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Andrew Martin

@andrewishere.bsky.social
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I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects. You're all ghosts to me.

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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 12h
Might it be just be because of yet another tantrum by a petulant paedophile?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Repair Shop. Could have been a useful guide for people to restore and reuse old things. Instead, they made it a sentimental load of useless bullshit where people just cry over a fucking clock.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's ridiculous to say a modern song has broken the record for weeks at no.1 when charts are no longer based on physical sales. They should have started over in the streaming age and let the old songs that sold millions of actual copies keep their laurels.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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CLOZR 🔜 TwitchCon SD @clozrmusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have made a whopping $0.64 from my biggest song over the last 2 years. Awesome. 18k+ streams, $0.64.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just found an Osterhagen Key. Tempting to use it. #DoctorWho
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That was the last thing on my mind.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw Tesco have “Traitors” pyjamas in stock now. Who on Earth wants to go to bed with “traitor” emblazoned across their chest?!?
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Anthony Camber @anthonycamber.com · 30/09/2026
I'm looking for more reviews for Between Two Worlds. It's on Booksprout if you're a member there - free to join and review. "Everything I want and need from a sci-fi story" "I loved this book" "Clever, touching and engrossing" Claim a review copy here: booksprout.co/reviewer/rev... 📚👀🌈📚💙📚🌈🚀💫
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm.
Mrs. Slocombe being sultry on the telephone
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can’t wait for that Pedodent to be dumped or dead, not just for that country’s people, but so that the UK news just STFU about every vile thing he does/says. It was so nice and quiet when the other guy was in office.
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope #Spotify still enjoy what they helped enable. #ICE www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Spotify no longer running ICE recruitment ads, after US government campaign ends
The ad campaign ended in late 2025, the Swedish streaming giant confirmed, having previously said, despite protests, that it did not violate advertising policies
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Dan Hollingsworth @dhollingsworth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/5y0prFnG1e8?... Great choice for the album (at last!) launch: Spiky lyrics, those harmonies and a witchy funeral aesthetic.
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Sugababes - Ghost
YouTube video by SugababesVEVO
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is four years today since Liz Truss launched the budget that sent the financial markets into meltdown. Who could have guessed that someone who couldn't find their way out of a room might not be the best person to put in charge of a major economy?
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#currentmood #doctorwho
A Sontaran with a chocolate habit
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The Daily Dalek @thedailydalek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile on Zoom . . .
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The Daily Dalek @thedailydalek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meanwhile . . .
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes isn’t it all such jolly good fun! (is this journalism ?)
Three white privileged adults laughing at just how incredibly funny everything is right now.
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David Smith @avaragado.org · 22/09/2026
The very beginning?
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where are the SMALL TALK kids now, and when can we have a sequel like POLITIC TALK or BOOMER TALK?
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again?
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Anthony Camber @anthonycamber.com · 21/09/2026
Plus new buyers of Unstable Orbits get the first chapter of Between Two Worlds free at the end.
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Anthony Camber @anthonycamber.com · 21/09/2026
Price drop! I've dropped the prices for Unstable Orbits across the board, for Kindle and paperback. UK: Kindle £4.99→£3.99, paperback £10.99→£9.99 US: $6.99→$5.99, £13.99→$12.99 CA: $8.99→$6.99, $19.99→$17.99 EU: €5.99→€4.99, €13.99→€11.99 etc www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DXFJQ3B5 etc 📚👀🌈📚💙📚
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is appalling, and I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but… www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Deep cuts: how one Londoner’s fake vinyl empire sheds light on ‘industrial scale’ fraud
Thousands of knock-off records worth a fortune are being seized in the UK by anti-counterfeit police stings
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂🔥😂
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you genuinely believe that libraries negatively impact book sales, I don't even know what to say to you.
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David Smith @avaragado.org · 17/09/2026
We’ve held a village referendum
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𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚕𝚒 @rudolphucker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Haha
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"My dad worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table." "Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Piddington village green with Wicker Man
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David Smith @avaragado.org · 17/09/2026
Can someone wake up the ~1 journalist in BBC News with a science degree and ask them to remind their colleagues that CLIMATE AND WEATHER ARE DIFFERENT. Lead story in the Climate section: "getting a bit parky innit" Much farther down: "Climate change played role in Nepal-Tibet flood, study finds"
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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Josh El @ranchwilder86.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve booked a date with a dump on Friday.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jarvis is busy
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tuesday
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just as well the rapist Pedodent won his war in Iran 9 times then. Pheweee! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Iran war has led to US munitions shortfalls, Pentagon inspector confirms
The inspector also found a bottleneck in resupply, despite President Donald Trump's claims that US supplies are "virtually limitless".
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David Smith @avaragado.org · 14/09/2026
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
£72M of fascist cash is an awkward moment for all current and past governments to say is 'okay' as political donations from overseas economic migrants. Imagine all that could be done with £72M in healthcare, education etc. Instead it's now here to fund hate and propaganda.
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A United America is something that paedo cunt should focus on first.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man, I feel like a kitkat
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Coffeeplease Texans: Leopard Print Dance
ALT: Coffeeplease Texans: Leopard Print Dance
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Rhys Parton @rhysparton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Podcasts should go back to being audio only.
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