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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Ok I'm back on here giving it another try. Hello, kind people.

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Stop lying nobody uses pipe cleaners to clean pipes

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years and when I do hoo boy is she going to see why.

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Why am I blocking assholes on here how did they get here who invited them

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Being A Complete Fuckup

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

In Canada at our Black Friday sales we fight to see who gets to hold the door open for others

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Happy Thanksgiving to all our friends south of the border! *also known to us Canadians as THERE IS NOTHING NEW ON TV day

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TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

“Eyes Without a Face” but Bob Dylan voice

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

If you only learn one thing in life, you should probably start paying a little more attention.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Just got back from talking to my therapist. He was ecstatic with the new Mercedes I bought for him.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Feelings that come back are feelings that never left...

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

The swoops in my signature are so violent that I put several pen marks on my mortgage lender.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Monster Plectrum is a kicking energy drink formulated especially for speed guitarists and blended with vitamins E, B, G, D, A, and E.

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Next time you call those living on the streets junkies just think about my clients pulling their entire lives in shopping carts trying to get to the bottle depot while their lips and hands are white with frostbite

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

If you get upset when protesters block traffic, holy shit are you going to hate climate change.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

today just isn't a day where being grown up in any form suits me.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

Truth be told I sometimes use big words I don't fully understand just to make me sound cleverer and more ambidextrous.

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

For zero dollars I will come to your house and straighten all your pictures

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

follow me, I look like this

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Follow me, I look like this

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and for my dad to take me off his "Funny Forwards" list.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

I get all my fibre from chewing through the pressboard in my shared office space.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

I’m in my villain era (only said “thanks” instead of “thanks in advance” in my email to my boss)

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Facebook groups be like “I don’t like turkey. Can I substitute chicken in this recipe?” ABSOLUTELY NOT. Make it the exact way it was written or you can just go to jail.

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

What do people who post selfies everyday that look EXACTLY THE SAME want from us

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

Has to use the washroom at Costco and there was no toilet paper

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

*holding flashlight to face* And then I pressed......update all. *children screaming*

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

"Hey wanna go climb a wall?" -Weirdos

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

"let's dress all in black and walk the streets when it's dark!" -Everyone when I'm driving apparently

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

“You never know how it’s going to turn out” is an inspiring message my last boss said no diner wants to hear from their waiter.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

Crippling myself by trying to learn how to do a cartwheel at 37

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

Welp this is my annual rant when they replace the Billy Joel channel with Christmas music those fucking fucks NOBODY ASKED thank you that is all

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

My neighbors are getting pissed I haven't taken down my Daylight Saving decorations yet

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

STOP MAKING CAKES THAT LOOK LIKE REAL OBJECTS ITS GROSS

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

I want to meet my doppelganger so I can just point and laugh

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

Someone has their Christmas tree up I'M CALLING THE COPS

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Blocking people from now on who make snarky replies that aren't even good jokes and also they have a furry avi and probably don't bathe before a massage

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

Executive function? We don't host those here.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

Went to bed angry, woke up angry, angrily rinsing out my rock tumbler, will have some nice angry therapy later. It's the angry season, celebrate with your loved ones

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cathryn 💚 @angryraccoon.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Whatever, daylight saving I've been falling back my whole life

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♡ Becca ♡ @goodolebebs.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Sunday. The day of laundry and regrets.

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