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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 3h

My ideal job is that I'm in Newark and someone says "I need you to bring these boxes to a guy in Walla Walla" and so I drive the boxes from Newark to Walla Walla and get comped for gas and food and lodging. And I only have to do it, like, twice a month.

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 3h

I think my problem is my ideal job does not exist. I want to drive around delivering stuff long-distance all day. "Oh, you want to be a trucker?" No. I want to do it in my car. "And you're taxiing people around?" No. I'm alone. "Like a moving van?" I'm not helping pack or unpack. Just moving stuff.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026

Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 12h

Tenebrio molitor Larva Who Gained Sentience: So you breed us on purpose? Me: Yeah. TmLWGS: Wow. Do you just like having us around, or what? Me: Yeah, you're useful to have around. TmLWGS: Wow! That's so affirming! What do your kind call us? We call ourselves "onyxshell"! Me: So...

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 15h

I fear not the man who has practiced one thousand kicks one time each. I fear the WOMAN who has practiced one thousand kicks one time each #feminist

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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#119 John Prine Bruised Orange (1978) Fav Track: Sabu Visits the Twin Cities Alone This might just be my subconscious biases about country music that's good, but I'm always shocked that Prine wasn't from the '50s. He didn't even release an album until 1971. He's a post-Beatles musician.

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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lesbians telling their friends g'night over Discord:

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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#118 Natalie Merchant Tigerlily (1995) Fav Track: San Andreas Fault I tried listening to this ages ago when I was still, for all intents and purposes, a kid, and I was mad that it wasn't Rock And Roll like 10,000 Maniacs was. But you know what? It doesn't ALL need to be loud. This is nice :)

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think it says something about Overleaf's userbase that when you type "myst", its first suggested correction is that you were talking about the 1993 adventure puzzle game Myst, and the second suggested correction is that you meant to type "must", the word

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#117 Ween 12 Golden Country Greats (1996) Fav Track: Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain I threw this on today and during track two, my mom - of her own volition, not knowing what I'm listening to - sent me this

A text from Mom, today at 12:00 PM. She sent me a picture of a very gaudy cowboy hat, covered with red and silver sequins in a repeating heart pattern. I responded, "Yikes. I'll pass". She responded, "No Pimp daddy cowboy hat for you"

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

from the article about the 1983 song "Maniac"

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scary word: ivy 👻 @proxi.dog · 06/10/2026

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Baskin-Robbins Goodie Goodie Gumdrops (1978-1979): A fruit-based ice cream made with mango, peach, and cherry extract, and loaded with chopped up lemon, lime, cherry, and orange gumdrops. This unique flavor has a fun little history, check this 🧵 for more info!

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026

I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can men and teenage boys where shorts in the main ding room?

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026

hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at

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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday

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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026

Two skulls converged with a crack, and I— I was, I guess, an owl guy, And that has made all the difference

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#116 The Grateful Dead Anthem of the Sun (1968) Fav Track: Caution (Do Not Stop on Tracks) Always kinda comforting to know every band started out just Doing Some Bullshit. I think Lesh or Pigpen or someone is going ham on a kazoo in one of these songs

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#115 Alice Coltrane Eternity (1975) Fav Track: Om Supreme Om Supreme a real contender for best devotional song In General. Maybe I would have kept going to church if I got to sing "California" in a crazy 11-part harmony and also church wasn't evil

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#114 Cass Elliot Cass Elliot (1972) Fav Track: Jesus Was A Cross Maker When that "what celebrity do you look like" app thing was going around a while back, it said I looked like Cass Elliot, and I think that's the only time in my life I've been sincerely flattered by my appearance. RIP queen💔

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#113 Chad Van Gaalen Lost Harmonies (2020) Fav Track: Shapeless Realmz I'll be honest - I was on some pretty heavy-duty cold medicine when I listened through this the first time, and I remember wanting to post a review that said "rock and roll, man 🤘 rock and fuckin roll" but not much else.

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#112 Neil Young + Crazy Horse Ragged Glory (1990) Fav Track: Over and Over I'll be honest, I was a little surprised that Neil Young had a song called "Fuckin' Up". Neil, you can't say that... well, I guess you can. It's a crazy world these of freaking days.

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#111 Pet Shop Boys Actually (1987) Fav Track: It's a Sin Really groovy synths on this one :) Ennio Morricone helped write a song on this one? Ennio Morricone? Doodle-doodle-dooooo, wah wah wahhhhh? It's a small world after all, goddamn

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weird to think that the inside of the human stomach is, topologically speaking, on the outside of the human body

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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 05/10/2026

What's going to really annoy me are going to be Americans ignorantly trying to map their ideas about "thermostatic opinion" or whatever to Brazil, ignoring that toxic US-backed fascists own 90% of media in the country and poured dark money into this election.

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One thing about Trump is that he has no policies, only marketing, and also his idea of marketing is calling something "good". He wants $20B so he writes himself a check for $20B and to make sure people like it, he calls it The Most Wonderful Act

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.

Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth

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janie @angels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

paycheck hit going to the renaissance fair like ok bring out the enlightenment

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Skeleton in a Human Suit @ladambell.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Enjoy

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Enkiko bunny 🎃🐇🔞 @enkikobunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026

an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Probably a smart idea. People love North Ohio. It’s all we talk about “god I wish I could visit North Ohio”

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

DAMN! LIFES SO SQUART! FUCK IT! OEGAMIOM ON THE COURT :-) FUCK IT ,LOVE TO FISHURF WITH MY LAWYER THOUGH! FUCK IT ,IM GETTING HONEY FOR THE MONTH

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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 02/10/2026

okay i'm going to just say one more thing and try to move on with my life. "what do we do about jacob geller?" i mean, who's... uh, who's we? if you were a fan, you just move on, man. live your life. protect your people. this is not about you.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a year

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at

a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.

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Orangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think most of my problems stem from the fact that in my last life, I was a lab animal, but specifically I was one during the period where the Western scientific consensus was "animals feel no pain and do things arbitrarily"

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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.

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