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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 9h
Back in my Marmite days. One day I’ll think back on these times, and my memories will have a sepia hue (because of all the marmite)
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not got much to offer today. I’m thinking about posting “In an alternative universe, KitKats are called ‘DigDogs’”, but I’m not sure. Might sit on that one for a bit longer, let it percolate.
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Precisely!!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aw great, so now I have to answer calls from unknown numbers not only because I might have won a radio competition but also because it might be the Nobel committee trying to tell me I’ve won the Nobel Peace Prize??? Never-ending!!
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I ever have children, I’m going to teach them to hold onto me like this. Then, when the time comes, we will enter Ninja Warrior as a family.
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will also be chattting films today at Misogynist Film Club at 2pm, and chatting history and our memories of historical events at the ‘I’m So Not Over It’ podcast record tomorrow at 7:45pm! Bloooming love Aberystwyth Comedy Festival 💚 @abercomedyfest.bsky.social
A picture with all the info for the Misogynist Film Club show at Aber Comedy Fest 

The text reads: 

Aberystwyth Comedy Festival, 2nd-4th October 2026.

The Misogynist Film Club
Saturday 03 October 
14:00
£12
Aberystwyth Arts Centre - Cinema

The Little Wander logo is in the bottom right hand corner A picture with all the info for the Im So Not Over It podcast recording at Aber Comedy Fest

The text reads:

Aberystwyth Comedy Festival 
02-04 October 2026 

I’m So Not Over It (Live Record) 
Esyllt Sears & Gareth Gwynn 
Sun 04 October 
19:45
£8
Aberystwyth Arts Centre - 2D Room 

The Little Wander logo is in the bottom right hand corner
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m doing a final gallop of my debut comedy hour ‘How To Juggle A Ferret’ at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) at 1:45pm if you and/ or your fleas fancy it.
A picture of me with a ferret teddy on my shoulder. The text is handwritten and scribble and it reads “HOW TO JUGGLE A FERRET @ Aberystwyth Comedy Festival. Last showing.”A picture with lots of photos of my hand holding the ferret teddy again, all in a circle with the arms reaching in with the ferret teddies from the edges. The text reads “SUNDAY 4th OCTOBER. 1:45pm. ABERYSTWYTH ARTS CENTRE.”A photo of the ferret teddy’s bum. The text reads: 

“THE GUARDIAN'S TOP 10 FUNNIEST JOKES FROM THE EDINBURGH FRINGE
2026. 

JOKE of THE FRINGE FINALIST @ THE ISH* EDINBURGH COMEDY AWARDS. 

THE TELEGRAPH'S FUNNIEST JOKES OF THE EDINBURGH FRINGE 2026. 

THE LONDON ARTS FACILITATION SOCIETY'S BANNERET AWARD NOMINEE.”Picture of the ferret teddy’s face popping in. The text reads:

"ENDEARINGLY DAFT"
- The Scotsman

"WARMTH, UNPREDICTABILITY, AND LIGHTNING FAST RESPONSES"
- Five Stars Pending

"THERE'S A LOT TO LIKE ABOUT
'HOW TO JUGGLE A FERRET' WHICH MAKES THIS AN ENJOYABLE HOUR AND A PROMISING DEBUT”
- Broadway Baby

"LOTS of JOKES (ONE OF WHICH IS MY FAVOURITE OF THE FRINGE SO FAR) AND SOME REAL HEART TOO"
- Three WeeKs
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To humans he is “Stuart Little”, but to his fellow mice he is known as “Stuart Normal-Sized”
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Aberystwyth Comedy Festival @abercomedyfest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In her debut hour, Anna recounts tales of hibernation, loss and what to do when life gives you ferrets. Winner of the BBC New Comedy Award. 🌟 Anna Thomas - How To Juggle A Ferret 📅 Sun 4 Oct | 1:45pm 📍 Aberystwyth Arts Centre - Studio 🎟 £10 | abercomedyfest.co.uk
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why stop at 101 too? Show me 102 Komodo Dragons
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly, the roses would be a-blooming
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly, plus a giraffe pooing must be such an event. It’d be difficult to not spot a giraffe pooing in you living room, but to spot a pooing dog in a sea of Dalmatians? Like spotting a poo in a haystack
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well, if it was realistic he wouldn’t be able to reach the piano for all the dog poo
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did we stop at Dalmatians? I, for one, would like to see a family film about 101 Komodo Dragons
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve had a think about this and I think 101 dogs as I would rather change one big giraffe nappy than pick up the poos of 101 dogs
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’d need a skip to sort out that amount of Dalmation poo, are you having a giraffe???
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
101 Dalmations is so unrealistic, like where’s all the dog poo???
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're at Aberystwyth Comedy Festival on Sunday, there are just the last few tickets left for the Channel 4 Comedy Lab Cymru showcase! Come and see Ian Smith, Christy Coysh, Caryl Burke and more perform a sitcom I wrote! Laugh generously and often! abercomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/co...
abercomedyfest.co.uk
Aberystwyth Comedy Festival | Comedy Lab Cymru – Channel 4 showcase
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day I invent a new dance. I keep them to myself. I’m not in it for the fame
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you saw the 12 million other iterations of this post, no you didn’t. Until Bluesky gets an edit button, I am considering stopping posting on here and just shouting these things at passersby outside Big Tesco instead.
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a lovely time Unspeakable-ing on Radio 4. It's available to listen to on BBC Sounds right now or you can listen to it on Radio 4 on Sunday at 12:30. 📻🦡
Post with info about the episode of Unspeakable I was on.

The episode details are:
Episode 4, Series 4
Should You Help a Pigeon?
Radio 4 • 21 Sep 2026 • 28 mins
Available for over a year


In this episode we hear Jon Culshaw's word for the the passage of autumn into winter, Mark Steel's description for unnecessary announcements, and Anna Thomas's invention for when your feelings of empathy for someone or something actually lands you in trouble.
There's also a photo of the Unspeakable logo (?) or title slate (?) thing, not sure what to call it, but it shows the show's hosts Phil Wang and Susie Dent stood back to back in front of a book shelve. Above them is the BBC logo and in front of them is the show title 'Unspeakable'
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(First person being told about werewolves): Look, I just don’t know where you can find wolves man
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Will knock around the houses Wales to let my people know IMMEDIATELY 😌
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Singles in your area are gathering ominously under your porch
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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Andy Watts @andywatts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
waiters ask me if I have room for dessert, but never if I have room for starters or mains. did it occur to you guys I may not be hungry at all?
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Andy Watts @andywatts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blowing a kiss across the room towards my emperor's feet <3
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Andy Watts @andywatts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There should be a carriage on every train only for people who want to nostalgically look out the window
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 21/09/2026
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'd like to add you to my professional network, but I won't. I'd like to, though. I dream about it
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RN = Rumplestiltskin Near BRB = Bye, Rumplestiltskin’s B’arrived JK = Just Know (Rumplestiltskin’s Probably Nearby)
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LOL = Lords Overtly Leaping ROFL = Really Overtly Flipping Leaping LMAO = Lords, man. Always overt(ly Leaping)
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lovely bit of toe sushi 🩵
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now, are these Sea Hawks under water whilst they play this football or are they amphibious?
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We used to have fun, didn't we?
A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):

[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened
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Robin Morgan @robinjmorgan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another week, another News On The Street. Jokes by me and the fab @cloxdale.bsky.social. #news #comedy #topicalcomedy #funny #harryandmeghan
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listening to an audiobook on how to be present and appreciate the current moment at 1.9 speed so I can tick it off and get onto something else
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pencil on paper. A man in a sweater leans out of his apartment window with his hand on his heart and yells out for everyone to hear, “There’s music in my heart again.” A woman leans out from her window a floor below him and says, “Sing us a song, sweater boy.” Artist’s note: I was emerging from a long stretch of moodiness when I made this one. For a moment, I was sweater boy.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had SUCH a great time performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this year but now questioning my decision to add the extra six weeks onto the run. Still, would be thrilled to see you every night 11.45pm at the Gogar Jokehouse (previously PWYW now I pay you £5 as the show is getting worse)
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Top scientists agree: A fire truck is a loud red car with a ladder on its head
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nando’s and Vimto and Cheeky Girls CDs
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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He’s just too cheeky, m’Lord!!! (You cheekily sneak out of the courtroom, giggling away as a member of the jury stands up and pulls out a trumpet, on which they start playing ‘Spanish Flea’)
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyone think how much easier things would be if they were a cheeky little lad? Just a scamp. Doing the exact same things, but as a silly cheeky little rapscallion of a boy? Forget pretty privilege, I think it’s all about cheeky lad license
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Butter that only softens when someone utters a kind word
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
muppets christmas carol II: large tim
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