Reposted by Alex HolidaMichael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Teaching children about fungus is one way to mold young minds. 1383
Reposted by Alex HolidaJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold 545286417006
Reposted by Alex HolidaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The first rule of White Club is YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT WHITE CLUB 1492895
Reposted by Alex HolidaRep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 22/01/2025SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3) 9275171128514
Reposted by Alex HolidaNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Sorry, America. We can feed the elderly with Meals on Wheels or we can let billionaires cheat on their taxes. We can't do both. 4454201067
Reposted by Alex HolidaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life 368318214050
Reposted by Alex Holidaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools 8966735111891
Reposted by Alex HolidaAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/01/2025Fuck Pete Hegseth. 1394356883809
Reposted by Alex HolidaMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I see Travis Scott is not beholden to the WWE wellness policy. 3562
Reposted by Alex HolidaTom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I’m almost okay with Hulk Hogan being back on TV if he gets publicly humiliated like that every week. That was incredible. I didn’t give the WWE audience enough credit. 411695118
Reposted by Alex HolidaMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist. 873258533418
Reposted by Alex HolidaJennifer Mendelsohn @jmendelsohn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025And it was obvious, 48 years later, that not enough people watched it. 461182612921
Alex Holida @amjamster.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Donates to Trump’s inauguration fund then removes the fact checking feature before said inauguration. Sure…this is totally about free speech 🥴 010
Reposted by Alex HolidaTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to 352175311615
Reposted by Alex HolidaCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 29/12/2024On the lookout for #SquirrelCrimes. 21116999797
Reposted by Alex HolidaGod @thegodshow.com · 23/12/2024Thou shalt not try to take over *checks notes* Greenland, Panama and Canada. 408134501966
Reposted by Alex HolidaBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor. Party of Family Values, am I right? 20196134013862
Reposted by Alex HolidaHakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Our fight is for the people. Not the privileged few. Big difference between us and them. 824136092873
Reposted by Alex HolidaGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 23/12/2024If you're getting weirder as you get older, you're doing it right. 47833
Reposted by Alex HolidaJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one 208116091422
Reposted by Alex HolidaBethany Albertson @albertsonb2.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Not my industry, but damn. Gifting this. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/b...nytimes.comBlake Lively, Justin Baldoni and a Smear Campaign After ‘It Ends With Us’ (Gift Article)Private messages detail an alleged campaign to tarnish Blake Lively after she accused Justin Baldoni of misconduct on the set of “It Ends With Us.” 43413
Reposted by Alex HolidaNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Why did Donald Trump abdicate his presidency? Because he became too woke. 1371156
Reposted by Alex HolidaJacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I keep going to this panel from TANK GIRL 011131
Reposted by Alex HolidaMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The richest man in the world who is about to shutdown our government tweeting support for a German neo-nazi party in the middle of the night 682149645318
Reposted by Alex HolidaProPublica @propublica.org · 20/12/2024NEW: The CDC isn’t asking states to report deaths linked to abortion bans, obscuring the impact of these restrictions. “It’s pushing it under the rug in a way — like we don’t want to count it, we don’t want to know what’s happening,” one researcher said.propub.liThe CDC Hasn’t Asked States to Track Deaths Linked to Abortion BansThe Biden administration hasn’t delivered on its goals of measuring the public health impact of abortion bans. Experts say it’s a missed opportunity to study how the laws may lead to deaths and… 681868818
Reposted by Alex HolidaEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Lots of clarity today 252162705086
Reposted by Alex HolidaThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/12/2024President Musk protecting us from chid cancer researcher funds 36848296
Reposted by Alex HolidaAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/12/2024You know it’s bad when even Trump is pity posting through it 💀 1853378982125
Reposted by Alex Holidaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/12/2024A mood ring that indicates how hungry I am 3039247
Reposted by Alex HolidaEuropean Commission @ec.europa.eu · 18/12/2024Combating smuggling and human trafficking, protecting the rights and safety of migrants, promoting legal pathways. On International Migrants Day, we reaffirm our commitments to those seeking safety, dignity, and opportunities. Our declaration with the High Representative ↓ europa.eu/!99hXDt 3537
Reposted by Alex HolidaMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The Onion chose violence with this one 👇 2163898
Reposted by Alex HolidaElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 17/12/2024Just a reminder that in 2019, RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine misinformation campaign helped cause a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people, mostly kids. Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services? 21004551313430
Reposted by Alex HolidaTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Me to husband: I’m about to cook, but first, can you do that thing I like? Him: *disables smoke alarm* 401888184
Reposted by Alex HolidaDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 17/12/2024media.tenor.comdonald trump sits at a desk with a stuffed bald eagle on top of itAlt: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on top of it, who attacks him, which is a metaphor 714311
Reposted by Alex HolidaRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 16/12/2024All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety 6096163184
Reposted by Alex HolidaFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/12/2024A Hallmark movie where instead of moving to a small town and falling in love, I move to the country and I eat a lot of peaches. 1743325283
Reposted by Alex HolidaFred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 16/12/2024"Stop asking why schools don’t have bullet proof glass & metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools HAVE to. That’s the question that needs to be asked” 577265786502
Alex Holida @amjamster.bsky.social · 17/12/2024If that isn’t a perfect metaphor, I don’t know what is. 010
Reposted by Alex HolidaWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/12/2024This is Roxy. Her head is almost the same size as her body. This is because she is very, very smart. 12/10 23617280889
Reposted by Alex HolidaGod @thegodshow.com · 16/12/2024Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children. 6434471410609
Reposted by Alex HolidaDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 14/12/2024As it turns out the real death panels were the cabinet members we selected along the way 08911
Reposted by Alex HolidaMary Brandt, MD, MDiv @drmlb.bsky.social · 13/12/2024 I've seen a child with tetanus, I've treated near fatal infections after chicken pox, and I've pronounced children dead from COVID whose parents refused to have them vaccinated. We have lost our minds... and are about to lose so many of our precious children. 1177229477896
Reposted by Alex HolidaNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Opinion | I nearly lost my leg to polio when I was a child. Here’s why I will happily confirm RFK Jr. and any other anti-vaccine appointees that Trump puts forward 16112890