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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

theonion.com/man-who-drin...

Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer

The Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t want to be dramatic but: tonight’s game will determine whether Ole Miss or LSU fans are destined for hell

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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this is Clemson's third game of the season and third lightning delay...at some point you have to wonder if there is a higher power sending a message

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Andy @andydport.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me most fall Saturdays for 30 years now:

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Andy @andydport.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why did we stop running the ball…

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Mikey in DFW @mdwdfw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is a sign of the apocalypse if you were wondering about that 10% chance that ai kills us all.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now theonion.com/pga-announces-golf-wil…

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/09/2026

There's now one thing that can get you tarred for antisemitism, and it is regrettably not even one of the things that actually constitutes antisemitism

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Men will get in 13 personnel and run straight into a brick wall instead of going to therapy

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 09/09/2026

Does anyone with more sophisticated media knowledge than mine understand why ESPN will burn endless cycles talking about tennis players' backgrounds/childhoods but will not ever, ever state that Pegula and Navarro are the children of billionaires, even when they're playing each other?

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Waylp, it ain’t called “Free Electricity University” now ain’t it.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2026

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment

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Danny V @dmv8286.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mr. Bowden I think we’re back in business!

Ellie Sattler shortly after turning the power back on for Jurassic Park, shortly before a Velociraptor jumps out from behind here and chases her out of the building.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

pretty meaningless gesture as most of us probably weren’t going to be drafted in the first round by the clippers between 2029 and 2033 anyway

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Andy @andydport.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

JUST LIKE WE DREW IT UP

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/08/2026

Based on metrics, not having Michael Lombardi around improves your team by approximately 40 points

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...