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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 30/09/2026

I posted a tiny book I made! You can read it for free at ko-fi.com/post/Ive-bee...

The cover of a tiny lo-fi book titled Look What I Can Do, with a blobby stick figure T-posing.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 05/09/2026

I've read so much about Arabidopsis thaliana that I'm starting to think about growing it as an ornamental

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 03/09/2026

Me in 2046: another thing we used to do was we would add superfluous and nonsensical suffixes to words. "Whomst'd've" and the like. I suppose some people thought it was funny... Some Kid: ok grandpa the tribe doesn't have enough water to keep you alive so can you please just not make this awkward

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

If the people could topple the vampire class, what would justice even look like? I have a couple suggestions that I thought up while having an angry shower this morning:

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slosifl @slosifl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Robot Nanny: Good eye! I sure did. Guess I’m out of a job. Anything else I can help you with?

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 29/07/2026

full-length sesame street parody of Stagger Lee (Nick Cave version): "Broccoli"

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 21/07/2026

The Child, age fiveish: Let's pretend! Me: I've been pretending this whole time, dude! NONE of this is real

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 09/06/2026

The child, age five, has already resolved to become a usurper

A five year old child's handwriting on a white board which reads "I am your dad"

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 04/06/2026

eatin string cheese hot dog style

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/06/2026

Same shit different ass I’m afraid

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 28/04/2026

I can't reflexive an intransitive and that is why I lose my mind a little every time I see or hear "self-rising flour"

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/03/2026

Guy who has listened to a ton of Andrew Bird but never heard of David Byrne, now listening to a ton of David Byrne in no particular order: Wow, this is super Andrew Bird-coded

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/03/2026

can't believe my whole life nobody told me about David Byrne. what the hell, guys. I should have been listening to this for decades already

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 27/02/2026

The Child is doing SOV word order, as a bit

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 25/02/2026

Oh good, @firefox.com has just made the Android browser worse. URL bar bigger & rounder of course, gotta make it all look like a baby toy for tech idiots. But the real crime is the three-dot menu. Whatever the hell you call that. I'm not a UI designer but I know what sucks and this does big time

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Frosh @froshkiller.dev · 04/02/2026

I dunno, I go back and forth on that

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 04/02/2026

The Child, not yet five, describes the range between A and W as "above A and below W". This kid has abundant experience with books and text going top to bottom. This kid can read hundreds of words. Does not care about your arbitrary conventions.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 11/01/2026

*professor duncanishly* For Midterms!

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 05/01/2026

Every time I remember it I take a tiny bit more psychic damage from it

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 04/01/2026

The Child, age four, has designed a biblically accurate pizza

A child's design of a pizza, drawn in marker on a cut-out piece of paper from the recycle bin. The design is very radially symmetrical and the inner circle has six circles that look like eyes.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 30/12/2025

In which Grambo encounters a kind of line

Implied frame 1: Grambo approaches a line and muses aloud, "I wonder what kind of line this is." Implied frame 2: Grambo very apprehensively steps one foot over the line, grimacing.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 23/12/2025

Working on a "statement on AI use" for a report on experimental cactus grafting. Any suggestions for improvement?

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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Experiments and flaws abound. Also, pedantic taxonomy is definitely still in "probably was a @crustaceansingles.com comic" territory.

A single panel comic. The background is done in a rough and blotchy watercolour and charcoals style, while foreground elements are sharp outlined and flat shaded. In a richly appointed sitting room, a pair of foreleg bones hang on a rack above the fireplace. The guy on the left points at it and says "Wow! Is that a real dinosaur bone?", the guy on the right, frowning and sloshing his wine, says "What? No, of course not! Dimetrodon was a Synapsid!".

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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

@crustaceansingles.com How do you even start one of these? Also, it's TOTALLY different and original because my guys aren't stick figures, right? COMPLETELY different thing. Even if this joke is so much like one of yours you may actually have done the exact same one before...

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/12/2025

having a Spiritual Experience learning about flow cytometry and getting to this hermetic diagram PS if you know how to get access to a flow cytometer* please tell me. I am going to need to compare chromosome counts in botanical samples in the next year. *in the regrettable USA, specifically SLC

A diagram depicting the operation and function of a flow cytometry device.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 03/12/2025

The Child, age 4, has a powerful urge to decorate for any holiday. We are making increasingly tiny christmas trees. This one is for Mouse Christmas. Where will it end

Photo of a tiny sprig of juniper, potted in a bottlecap, wrapped with golden string and topped with a purple star bead. Two toy mice are looking at each other across the tree.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 24/11/2025

The Four-Year-Old has begun to insist most vocally upon the importance of zero-indexing

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hot dog doctor @yoloswaglord420.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

im not legally allowed to post my actual thoughts on the government

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 28/10/2025

@firefox.com Firefox once again re-enabled this stupid-ass RAM-hogging bullshit "use AI to suggest tabs and a name for tab groups" setting even though I keep disabling it. Stop shitting up the last decent browser goddamnit

Firefox once again re-enabled its fucking stupid-ass RAM-hogging bullshit "use AI to suggest tabs and a name for tab groups" setting even though I keep disabling it

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 27/10/2025

Re-potting a plant is a really intimate act. Maybe that's why the prospect stressed me out so much when I was a beginner

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 16/10/2025

I can't commit to sweaters. Too much hassle to be getting on and off multiple times a day. There has to be a better way! (It's shawls)

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 30/08/2025

been getting a lot of opportunities to meaningfully write the word 'turgid' lately and it has been great for morale

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Emily Vee @noobixcube.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Looking through my photos on my iPad, I saw some of my reply comics to @crustaceansingles.com. Some of these stand alone and I don’t even remember what they went to!

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 22/08/2025

I should be allowed to put a spoon in the microwave a little bit

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 21/08/2025

wire girlfriend vs cloth girlfriend

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 30/07/2025

I've just written something about a really esoteric pursuit of mine, except I wrote it for the dozens of fellow cactus grafting nerds on the internet, meaning it has no glossing or explanations for normals. I posted it free for all to read on my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...