Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m doing a final gallop of my debut comedy hour ‘How To Juggle A Ferret’ at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) at 1:45pm if you and/ or your fleas fancy it. 141
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To humans he is “Stuart Little”, but to his fellow mice he is known as “Stuart Normal-Sized” 010
Reposted by Anna ThomasAberystwyth Comedy Festival @abercomedyfest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In her debut hour, Anna recounts tales of hibernation, loss and what to do when life gives you ferrets. Winner of the BBC New Comedy Award. 🌟 Anna Thomas - How To Juggle A Ferret 📅 Sun 4 Oct | 1:45pm 📍 Aberystwyth Arts Centre - Studio 🎟 £10 | abercomedyfest.co.uk 061
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why did we stop at Dalmatians? I, for one, would like to see a family film about 101 Komodo Dragons 161
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026101 Dalmations is so unrealistic, like where’s all the dog poo??? 130
Reposted by Anna ThomasCameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you're at Aberystwyth Comedy Festival on Sunday, there are just the last few tickets left for the Channel 4 Comedy Lab Cymru showcase! Come and see Ian Smith, Christy Coysh, Caryl Burke and more perform a sitcom I wrote! Laugh generously and often! abercomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/co...abercomedyfest.co.ukAberystwyth Comedy Festival | Comedy Lab Cymru – Channel 4 showcase 144
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every day I invent a new dance. I keep them to myself. I’m not in it for the fame 0496
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had a lovely time Unspeakable-ing on Radio 4. It's available to listen to on BBC Sounds right now or you can listen to it on Radio 4 on Sunday at 12:30. 📻🦡 130
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(First person being told about werewolves): Look, I just don’t know where you can find wolves man 030
Reposted by Anna ThomasJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about! 1562616416
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Singles in your area are gathering ominously under your porch 310914
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves 23959156
Reposted by Anna ThomasAndy Watts @andywatts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026waiters ask me if I have room for dessert, but never if I have room for starters or mains. did it occur to you guys I may not be hungry at all? 021
Reposted by Anna ThomasAndy Watts @andywatts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026blowing a kiss across the room towards my emperor's feet <3 001
Reposted by Anna ThomasAndy Watts @andywatts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There should be a carriage on every train only for people who want to nostalgically look out the window 001
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'd like to add you to my professional network, but I won't. I'd like to, though. I dream about it 0343
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101188270
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026RN = Rumplestiltskin Near BRB = Bye, Rumplestiltskin’s B’arrived JK = Just Know (Rumplestiltskin’s Probably Nearby) 020
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026LOL = Lords Overtly Leaping ROFL = Really Overtly Flipping Leaping LMAO = Lords, man. Always overt(ly Leaping) 0102
Reposted by Anna ThomasIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We used to have fun, didn't we? 1281377
Reposted by Anna ThomasRobin Morgan @robinjmorgan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Another week, another News On The Street. Jokes by me and the fab @cloxdale.bsky.social. #news #comedy #topicalcomedy #funny #harryandmeghan 0104
Reposted by Anna ThomasCameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Listening to an audiobook on how to be present and appreciate the current moment at 1.9 speed so I can tick it off and get onto something else 0134
Reposted by Anna ThomasCameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Had SUCH a great time performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this year but now questioning my decision to add the extra six weeks onto the run. Still, would be thrilled to see you every night 11.45pm at the Gogar Jokehouse (previously PWYW now I pay you £5 as the show is getting worse) 092
Reposted by Anna Thomasmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Top scientists agree: A fire truck is a loud red car with a ladder on its head 210718
Reposted by Anna Thomasvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026,, ′.,′ ,.′ ., ′,.,.′ ,.′ , ′., ,′.. ,, .,′. ′.,. , ′.,,′ ,′., ′., ′., ,′. , .,. .,′ ′.,′ ., ′, ,′,′.,′ ,.. ′., ,′ ,. ,, _____ .,′ .′,′. ′,, ′,,′ .′,′., ..′. ___/ ,.′ ,.,′., ,′. ,.′, .,′ ,.′. ,′, / 🦧 .′ ′′.′,,′. ,.′′ ,.′, ,′. ′,.,, orangutan shelters from the rain 131040231
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Anyone think how much easier things would be if they were a cheeky little lad? Just a scamp. Doing the exact same things, but as a silly cheeky little rapscallion of a boy? Forget pretty privilege, I think it’s all about cheeky lad license 1100
Reposted by Anna Thomasterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Butter that only softens when someone utters a kind word 317932
Reposted by Anna Thomasm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 31/08/2026muppets christmas carol II: large tim 0255
Reposted by Anna Thomasvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026. . ・ ∙ . ∙ ・ . . . ・ ・ . . . ∙ . ・ 🦉 . ∙ ・ . . . ∙ . ・ ∙ || . ・ ∙ . ∙ . . . . || . ∙ . . ・ ∙ ∙ ・ 🐀 owl hunts from a fence post in a gentle snow 314815
Reposted by Anna Thomasvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026・ ∙ • ∙ • .,..,. 🐘 .,. 🐘 ,,..,. elephants sleep under cassiopeia 516331
Reposted by Anna ThomasMr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Listen up, I deleted this piece earlier because it doesn't ring true in my heart. Our boy wouldn't lie about the cha-cha. He rolled his ankle doing the cha-cha. That's what happened and there's no reason to hide it. No more lies. 172020187
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Give a man a fish, and the two will team up to fight crime. Villains of the land and sea alike fear their powers 0629
Reposted by Anna ThomasCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is what we gave up for flatscreen TVs. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 823729390
Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Having a reviewer sat directly in eye line during a show should be a round in the ADHD Olympics. Christ alive. Was like being asked to rub my belly, tap my head and do a stand-up routine all at the same time. 180
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts 91401305
Reposted by Anna ThomasWhat's in the Box? @whtsnthbx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026On today's show, Anna performed slam cat poetry, Katie flyered on the Royal Mile and Demi knew the name of every Prime Minister. More nonsense tomorrow. 052
Reposted by Anna ThomasWhat's in the Box? @whtsnthbx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026WHAT'S IN THE BOX? SATURDAY 22ND AUGUST Featuring... 📦 DEMI ADEJUYIGBE @electrolemon.bsky.social 📦 ANNA THOMAS @annathommy.bsky.social 📦 KATIE MITCHELL 12pm, Southsider, W Richmond St. Bring something! #edfringe 041
Reposted by Anna Thomasjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/06/2025It's called the while west because it happened a while ago 201556254
Reposted by Anna Thomasmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms 124667999
Reposted by Anna Thomasm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside 131999298
Reposted by Anna Thomaslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Food critic pausing for 30 seconds to think then typing the word tasty 112917
Reposted by Anna ThomasCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/08/2026KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907. 534680650
Reposted by Anna Thomasdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Life is short. Hug your friends. Pat strangers on the back. Tickle a tree 1325