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@thefactsmachine.bsky.social
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
You post once every three months and someone unfollows you, typical
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Hotpot with my lady
Hot pot
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
Damn I guess I’ll try to put like 120 mods on new Vegas for the next 15 hours and then not play it like usual
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
I’m back on my BS (bluesky)
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Higher ups are going through people’s slack messages and I guess this will be when they finally decide to let me go
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
The Great GYATTsby
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
I had a 1 hour meeting get cancelled today and it only got me 30 minutes back
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Just took the in-bongural hit
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
She’s broke she’s broke shes quite in debt
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Cool mate I got in my chess tournment today
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
This dude just added me on chesscom just to say goodnight then I got rocked by the truth
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
“There was an old lady who swallowed a fly” Me: Okay, gross but I’m sure a lot of people have experienced this “She swallowed a spider to catch the fly” Me: well I never
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
First workout of the new year, accountability thread. Hold me to it guys I know none of you know me but I need your help. Image related
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Abril (◕‿◕✿) @apeiy.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Someone made a tool to help people identify Nestle owned brands/company BC FUCK NESTLE www.fucknestle.art
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Fuck Nestlé » Searchable Database of all Nestlé Brands
An interactive tool to help consumers avoid supporting Nestlé's unethical business practices that place profit over life.
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
I’d love to blow a fat blunt with don Draper and I’m tryna chill and he has immediately dissociated and is putting the vibe on to me
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Those big boys will farm me till I surprise them then all the sudden no more rematches lol
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Simile is like similar
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
I think Townes van zandt makes earth bender music
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
I’m some kinda lunatic lol
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Do people still eat meatloaf
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Plan to clean the house and leave to go see the family today: failed. It is simply my nature
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Thanks dad
Text message exchange asking my dad if spark plugs are difficult to remove and if I should pay to have it done and he said “fuck no”
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Chile lime pita chips and sriracha hummers
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Astarion is the truest gay that exists because he’s charismatic and self absorbed to the point of being evil
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Sad story time: I, a rich man, went to the doctor because I was depressed. The doctor said “you’re depressed because your ain’t about that cash” and I said “but doctor, I got paper like a textbook”
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Dev shit
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Strategically spending six days of vaca time to be off for the next two weeks lol
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Twitter currently thinks the funniest thing in the world rn is caffeinated lemonade. Haha
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
You have been thusly dispatched my man
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
giving a tour of my 04 Dodge Ram SRT-10 VIPER Supercharged to a friend: this is my work truck
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Guess what I didn’t do here :(
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
People swearing in with banned books, if I ever get elected I’m swearing in on some classics like pride and prejudice and the great gatsby
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Unlike marvel movie profits, I continue to rise
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Took a nap and Kissinger died. Gotta do this more often
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
When I need a nap but my gf wants to have sex
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Ive been stuck floating around 1200 elo for over a year. I thought it was my ceiling. So I began studying, and I’ve learned that I have no limits, no ceilings; only the government mandated maximum lift I can put on my truck
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Muted on twitter for telling Kyle rittenhouse he should kill himself in self defense for being so ugly
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
All the osrs suckers that did all that Kourend favor shit looking pretty fucking stupid now lmao
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Slack has gotta have the worst spell check system I’ve ever seen. Like so funny
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Instead of playing FORTNITE, how bout using a fork + knife and eat thanksgiving with your family
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Lots more cops out Thanksgiving cause their family abandoned them
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Started a new band called Random Adjective + Noun
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
I feel like 50 Cent could tell me anything and I’d just believe it full stop
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Last night was good
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Back on my bullshit (bad posture and not replying to emails)
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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich @thefactsmachine.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
They should refilm all of Morpheus’ scenes in the original matrix with the Rock, and his suits are all sleeveless
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PlaySta-Sean 🎮 @seemtoggle.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Me whenever I get back home from anything
Captain Picard saying "Im going to turn on my personal relaxation light."
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