Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all. 423716869
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Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OlliePJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog. 51264333
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them. 421607308
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal. 211378219
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's easy - and correct! - to focus on just how ghoulish and profane this view of human creativity is. But even if you're the most cynical capitalist on earth, the evidence that people would enjoy entirely dehumanised content, at anything like a scale that would justify this hype, is extremely thin! 381474
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Those arguing for mass-adoption of AI art always seem intent on proving the wrong thing; that AI tech will change beyond all recognition. They seem less inclined to prove their argument's much wilder claim; that human nature, and all previous modes of taste, emotion and investment, will change too. 363364
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1546681
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/12/2024MrBeast is what Lucille Bluth thinks every Avenger is called 51094116
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollieblob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026playing big walk solo 2579342257
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieCrispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic 372349671
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieEric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc. 1858675
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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oops, my bad! I accidentally showed myself a little mercy there. It won't happen again, I promise. I'll get right back to holding myself to an incredibly strict and completely inscrutable set of standards that I hold nobody else to that I myself must meet at all times 000
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Olliesylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when i get notifications on an old thin car post 526165
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieEKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 15/01/2026damn, life so long fuck it, i wanna go to jail 09623
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Olliegirls 2 @jazzcatte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i found a $5 bill on the ground five minutes ago. based on anthropic's methodology i now expect to make 2.6 million dollars this year just by finding $5 bills on the ground 0315
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 322185372
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieRandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees 462101199
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Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieRyan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My girlfriend and I are rewatching The Simpsons and every time the couch gag that turns into a big circus act comes on I annoy her by saying the episode must have been short and they needed to add extra time in the intro 5846
Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comEeyore FmlALT: Eeyore Fml 000
Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comEeyore in the Rain - Winnie The PoohALT: Eeyore in the Rain - Winnie The Pooh 000
Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*my carapace hardens into a chrysalis as I digest my innards, turning into a puddle of goo, as the imaginal discs I have long harbored in my body finally activate, and I metamorphize into my true form - a woman who unironically posts gifs of Eeyore when she's upset* 000
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieGᴀʀʀC @garrtoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You heard it here, folks. 2398115
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieWOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly 10741131034
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Olliecaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1 672486324
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieDave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listening to @savantgardepod.bsky.social got me pondering the mind of Shaun Murphy 7387
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieSiobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms 111277314
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026JCO is defending furries fyi 552418376
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it. 11041771440
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieLee Cronin’s The Mummylon @mamylon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Four days ago, a scientist was surprised by the news that the wallet inspector was claiming his Quiznos punch card as its own. He says he was one punch away from a free sub — and gave his wallet to the inspector assuming it would be returned after a cursory inspection. Coincidence? 0134
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth 11121398
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollieboocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025saw YouTube video called "The Pain of Naruto". i'll take "actually watching it" for 400 alex. aaand send 🙂 ALIENS WATCHING ME: wowwwww 👽👽 ALIEN 1: she actually just fumbled a jeopardy riff. ALIEN 2: insane ALIEN 1: how does she think that'll scan??? ALIEN 2: i don't know man. i do not fucking know 122991
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieMy Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tapping my forehead three times as I set my encryption key to the product of single-digit primes. They’ll never think to check those. 0274
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202026428
Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Draft dump #whateva... 130
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Olliesatah 🛸 @posatahchips.gaygothvibes.online · 27/09/2026i don't know how old this post is but it is already an all-timer to me 011641
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieNicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 27/09/2026vibes were off in San Francisco today #coolpicturesbynicky 27012
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieIngwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026POIROT: Peruse if you will the Lady Sinema's record of voting. Poirot he notices the mademoiselle, she is not exactly the art lover 𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘯? CHIEF INSPECTOR JAPP: [speaking entirely through his nose] Now look 'ere Pwaahroh, 749174
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieSlideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 5948328
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollielibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 25/09/2026a rule that will almost never fail you: the type of person with opinions about what constitutes unprofessional behavior at a job interview is a type of person you should avoid. “teacher you forgot to give us homework” ass. that’s someone who WANTS you to imagine them as a hiring manager. chilling 325713
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Olliespooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I honestly think people overcomplicate explanations of Rationalism. All you really need is: they took Bayesian statistics, a tool for empirical reasoning, and built an anti-empiricist, anti-materialist eschatological theology out of it by posting too much about it on their favorite message board 16310
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Olliebrent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A lot of people don’t want to hear it but Joe Biden’s entire legacy will likely be as the guy who let the worst president in American history come to power again and who funded and armed a genocide abroad. History will not remember him well. 2545255
Reposted by Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect OllieBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You want to star in this mobile game ad, huh? 🤔 Well is your house ugly in a way that costs $700,000? 01368
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