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Andrew Martin

@andrewishere.bsky.social
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I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects. You're all ghosts to me.

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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 10h
Apparently (and I’m trying this with my should-be-yellow peppers) put them with the bananas as a gas bananas omit turns the colour of tomatoes and peppers.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 18h
All of it or just a boner part?
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 12h
Giving it an airing before hallowe’en
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 12h
He has such a web of misinformation and deception, that it’s hard to know what he is saying…. and that issue won’t induce me to buy a book of it.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 14h
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 13h
Postman Doug and his black and white pug
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 14h
It’ll be wonderful to see those empty labs and offices, along with the ones at the Beehive, like the ones at the biomedical campus. Love it!
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She knows
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
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The Return
ALT: The Return
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#currentmood #doctorwho
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, but make it a prison bag
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time for some laughs 🤣
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they took out his diaper factory, his home state would soon deal with him.
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Malc @macduffy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Born on this day in 1996, Scottish singer Lewis Capaldi.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reform internal inquiry says party did not break law over donations sting
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Man Faints - Omg!
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s got a book to sell, people will say anything.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Paul McGann Wakes Up Scene
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That Truss loony killed me
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The stats in this article are just shocking: One data centre (the Drax proposal) will make more emissions than DOUBLE all the flights out of Gatwick EVERY YEAR 315 proposed UK data centres will require 73GW of energy. DOUBLE the UK's TOTAL winter demand THIS IS MADNESS
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Neil Patrick Harris as Celestial Toymaker
ALT: Neil Patrick Harris as Celestial Toymaker
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still expected to be in the office 3 days a week.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Give it a couple of days and it’ll be nothing to her
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk, but I like that they used to be called “Shadowtails” and think that this inspires them to continue to move like a ninja late for work
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Money makes presidents do things, particularly in light of sexual abuse cases. I hope a thorough investigation takes place by the police.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m left thinking about his fragrant Mary.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like I said, Andrew Tate is "an important voice for young men". Oh, and a pedo nonce.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sooner that piece of shit is dead the better, but I hope it ends in a prison cell.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show everyone your face for the week:
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Doctor Who's Second Doctor Eye Roll
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Anthony Camber @anthonycamber.com · 06/10/2026
🆕 BETWEEN TWO WORLDS All That’s Left in the World meets The Darkness Outside Us in a far-future dystopia set on the colony wheel Capricorn. A queer coming-of-age sci-fi adventure with a touch of romance and a unique dialect. Buy now for Kindle or in paperback Also on Kindle Unlimited 📚👀🌈📚💙📚🌈🚀💫
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bit late to install a fire extinguisher next to Joan of Arc now
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
People who become more conservative as they get older should be ashamed. If life experience hasn't made you more open to change, aware of diversity and supportive of those in need, you have failed at life.

anon_opin GOLD from 7th June 2023
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Windows are all wrong
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve scrolled 4 posts, and so far someone’s old dog has died, and another one’s budgie has died. Why does @bsky.app keep trapping me in a pet death loop
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
May he burn in hell.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
According to a paedophile, the mostly bigly sized US military that is megaly of power and skills beyond everyone's imagination, ran away from a camp because they got scared of three vans a farmer spotted.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might it be just be because of yet another tantrum by a petulant paedophile?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Repair Shop. Could have been a useful guide for people to restore and reuse old things. Instead, they made it a sentimental load of useless bullshit where people just cry over a fucking clock.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just looking at this makes me feel nice and warm. Looks delicious.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's ridiculous to say a modern song has broken the record for weeks at no.1 when charts are no longer based on physical sales. They should have started over in the streaming age and let the old songs that sold millions of actual copies keep their laurels.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was a solid interview.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm, maybe then. I thought he said there was no plan for a story.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So he lied about lying about the Christmas special after all.
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CLOZR 🔜 TwitchCon SD @clozrmusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have made a whopping $0.64 from my biggest song over the last 2 years. Awesome. 18k+ streams, $0.64.
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