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Sexy Plato's Cave

@andrewblair.co.uk

970 followers 621 following 8.9K posts

Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. Writer of 'The R-Pattz Facttz 2020' and 'polblar Tmolkop'. I was the first person to see comedy potential in the Vengabus. He/him andrewblair.co.uk

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 1m

A yellow background, with the words 'Let's partake in arseworm discourse' written on it.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 10h

Whole new levels of being a cunt. A pioneer. Mr Beast will have to raise his game.

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 12h

This feels like something Tom Cruise might whisper to you at a cocktail party for a major film studio

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 10h

I’ve seen Mu’ad Dib himself ride the mighty arseworm

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 11h

Death can’t stop me posting

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 11h

Why would you do this to us

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 12h

I’ll stop now

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 12h

If anything it’s too evocative

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 12h

I ate some salad the other day and didn’t get diarrhoea

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 12h

Tupperware Arse Worm also scans with Eleanor Rigby

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 12h

Arseworm Discourse scans with “Crazy Horses” if you want to imagine The Osmonds singing it

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 14h

look, Omega ate the Rani. Nothing matters anymore.

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 16h

But isn't Doctor Who already a show for kids?

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Liam Kirkaldy @liamkirkaldy.bsky.social · 18h

"It's more of a cormorant than a question", I say, with a wry smile, as my pet cormorant repeatedly dive bombs the panel, pecking at their eyes

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 17h

Ryan if anyone from Creative Scotland is reading this they're going to find it dangerously erotic

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 17h

and what part of that doesn't suggest they'd get off on tired waifs all stressed out on budgets?

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 17h

you don't know what Creative Scotland is into

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 17h

I have been listening to this lo fi fuzzy and droning music today and enjoying it a lot grouper.bandcamp.com/album/lindas...

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Linda's Head, by Helen

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 18h

oh no, i hope no one asks why you laughed

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 18h

Devolved. So it depends on SNP policy.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 18h

jokes on them because I do have mental health problems.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 18h

My children: 'those cybermen look funny!' Me: 'THE FIRST DOCTOR DIDN'T MEET THE CYBERMEN WITH SUSAN' My children: 'do you have mental health problems'

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 18h

I've read the Doctor Who Mr Men books. You can't scare me with canonically disruptive children's stories.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 18h

...no?

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 19h

Which is still on, apparently

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 19h

No Mark if it doesn’t mention looms I will burn down the bbc

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 19h

Prep yourself for the canon discourse

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 22h

Ironically my friend James Workshop is a big fan of angling.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Really can’t say enough negative things about this man. There’s a cursed forthcoming tv series that would not exist without him.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

Well it’s how I found out

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

Made with www.my9albums.com/s/9yoUhhIDeJ

100 Broken Windows, Kid A, Young Team and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

I am, in many ways, a basic bitch

A list of 9 albums I like:
100 Broken Windows - Idlewild
Kid A - Radiohead
Young Team - Mogwai
The Magic Place - Julianna Barwick
mclusky Do Dallas - mclusky
Blue - Joni Mitchell
Loveless - My Bloody Valentine
Biokinetics - Porter Ricks
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain - Pavement

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

ooooh bad news there I'm afraid

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

Every day a new sentence is born.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

you are not alone apparently open.spotify.com/episode/1ZMT...

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29: Danielle Ward

Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith · Episode

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Iain Clark But In The Fog @iainjclarkart.com · 05/10/2026

Hi everyone, lines are now closed for Russell T Davies hot takes. Thanks to everyone who took part. If you write hot takes now your opinion won't count and you may still be charged.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

Fifi

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 05/10/2026

The Kandyman: a monster made of sweets from the Doctor Who story “The Happiness Patrol”

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Scans almost perfectly with

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Queen - Radio Ga Ga Live

Alt: Queen - Radio Ga Ga Live

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Aw fucksake Madness, why would you do that to people?

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

I also saw The Ordinary Boys supporting Stellastarr* the year before but they were utter dogshit. And no trace of ska whatsoever.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

They were really good. First UK tour I think, before the album came out, so they were busting a gut. Stellastarr* also great.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Saw The Killers supporting Stellastarr* at Kung Tuts

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Fast Show: Which Was Nice

Alt: A man in a cardigan and a polo neck pours himself coffee while saying “which was nice”

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Dylan Moran is simply carried away and told off

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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 04/10/2026

At 4pm? That’s a brutal edit

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a year

Tobias from Arrested Development

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Xmorpheus @xmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This doll hates you and everything that you love

Cursed doll!

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 03/10/2026

Fraser Wright, in yellow, surrounded by Dundee United players who are annoyed at him for lightly decimating their teammate. Wright is clearly delighted even as the ref sends him off.

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 03/10/2026

That is what Pep called the league cup

Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 03/10/2026

If anything one of City’s few legit sources of income