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horse dentist

@horsedentist.bsky.social
2.2K followers 100 following 89 posts

horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted

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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
this is what i imagine dark maga hats look like
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
dream blunt rotation
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
this rizz >>>
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
excuse me
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
cats deserve cigarettes, as a treat
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
can i come over and just do this
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
this rizz >>>
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
three “n”s - it’s undeniable!
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
found an enemy
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
didn’t ask + don’t care + CURSE OF RA 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀆𓀇 𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i eat pussy with this
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
beautiful women named tornado warning seek shelter are messaging me
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
me going nonverbal at the function
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
me when i fucking GET YOU
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
drank this and my knees no longer crack and my joints move sooooo smooth
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
bro is fucked
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
apollo’s gift of prophecy
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
this place lowkey playing some bangers
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
when i say i’m bouncing on it this is what i mean
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
me too
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
plans for the day
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
consistency is key
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
my gf leaves this in my enclosure so i can have some enrichment while she’s away
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
big things happening in detroit
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this place is a fucking prison
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
my girl sprays this in my enclosure when i post good
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
here we see a family of crab rangoons grazing in their natural habitat
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
clocking in today
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
working retail
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
what the fuck does this mean
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
me at the job i begged god for
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese’s ballsack
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
me every time i have a tummyache
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
sorry bro, we gotta do what the sign says, i really don’t want to get in trouble
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
friends: bro wanna go to the garden later and get some pollen? me: ok but i can only stay for a couple also me, 6 hours later, 12 flowers deep:
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
needed this so bad laffy taffy
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
my girl sprays this into my enclosure when i skeet good
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
guy on the spectrum whose special interest is getting really high and scared
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
using the konami code on the pussy
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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horse dentist @horsedentist.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
sometimes this is breakfast
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