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Andy

@andy-matter.bsky.social
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Lowbie Twitter refugee dipshit. Woodsman, (once-was) newsman, union man. Courtesy flush evangelist. RTs are carved into a tree with a ‘lil heart around them.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social making sure you saw this 👇🏽
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nate abbott @n-abbott.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i have this condition. have had from youth. it is debilitating. sometimes i medicate to ease the issue. i am terrified for my future. it is not benign. and i wouldnt put an 80 year old with the condition in the senate
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nearly the entire media parroted Susan Collins' statement that she has a "Benign Essential Tremor." The correct medical term is "Essential Tremor" because it's not benign and coincides with higher rates of dementia www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-is-sus...
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Why Is Susan Collins Shaking?
It’s not because of the major media coverage
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
it's always funny when libs say "well what do you expect the Democrats to do" when they get sand kicked in their face by the republicans. "Look if you don't like it then vote in the next election that the supreme court will invalidate the results of!"
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
CIA Centrists are still Centrists unfortunately
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
2KILL 2MOCKINGBIRD
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Like, the takeaway here is, it's fake, gang. It's all fake. Hungary funneling cash to US conservatives. Tucker Carlson having fewer than 8,000 subscribers. Conservative streamers taking Putin money. Now Ben losing whatever teat he was suckling at. None of this is popular. It's just fucking LOUD.
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David S. Moon @daimoon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
All chanting: “Union! Union!”
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/05/2026
they should hire an 18 year old to play bond so we don’t have to do this again for another forty years
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Andy @andy-matter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Incredibly Battle Ground story lol
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the only “first responders” who deserve this treatment
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mediumvillain @mediumvillain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Love the prototypical BlueSky post "political violence is not how to enact change"--except for all the times it did throughout all of human history, including modern history that shaped current society, including the American right wing getting what they want through political violence right now
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I can only remember the coldest post of all time
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I kinda forgot about this guy. Sent 3 bombs to CNN and eight years later CNN anchors were dressing up in tuxes and gowns to go celebrate the president that encouraged the bombings.
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Andy @andy-matter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tech companies think that if you don’t live in a major city you aren’t human and should die
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NyyxVeil 🏳️‍🌈 @nyyxveil.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is the most stupidest thing PlayStation can do
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show
Tweet from :Acting AG Todd Blanche, reading "It's time to build the ballroom."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/04/2026
Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Everyone wants forums back until you have to DM some random guy who is gatekeeping the customer firmware for your disc drive that enables windows to read UHD discs
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/04/2026
One of the problems with technology today is if you're a millenial/xennial you remember when tech worked.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
youre laughing. a half sunk visage lies beside two trunkless legs of stone and you're laughing
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Anyone who works for a company” and it was the CEO of UnitedHealth Group, a private health insurance company that uses AI with a 90% error rate to intentionally deny claims so they can commit social murder on a mass scale
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So anyone who works for a company or has a belief system or supports an ideology Hasan Piker disagrees with can be murdered with impunity? All based on based on association or assumption? No due process? No questions asked?
This is disgusting, immoral and dangerous.
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In a new NYT interview, Hasan Piker says that many "understand" Luigi Mangione killing United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson because Thompson himself was guilty of "social murder"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/04/2026
Welcome to the office. Please fill out the same forms again on our iPad. Thank you
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/04/2026
Keep dumping on a movie called MICHAEL and I will keep picturing John Travolta with wings
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s been a real banner year for “that guy who gives off those vibes? Yes it turns out it was completely correct”
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I resent having to draw Alex Karp's sloppy hair. Being a slob is one of the few perks of being a poor nobody, like a cartoonist.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
And the White House Correspondents have already prepared their reply: “Yes sir, may I have another?”
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If you accurately recount Will's behavior on social media, he will threaten to sue you for libel
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
thinking of the pride and full nights of sleep on the part of, for example, the surviving family members of those the US murdered in wedding drone strikes at his direction
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Lawsuits aside, the threat of legal action is increasingly used on social media to shut down speech. It's becoming a real problem.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
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hColleen @hcolleen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) X-Files (1992-2002, 2016, 2016)
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a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt
Alt: Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully, a woman with red hair in a dark shirt facing the viewer over her shoulder and removing round wire-frame glasses with one hand.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
More proof that JD Vance has Zero Rizz: his sidepiece had to fake a threat to her life to get out of having to spend the evening with him, the stink of loser wafting off of him can kill flowers at this point www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...
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Secret Service determines no credible threats to UGA rally after Erika Kirk's cancellation, source says
The U.S. Secret Service determined there were no credible threats to Tuesday's Turning Point USA rally at the University of Georgia​, even as a planned co-appearance by Erika Kirk was canceled over un...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should
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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Spotted in Portland
Sticker of ice agent with baton and words "paid agitator"
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
was going to make a joke about Phil Mickelson but I can’t compete with the cold hard truth that he’s animorphing into the Caddyshack gopher
Phil MickelsonPhil mickelson gopher like Phil mickelson gopher like ok the phone Phil mickelson gopher like with sunglasses on
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The thing about Lindsay Graham is basically everyone knows he's gay and he's not really actively pretending otherwise even if he's not formally out so he can't really be called compromised, whereas Benny just abruptly started doing Ward Cleaver roleplay like five years ago
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Encase me in the pastaract
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Gal Gadot about to be acted off the screen by Clippy
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me
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Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 15/04/2026
I understand Pope fatigue (I was confirmed by a child molester) and to an extent it's a Let Them Fight situation but it's genuinely important and different that the Catholic Church, a major geopolitical actor with endless resources dating back millennia, is coming out hard against fascism this time
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is only chilling if you're detached from broader society rn lol. None of this should really shock anyone given the current stakes and issues and the fact our country is 330m people.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
There's a similar filtering dynamic with anyone who doesn't come from money in journalism. If you go to a nice enough school to get big name media gigs but you don't come from money, you either need to be an instant hit making 6 figures year one or you will leave the field for things that pay.
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