Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 10hApparently (and I’m trying this with my should-be-yellow peppers) put them with the bananas as a gas bananas omit turns the colour of tomatoes and peppers. 200
Reposted by Andrew MartinFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 18hAll of it or just a boner part? 451075226
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 12hHe has such a web of misinformation and deception, that it’s hard to know what he is saying…. and that issue won’t induce me to buy a book of it. 010
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 14hIt’ll be wonderful to see those empty labs and offices, along with the ones at the Beehive, like the ones at the biomedical campus. Love it! 000
Reposted by Andrew MartinRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 841116931
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on BlueSkystatic.klipy.comThe ReturnALT: The Return 000
Reposted by Andrew MartinStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 431772674
Reposted by Andrew Martinebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Time for some laughs 🤣 2376
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If they took out his diaper factory, his home state would soon deal with him. 000
Reposted by Andrew MartinMalc @macduffy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Born on this day in 1996, Scottish singer Lewis Capaldi. 1162
Reposted by Andrew MartinMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Reform internal inquiry says party did not break law over donations stingstatic.klipy.comMan Faints - Omg!ALT: Man Faints - Omg! 3569
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He’s got a book to sell, people will say anything. 000
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comPaul McGann Wakes Up SceneALT: Paul McGann Wakes Up Scene 010
Reposted by Andrew MartinSchmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The stats in this article are just shocking: One data centre (the Drax proposal) will make more emissions than DOUBLE all the flights out of Gatwick EVERY YEAR 315 proposed UK data centres will require 73GW of energy. DOUBLE the UK's TOTAL winter demand THIS IS MADNESS 224
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comNeil Patrick Harris as Celestial ToymakerALT: Neil Patrick Harris as Celestial Toymaker 000
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Still expected to be in the office 3 days a week. 010
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 Give it a couple of days and it’ll be nothing to her 010
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Idk, but I like that they used to be called “Shadowtails” and think that this inspires them to continue to move like a ninja late for work 110
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Money makes presidents do things, particularly in light of sexual abuse cases. I hope a thorough investigation takes place by the police. 010
Reposted by Andrew MartinParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like I said, Andrew Tate is "an important voice for young men". Oh, and a pedo nonce. 31954358
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sooner that piece of shit is dead the better, but I hope it ends in a prison cell. 010
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Show everyone your face for the week:static.klipy.comDoctor Who's Second Doctor Eye RollALT: Doctor Who's Second Doctor Eye Roll 010
Reposted by Andrew MartinAnthony Camber @anthonycamber.com · 06/10/2026🆕 BETWEEN TWO WORLDS All That’s Left in the World meets The Darkness Outside Us in a far-future dystopia set on the colony wheel Capricorn. A queer coming-of-age sci-fi adventure with a touch of romance and a unique dialect. Buy now for Kindle or in paperback Also on Kindle Unlimited 📚👀🌈📚💙📚🌈🚀💫 1114
Reposted by Andrew MartinLouis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A bit late to install a fire extinguisher next to Joan of Arc now 35512
Reposted by Andrew MartinAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6 1341434
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve scrolled 4 posts, and so far someone’s old dog has died, and another one’s budgie has died. Why does @bsky.app keep trapping me in a pet death loop 000
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026According to a paedophile, the mostly bigly sized US military that is megaly of power and skills beyond everyone's imagination, ran away from a camp because they got scared of three vans a farmer spotted. 000
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Might it be just be because of yet another tantrum by a petulant paedophile? 000
Reposted by Andrew MartinAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Repair Shop. Could have been a useful guide for people to restore and reuse old things. Instead, they made it a sentimental load of useless bullshit where people just cry over a fucking clock. 182097
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just looking at this makes me feel nice and warm. Looks delicious. 010
Reposted by Andrew MartinAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's ridiculous to say a modern song has broken the record for weeks at no.1 when charts are no longer based on physical sales. They should have started over in the streaming age and let the old songs that sold millions of actual copies keep their laurels. 51175
Reposted by Andrew Martinomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣 14577241286
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hmm, maybe then. I thought he said there was no plan for a story. 100
Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So he lied about lying about the Christmas special after all. 100
Reposted by Andrew MartinCLOZR 🔜 TwitchCon SD @clozrmusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have made a whopping $0.64 from my biggest song over the last 2 years. Awesome. 18k+ streams, $0.64. 10468