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Trumpton is a small town run by an egotistical Mayor who isn't really qualified for office, very much like the UK. Created by @mikedicks

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't very often ask you lot for favours - but would you all take the day off, dress like twats and protest outside Chichester Town Hall shouting "Refund Mike's Parking Fine!!!" Also, my Mum would like a new house
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Beth Cooper 🏏 @bethcooper.fyi · 21/09/2026
Um....who knew @trumpton.bsky.social had such authority?
A bluesky post from @Trumpton.bsky.social asking
Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again
Followed by John O'Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social saying
Looks like a widespread power cut across south Birmingham. Pop another 50p in the meter @nationalgrid.bsky.social
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again?
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saving wives ...
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What IS the point of all this?
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fáragë at the count #clacton #farage #binface
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have received information from Trumptonshire Police about a credible threat to my personal ego. I shall, very bravely, take their advice and hide under a table hugging myself asking myself why I thought a By-election was a good idea.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now we go LIVE to the Count in Clacton ... #Binface #Clacton #Farage #FarageCoward
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Farage in last ditch attempt to beat Binface ...
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James Southern @james.fieldleveltech.org · 13/08/2026
So Sam (@tzartzam.bsky.social) has kindly let us at @fieldleveltech.org digitize his most recent and excellent roll and write board game. poll-and-write.uk While you're waiting for the count tonight. And if you think you know who's going to call it on: called-it.uk/election/par... (My bet is Bin)
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Poll & Write Clacton: The Binface By-election
Play the print-and-play by-election online with a friend. Share a room code, pick Farage or Count Binface, and win Clacton's voters before bin day. No accounts.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Totally Eclipsed
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Establishment candidate? You decide. A side-by-side breakdown comparing Nigel Paul Farage and Jonathan David Harvey (aka Count Binface). #TheTrumptonProject #NigelFarage #CountBinface #UKPolitics #satire
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
CLACTONS!!! Binface Needs You! youtube.com/shorts/G4V8o...
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CLACTONS! COUNT BINFACE NEEDS YOU
YouTube video by Trumpton Broadcast Company
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
CLACTONS! Thursday 13th August @countbinface.bsky.social WANTS YOU!
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fáragë announces another By-election in Clacton ... #farage #binface #clacton
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bins Assemble #clacton #binface #farage
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Bin in the White Suit. @CountBinface #binface #ClactonOnSea #farage
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NOT SO FAST FARAGE!
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"When are you planning to tell them about the Vogon's plan to destroy the planet if Farage wins?" #Binface
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stop the Scrotes #stopthescrotes #stoptheboats #binface
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Clacton by-election holiday camp - send Farage to Jail. #Binface #Farage #clacton
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Democracy is SO bracing. @countbinface.bsky.social #clacton #binface #byelection
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've designed an appropriately recycled, appropriately British, spaceship for @countbinface.bsky.social - can you spot the homages to British Sc-Fi?
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In his inaugural speech as Labour leader, Andy Burnham argued that Britain took a series of wrong turns during the 1980s by centralizing political power and privatizing essential infrastructure, marking a decisive shift away from that era toward a new, "authentically Labour" direction.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England fans surprised by announcement of new coach ...
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Everything is Awful. youtube.com/watch?v=kJay...
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Everything is Awful
YouTube video by Trumpton Broadcast Company
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Everything is truly Awful. #clacton #binface #farage #lego youtube.com/watch?v=kJay...
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Everything is Awful
YouTube video by Trumpton Broadcast Company
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Binned
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Clacton Vote - ♪♪Everything is Awful...♪♪
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Lego Bin #Binface #lego
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If Farage lays a wreath and there are no TV cameras there to see him, would he bother laying the wreath at all?
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Following the main political parties' coordinated refusal to contest Nigel Farage's self-triggered Clacton by-election, satirical candidate Count Binface has surged to become the second favourite to win the seat.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We are Binface - We are Legion @countbinface.bsky.social
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Personally, I find all these people jumping on the @countbinface.bsky.social meme distasteful. Anyway, here's my new profile pictures ...
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Farage reveals his strategy to beat Count Binface
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nigel isn't working. Clacton's better off with @countbinface.bsky.social
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Gaynor @iammrsdrake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This *needs* to be Count Binface’s election poster. @trumpton.bsky.social has smashed it!
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If you're wondering who/what/why Count Binface is a thing, I made this podcast episode about him a few years ago ... pod.link/1561158559/e...
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Count Binface and Lord Buckethead
Listen to Count Binface and Lord Buckethead from The Mike Drop - (formerly Mike Reads Wikipedia) wherever you get your podcasts!
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My pitch to be part of the @countbinface.bsky.social Clacton Campaign
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With the main mainstream political parties boycotting Nigel Farage’s Clacton by-election, the Reform UK leader faces a challenge from minor independent and satirical figures including Laurence Fox, Count Binface, and the Monster Raving Loony Party.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Following Nigel Farage's defiant resignation to trigger a Clacton by-election over his undeclared funding investigations, Lab, the Con, and the Lib Dems have all refused to field candidates, dismissing the move as a desperate stunt designed to run away from parliamentary scrutiny
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If there is a by-election in Clacton, Farage wins and is then deemed to be in breach of parliamentary standards and another by-election is triggered will it be called a Bye-Bye-Election? #Farage
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nigel Farage stated that he has "never been angrier in my life" after accusing The Times of directly threatening his daughter's security and exposing her to media harassment by publishing a photograph of her home.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Running a country like a business—as Nigel Farage insists wealthy businessmen should do—means turning citizens into customers, generating a profit from public services, and funneling the majority of that wealth straight to the CEO (Nigel) and his investors (Criminals).
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has resigned as the MP for Clacton to trigger a by-election, defiantly framing the move as a way to let the public judge him while facing a second parliamentary standards investigation into undisclosed gifts.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nigel Farage has called a press conference to announce news about his future in public life.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nigel Farage faces watchdog scrutiny for failing to declare a £5m gift from Thai crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne and extensive election campaign support—including housing, security, and staff—provided by convicted criminal and close adviser George Cottrell.
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