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Andrea

@andiepak.bsky.social
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📍Rural eastern WA -> Portland, OR -> Seattle -> Boston -> Zürich A friend to genders known and undiscovered.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026
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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I will never not be annoyed at gendered single-use bathrooms. ESPECIALLY gendered PortaPotties.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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Kevin T. Houle @kevinthoule.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The absolute, hands-down, no contest, without a doubt, best thing at the Minnesota State Fair. #startrek #batman #cropart
Crop art (made with colored seeds) depicting Spock from Star Trek slapping Robin from Batman and the words: 

Robin: "Holy Crop Batm –"
Spock "No Robin! I'm a Vulcan not a superhero!"
"Bean me up!"
"60 Years of...Star Trek and Batman TV"
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buck Owens: load-bearing pillar of democracy
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folukeifejola @folukeifejola.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are told to ignore the racism of Hegel, Kant, Locke etc because they were just "men of their time". So what do we do with the racism of current academics? Are they too just "men of their time"? What is this "time" that seems to make racists of men?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every time I'm in Bern and I see one of the trains going to Wankdorf, I smile to myself.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A guy sat down next to me wearing this shirt. I said to him, “Were you happy in the haze of a drunken hour, or were you looking for a job and then you found a job?” He looked at me like I was crazy.
Yellow shirt that says “heaven knows I’m miserable now”
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 13/04/2025
My 14yo and I were having a conversation about apes and monkeys when in a serious scientific fact voice they say "Monkeys are so silly that what horses consider play, monkeys consider business."
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lil Bro told me he always does a sigh of relief when he stumbles across one of these in an old DC comic and it *hasn’t* been filled out.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026
THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.
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costrike @costrike.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Does Bluesky have a Hall of Fame?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Brioche is just cake in denial; it turns into soggy mush at the first sight of grease and has no right to ruin a good burger. Ciabatta is superior - supportive chassis with great compression to keep contents in. Tastes better too. Fuck brioche
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Anyone who has never listened to this compilation all the way through in order needs to set aside a day to do so. You may have to go on pirate networks to get the correct tracklist, streaming hates old music, but your ability to listen to midcentury music will be permanently enriched.
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Various - Atlantic Rhythm And Blues 1947-1974
Explore songs, recommendations, and other album details for Atlantic Rhythm And Blues 1947-1974 by Various. Compare different versions and buy them all on Discogs.
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Wallenstein Appreciator @marbleliberal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is the future liberals want
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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".
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Michael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.
A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”
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We Have Always Existed: Transgender History @transgenderhistory.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The 3 genders
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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IMANI! ✍🏿 CREATING STUFF & THINGS ✒️ @kaoscryptid.asalwaysimani.com · 07/02/2026
Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
Alesbuchanan

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)

Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE

BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

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Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have

to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun

Source: lesbuchanan #olympics
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 06/02/2026
Been thinking about this viral skeet of mine a lot lately, for perhaps obvious reasons
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents. and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Shout-out to Maintenance Phase for forever making my brain go "ol' Fucksaw Bailey?" every time I see this guy's name @yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 28/01/2026
"It's over for me, Jeeves. One more slip-up on Mx. Bobbie Wickham's new pronouns, and there's a callout post with my name on it, primed to render me persona non grata everywhere but Roderick Spode's Mastodon instance."

"If I might make a suggestion, sir..."

"Please. Bertram Wooster the Ally is all ears."

"On the matter of they/them pronouns, it may be efficacious to imagine Mx. Wickham as a swarm of bees."

"You know, Jeeves, I think I already do."
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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'm watching HBO's "The Mortician" documentary, and they either have done the subtitles with AI or didn't have anyone proofread. Just so many typos and errors that should have been caught.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 14/01/2026
If Republicans can find time to hold a sham hearing on medication abortion, there is no reason RFK Jr. can't come to the Committee and answer for his dangerous anti-vax agenda that is putting children and families at risk.
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Brad Bolman @brad.bolman.com · 12/01/2026
Such an unreal, death cult headline
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song
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Ire….gor mortis @derbren.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
German here. I regret to inform you that we have no word in our language for the twee thing you just thought up.
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
A tumblr thread about the song Piano man by Billy Joel -

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you know who's gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

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New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he's playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he'll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

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#that makes the 'man what are you doing here' line way funnier

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#"now john at the bar is a friend of mine who gets me my drinks for free" dude he has a crush on you
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/12/2025
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.
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John Stuart Thrill @jsthrill.modphi.com · 13/12/2025
multiplekittens * Follow
"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" + guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug
multiplekittens $ Follow
"i love the fly, it's so kafkaesque" + guy who got lucky this time
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
They’ve put him on hold again. 
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sarah mccarry @sarahmccarry.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul
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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
At the very least, I'm getting some good podcast recommendations from the quote skeets. My recs: If Books Could Kill Maintenance Phase The Big Dig What Went Wrong Criminal Conflicted A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs Lolita Podcast You Must Remember This Hello from the Magic Tavern
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I Want You to Understand Chicago
Politics Chicago
2025-11-08

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.

Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again.

An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next.

Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st.

Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
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Alexander C. Kaufman @alexckaufman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I voted!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/10/2025
Trolling each other since 1054
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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