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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I will never not be annoyed at gendered single-use bathrooms. ESPECIALLY gendered PortaPotties.

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026

HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)

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Kevin T. Houle @kevinthoule.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The absolute, hands-down, no contest, without a doubt, best thing at the Minnesota State Fair. #startrek #batman #cropart

Crop art (made with colored seeds) depicting Spock from Star Trek slapping Robin from Batman and the words:

Robin: "Holy Crop Batm –"
Spock "No Robin! I'm a Vulcan not a superhero!"
"Bean me up!"
"60 Years of...Star Trek and Batman TV"

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Buck Owens: load-bearing pillar of democracy

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folukeifejola @folukeifejola.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We are told to ignore the racism of Hegel, Kant, Locke etc because they were just "men of their time". So what do we do with the racism of current academics? Are they too just "men of their time"? What is this "time" that seems to make racists of men?

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Every time I'm in Bern and I see one of the trains going to Wankdorf, I smile to myself.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A guy sat down next to me wearing this shirt. I said to him, “Were you happy in the haze of a drunken hour, or were you looking for a job and then you found a job?” He looked at me like I was crazy.

Yellow shirt that says “heaven knows I’m miserable now”

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My aunt (rich lady, lived in a gated community north of Seattle) had a friend named Pooh Luck.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 13/04/2025

My 14yo and I were having a conversation about apes and monkeys when in a serious scientific fact voice they say "Monkeys are so silly that what horses consider play, monkeys consider business."

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

There IS a Costco in France, and I know because a Swiss newspaper called 20Minuten live blogged its opening day.

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I live near Zürich, and the ads for this are inescapable. They're in the train stations, next to the highways, on YouTube. Also the logo for the party sponsoring this is a smiling sun over a grassy hill (think Teletubbies). Very misleading, I was confused when I first got here.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Lil Bro told me he always does a sigh of relief when he stumbles across one of these in an old DC comic and it *hasn’t* been filled out.

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026

THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.

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costrike @costrike.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Does Bluesky have a Hall of Fame?

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Brioche is just cake in denial; it turns into soggy mush at the first sight of grease and has no right to ruin a good burger. Ciabatta is superior - supportive chassis with great compression to keep contents in. Tastes better too. Fuck brioche

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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Anyone who has never listened to this compilation all the way through in order needs to set aside a day to do so. You may have to go on pirate networks to get the correct tracklist, streaming hates old music, but your ability to listen to midcentury music will be permanently enriched.

discogs.com

Various - Atlantic Rhythm And Blues 1947-1974

Explore songs, recommendations, and other album details for Atlantic Rhythm And Blues 1947-1974 by Various. Compare different versions and buy them all on Discogs.

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Wallenstein Appreciator @marbleliberal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

This is the future liberals want

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Michael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I forgot to toss in my family's salt idealogy last week, but here it is: My dad, who was a practicing urologist, cut the salt in almost all recipes by half. He said it was because too much sodium causes high blood pressure. Really it's because he just doesn't like salty food.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports

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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses

"The legislature did not include a grace period."

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

If I wasn't in a time zone that makes it incredibly difficult to watch, I would be down.

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IMANI! ✍🏿 CREATING STUFF & THINGS ✒️ @kaoscryptid.asalwaysimani.com · 07/02/2026

Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.

Alesbuchanan

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)

Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE

BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

legionoftuna

Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have

to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun

Source: lesbuchanan #olympics

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 06/02/2026

Been thinking about this viral skeet of mine a lot lately, for perhaps obvious reasons

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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents. and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"

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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Shout-out to Maintenance Phase for forever making my brain go "ol' Fucksaw Bailey?" every time I see this guy's name @yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'm watching HBO's "The Mortician" documentary, and they either have done the subtitles with AI or didn't have anyone proofread. Just so many typos and errors that should have been caught.

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 14/01/2026

If Republicans can find time to hold a sham hearing on medication abortion, there is no reason RFK Jr. can't come to the Committee and answer for his dangerous anti-vax agenda that is putting children and families at risk.

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Brad Bolman @brad.bolman.com · 12/01/2026

Such an unreal, death cult headline

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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song

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Ire….gor mortis @derbren.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

German here. I regret to inform you that we have no word in our language for the twee thing you just thought up.

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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it

A tumblr thread about the song Piano man by Billy Joel -

notquitesoancient
you know who's gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

mooncustafer
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he's playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he'll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

skeleton-richard

#that makes the 'man what are you doing here' line way funnier

spacegay-yx

#"now john at the bar is a friend of mine who gets me my drinks for free" dude he has a crush on you

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/12/2025

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Not my find, but the bones of a Salem witch trials victim (George Jacobs Sr.) were found in the Danvers city archive. They got put there after his grave was accidentally exhumed by bulldozers in the 50s, and he was laid to rest again in the 90s.

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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

They’ve put him on hold again.

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sarah mccarry @sarahmccarry.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

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Andrea @andiepak.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Because of how they're walking or the uniforms? Because the walking is a special thing they do to supposedly make the instrument bounce less, thereby maintaining a better sound.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

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