peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 12hTelling a drunk father at your neighbor's BBQ that he looks like Dustin Pedroia is basically the highest compliment you can pay a man 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Packers fans are like "Sell the team!" Buddy, that's on you 010
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A team so committed to failure that they screwed up naming a puppy 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Death, taxes, and the Washington Football Team destroying skinny QBs 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everyone is always like "Don't explore the ancient ruins! They're cursed!" No one is ever like "Hey, thanks for planning a really interesting day trip!" 030
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"This game is a love letter to fans of the Wolverine character" Have fun, freaks! 010
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I'm ever hunted by a legendary hitman in a Russian bathhouse, just kill me. I will NOT be fleeing through the adjoining nightclub in a towel. 020
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hundreds topple to their death when asked to look under their seats 090
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Our elderly are talking to AI Our elderly are falling in love with AI Our elderly are storming Boston Dynamics to secure robot bodies for their AI lovers 030
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Facebook is a bunch of bullshit and the pure, pulsating essence of America 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I give you my people's most powerful blessing: May they never discontinue your favorite Puma sneaker 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Washington Post going so hard in their Stella Lefty defense you gotta wonder which Bezos kid is about to drop a Ska album 010
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We're eliminating the scourge of deep dish from the eastern seaboard 2038917
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026every generation gets the Dave Matthews Band they deserve 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And I'm proud to be an American Because at least I know I'm free 080
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Every actor who lost money with Madoff is trying to get you to change your phone service 000
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Broke the news that Dolly Parton died to my therapist and he took it much harder than I was expecting 040
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026About 15 hours into a Witcher 3 playthrough and of course, www.ign.com/articles/the...ign.comThe Witcher 3 Remastered Launches September as a Free Upgrade for Existing OwnersCD Projekt Red has announced The Witcher 3 Remastered, coming as a free upgrade to all owners next month. 020
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ironically if she had stayed in school, she might understand why they didn't let her walk 040
peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow will not rest until all of America is aware of their particular proclivities 000
