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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke

@daveclarke.bsky.social
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"A stone cold professional" - @transmoleman.bsky.social Im an illustrator, you can see my work at Daveclarke.artstation.com. I'm available for commissions, send me a DM

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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 13h
One must imagine shrodingers cat happy
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting fucking sick of every media company cancelling everything after the first season
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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Some future travelers commisiones by the lovely @4everal1cooking.bsky.social
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turns out I never posted about the time I painted some mtg tokens
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Oh I'm allowed to post more than one? here's some more stuff
A woman holding a smashed sculpture head
A man jumping over a table at an outdoor Cafe while being shot atA warm house full of people escaping from the snowA man in the stormy waves watching his boat being crushed
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
COMING SOON: David Shen is a hotshot cop with a dangerous white whale case: the most dangerous assassin in the world, who saved his life while he worked undercover. When he falls in love with Lily Koster, a girl who is much more than she appears, he gets much closer to the case than he ever imagined
A pulp-inspired cover in which a police officer holds a M1911 pistol at the ready, his shirt half-tucked and a tattoo of a teenage girl visible on his left forearm against the backdrop of a superimposed key. In the foreground is a kneeling demon-looking girl with a broken horn under a spotlight, wearing a bulky black hoodie, white skirt and thigh-high stockings in the trans pride colours. In the background is a figure dressed in a black cloak and wide-brimmed hat and luminescent blue eyes holding a sword menacingly. The cover reads "Made of Stardust by Merryn Armstrong, cover by Dave Clarke" in a preppy font.
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Commissioned by the great @daveclarke.bsky.social This one is a while in the mix but uh, this is arguably the darkest one.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Felt compelled to paint Austin Powers for some reason
Painting of Austin Powers in his blue suit pointing a gun with four ladies dancing behind him and the words "austin powers" over the background in psychedelic wobbly letters
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listening to @savantgardepod.bsky.social got me pondering the mind of Shaun Murphy
Painting of a wizard staring at a floating head of Dr. Shaun Murphy from ABC's The Good Doctor. The back of the wizards chair says "Savant Garde podcast, with Lucy Valentine & Jesse Black". Words with bits from the podcast are floating around the Shaun Murphy's head.
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Ursula Dorada @sulamoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As recompensas da área de membros de Setembro já estão disponíveis <3 Quer ver o processo completo dessa peça? Corre lá!
Um elfo roxo sentado num trono de caveiras de carneiro, segura uma taça metálica enquanto olha pra câmera.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pluribus is basically what if the entire world was autistic except for the bitchiest neurotypical
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
commision @tribunato.bsky.social who always commisions me some of my best work. "Toads are specifically born out of deprivation and unfulfilled material needs, this particular sin has fused with person who created it to become a sort of monstrous humanoid." for the campaign they are running.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I regret to inform you that im basic
A grid of 9 games: magic arena, dark souls, hitman: world of assassination, death stranding, majoras mask, kotor2, crash bandicoot 2, smash bros mele, halo 1
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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dragon in the market
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being right is the most common cause of being blocked. #soceity
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Step aside "cellar door", he comes "Macklemore Debacle"
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Same, bestie
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Justin Pot @justinpot.com · 10/09/2026
pro tip: tell your boss the AI said you’ll be more efficient at home and see which one of their irrational beliefs wins out
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tfw youve got a good idea for a post
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Painting of austin powers on a green background
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Ares @stormeris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[ ORIGINAL ] in a horse mood #myart
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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
fake #portfolioday (everyday is portfolio day when you are looking for work) I am Catomika and I do traditional art for games, books and books about games. Also do comics but those are more for me. I work in an insane range of style. catomika.carrd.co catergerbasi@gmail.com
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Felt compelled to paint Austin Powers for some reason
Painting of Austin Powers in his blue suit pointing a gun with four ladies dancing behind him and the words "austin powers" over the background in psychedelic wobbly letters
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When youre mean to me this is who youre bullying
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ella has a ball and maddie is angry about that
Ella sitting calmly on a lounge with a ball and maddie next to her barking
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Félix the Rover @therovercomics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
European artists! The EU commission is opening a feedback on the use of AI in the cultural and creative fields. Their vision is clearly pro-use of AI, but we clearly have an opportunity to push back: ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet...
ec.europa.eu
European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 03/09/2026
I do find it hard to believe that people somehow don't get there's a qualitative (and quantitative!) difference between, say, fanfic, and extremely well funded tech operations vacuuming up all public domain and private knowledge to sell back to you for an obscene profit
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love getting rejection letters from potential employers every day, its doing good things to my brain
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sexy lady asks me what ive been reading lately and i blurt out "facial cues, and quite easily btw"
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At the center of my message to faculty yesterday was: 1.) We may not be adequately prepared for how angry students are about tech. 2.) They are not all angry for the same reasons. 3.) Being angry at it doesn’t mean they aren’t using it. The sense of entrapment fuels the anger.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hurting my neck from tilting my head up to look Reacher in the eyes: "get out of my way, fuckface!"
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is way less appealing to me after getting dogs.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Maddie is trying to break Ella out of timeout
A crate with blankets on it and Ella in it, Maddie is outside the crate chewing on its bars
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Its rainy outside but the girls are making their own fun indoors
Ella and maddie on a lounge, ella is smiling at the camera
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maddie is in timeout
Maddie biting the bars of her crate
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So is Dungeon Crawler Carl just millenial Ready Player One?
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Punished for asking questions, this is probably how socrates felt
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My two dogs laying on the bed
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Self discovery is bullshit, unless you discover that youre exactly what people want and expect
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A more cowardly series would just ignore the issue of conflicting afterlifes when doing a crossover but kingdom hearts brings it up in the trailer
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Explaining to future generations that "it was a different time" and "we were still on a single digit version of woke"
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The entire genre of first person shooters. Thinking about sightlines, positioning, ping, and reaction times just feels like meaningless fluff to me. And yes i know its weird to hear someone as into Magic: The Gathering as I am say that
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My review of the MtG Hobbit set: its like if Lorwyn Eclipsed (a bad set) was even worse.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Star Trek TOS s1e3 - Charlie X. Still adjusting to the 60s-ness of it all but I still dont think this was a good ep. Something weird but not taxing on the special effects shows up, does some strange things, then randomly resolves itself. Also Kirk explains why you cant slap women on the ass, poorly.
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Logging on
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They should give northernlion a $11m studio to do screw up isaac runs in
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gluck Will Gluck
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