Relieved, he says "oh thank god, my weight was evenly distributed amongst the needles.
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desean.bsky.social @desean.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
The Tarkhan Dress, named for the Tarkhan cemetery south of Cairo in Egypt where it was excavated in 1913, is an over 5000 year old linen garment that was confirmed as the world's oldest piece of woven clothing.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Yes, Mr. Rogers WAS indoctrinating children. Indoctrinating them not to be fucking assholes.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
she better run
Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
It's ok ⚠️
A big bunny tenderly touches a small bunny's ear. Text reads: "don't worry my love".
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
We really should just call "natural gas" by its actual name: methane. It's a fossil fuel, and burning it adds carbon to the atmosphere. The word "natural" is really unhelpful here, and it needs to go.
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 02/06/2024
nice try, FBI
I have been followed by “Lefty- Dating App for Progressives”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
JUST SAW A DOG - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON IN FLOWERS WITH 2 HUGE JOINT'S AND IT SAY'S "JUST SAW A DOG" IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 03/06/2024
Celebrating gay divorce
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Abril (◕‿◕✿) @apeiy.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Happy conviction day PORNSTARS 🎥💦or should i say conDICKtion day🍆😏 u’ve been issued 34 counts of being a SLUT🫵🫦🍑 Donald HUMP🐫 may be the 1️⃣st felon🙊👎🚔 that’s been in the WHITE HOUSE🇺🇸🏠 but he’s NOT🙅🏻‍♀️ the 1️⃣st felon😈 that’s been in ME😏🤫🥵 HUSH money💰💸🤑 WON’T silence🤐 the PLEASURE🤤 of HUMP’S conDICKtion🥳🎉🎊
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