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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month you buncha queers
Inside you are two bricks:
Throw me at a Fascist
Use me to build community
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faith @girlcel-underscore.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
rettex
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faith @girlcel-underscore.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
really? forgot 9/11 already??
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2025
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head theonion.com/health-speculations-sw…
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read:
 

When lonely nights turn bonely

Secret Sex Skeleton

PORRIDGE FIRM
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
elon musk has refused to use proper gaydar, insisting he can tell strictly from image processing
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
>cheat on wife >feel bad, stop >get horny again >get her blessing for an open relationship >chicken out >cheat on her anyway >get another girl pregnant >get wife pregnant as well >get divorced >keep sleeping with ex-wife anyway >raise both children >get brunch with both baby mamas built different
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2025
elon musk was in this room wearing this t-shirt he found on amazon like 2 weeks ago lmfao
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 07/02/2025
playing balatro muted, listening to something else, feels impossible. on the level of muting guitar hero so you can listen to a podcast while you play.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This will line up nicely with his commitment to also not work on his game for two years lmao. Such a fucking loser
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
the digital town square is on to something
Trending in United States
Elon is a Nazi
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Weapo @weapo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
When I did the math, I couldn't believe what I discovered.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2025
this is going to become real soon
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Ningendo GirlBoy™️ @mrnotfresh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
hitting her prostate with the cocking finger
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Mistress Max @habadomina.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I made a gingerbread panopticon
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
congressmen venmoing minors with the message "👉👌" our pedophiles used to be smarter! they literally invented bitcoin
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There's one objectively correct answer here.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/12/2024
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
A six-panel cartoon titled "real and implied birds". In the two panels in the top row, there's a rough legged-hawk sailing through the sky, next to a smooth legged hawk, which has smooth human legs. In the second row, there's a great-crested flycatcher looking dapper, next to an ok-crested flycatcher that has just a slightly less nice crest. In the third row, there's a mountain chickadee standing up on stones, next to a valley chickadee peeking out from a dip between stones. In the fourth row, there's a least bittern standing in some reeds, next to a most bittern that is enormous and stomping through a city, with people running in fear, helicopters overhead, and an overturned car on fire.
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
[approaching a 400 foot tall bleeding cow statue in a fromsoft game] *player message* first off, moo
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Michael Caterino @mcaterino.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
chat is this real
not a pipe
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.
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atra •,• @pythianpup.stygiansli.me · 12/12/2024
*slenderman voice* READ MY YURI
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
apollo’s gift of prophecy
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
everyone who gets a claim denied mysteriously gets this in the mail
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I suffer-a from-a da back pain I shoot-a the ceo
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Richard “Freak-Out” Gomez @starmansart.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Timothy Chalamet on the Muppet Show
Sweetums sits with Timothy Chalamet and Kermit the Frog. Sweetums says, “Kill Twink With Rock!” and Kermit says “Sweetums, No!”. Timothy Chalamet sits and does nothing because he’s coin operated.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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heavy team fortres 2 @heavyfortres.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
new videos like these is how we know we’re in actual dire need of an update
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
*loading a gun* I am going to show you all the true meaning of christmas
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"
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peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me fumbling the Ron Perlman category on Jeopardy:
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Twitter? More like shitter @anthilleater.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
crazy how the last time i used this site it was a year ago and exactly 0 things have changed
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Twitter? More like shitter @anthilleater.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
All my favorite porn artists and sex workers are moving here so ig I'll use this app more
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Twitter? More like shitter @anthilleater.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Now that I've created a bluesky account, there only one thing that I need to do I am a faggot
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