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Frankenstein's Alvar

@alvartheo.bsky.social
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Mx Theodore They/He I write when I'm well enough to sit up.

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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Depends what I saw first out of Nightmare on Elm Street (had nightmares for years), Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (monsters coming out of a bricked up fireplace like the one in my bedroom) or House (the monster from that lived in my toilet and ate my poo).
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2024
pacino in dog day afternoon
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...
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Another Descent Into Madness @yilingweiclan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#taemin
A painterly illustration of TaeMin inspired by his performance of 2 Kids/Sad Kids at Liminal. He’s dressed in a purple-hued black suit, no shirt, a fitted, low-cut waistcoat revealing his right nipple as he leans, head thrown back, his chest and neck gleaming with sweat under heavy silver jewelry. Two pieces of foil confetti are sticking to his damp skin, one on his chest and one on his waist.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 30/09/2026
What's also aggravating is that we KNOW that ME/CFS is triggered by catching random viruses at some point in life. Flu, COVID, a cold, it doesn't matter. Once the virus has gone, you're left with debilitating symptoms the whole medical profession pretends aren't real, and they're yours for life.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loki: Agent of Asgard (2014-2015)
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TOFU+BROO! Scared ya. @tofuplusbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That list of the 100 best tv shows of the 21sr century doesn't have KinnPorsche The Series in it, proof that the nytimes entertainment writers are hack frauds
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Best of friends Muscovy duckling Moja and kittens Beatrix & Coral
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Cenobite 2: there are conditions of the nerve endings the like of which your imagination, however fevered- Frank: I have shingles and trigeminal neuralgia Cenobites 1 and 2, suddenly impressed and aroused: oooh that is so fucking sexy Frank, picking up on it: I also have IBS
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every once in a while I remember how this study of trans masc folks found that *all* of the 21 participants had developed prostate tissue after a median of 4 and a half years on T And if I had to bet, I'd put money on my doctor and most others treating trans masc patients having no idea?
link.springer.com
Prostatic metaplasia of the vagina in transmasculine individuals - World Journal of Urology
Purpose To determine the prevalence of prostatic metaplasia in an expanded cohort of transmasculine individuals undergoing gender-affirming resection of vaginal tissue. Methods Institutional Review Bo...
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Heritage Foundation laid out how they were going to rescind Title IX, the law that prohibits sex discrimination in education, by first targeting trans people's participation in sport. Capitulating on the human rights of transgender people is catastrophically falling at the first hurdle.
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Asda have free flu jabs today. You have to book online and it is ONLY today.
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
armand has bewitched me body and soul 🩸✨️
Photo of a page in my sketchbook. It shows three coloured doodles of Armand from the shows Interview with the Vampire and The Vampire Lestat. Written between them is a quote "I think I might be a room without walls, floors, a ceiling. An infinite nothing."
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Under a UK Labour Gov we have: The forced cancellation of all Adult trans + surgeries in Wales The ongoing enforcement of a puberty blocker ban for all trans U18s. A don't say trans style ban on teachers/support staff discussing trans + issues with pupils in English schools.
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Goodbye and good riddance to the most anti LGBTQ PM of my lifetime. Lives were ruined for absolutely no benefit, and now an entire marginalised group is going to suffer a generation desperately trying to claw back their hard won rights thanks so him.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a trans kid in the 1980s my only connection to a world to which I belonged was a VHS copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and as a teenager it was the only artefact of the self I was hiding that was acceptable to others in my life. I wore that tape through watching and rewatching. Thanks Tim.
Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter
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Basil May @basilmai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly leaving us within hours of each other is homophobic.
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh this week can just fuck right off
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whenever I post about Dead End, I see people who didn't know it was based on graphic novels or that I have a brand new series which has all the same diversity, world-building and heart. Go-Man is inspired by my childhood special interest in Godzilla and Pokemon but is much more than that.
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CN Lester 🏳️‍⚧️ @cnlester.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I genuinely don't know how Britain can move forward as a society with our toxic press culture dragging us down at every step, poisoning everything.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm sorry... 'Prof Gone'? They made a man's sacking the main news story for weeks as the country went on fire, which might have contributed to his death and 'Prof Gone'? This is the same clique that wept & wailed for a week when we dared mention their dinner party pal was a wife beating nonce.
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." PM Burnham, hands steepled: "Change it."
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*SCREECHING ALARM THAT CAUSES TERRIBLE EAR PAIN FOR AN HOUR AFTERWARDS* HELLO, THIS IS YOUR GOVERNMENT! PLEASE DON'T START ANY FIRES 🙏
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What if the eclipse gives us all superpowers? And it's great for a season but then all goes to shit?
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vincent D'Onofrio gently cradling a pig, tilting his lil head up to watch the eclipse, meteor shower and planetary parade
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ready for the eclipse 😎
Close up shot of my knee with eclipse glasses on and a little smile drawn in blue biro. Lil guy looks cool as hell. Background is a grey sheet.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bring on the eclipse! I wish to see the sun by the lowly moon humbled! Take that sun, you shiny bastard! Karate-chop!
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Samuel Pinney @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you aren't sure what to do for the eclipse, and have not got special glasses. Please take this tip. Stand under a tree, one with dappled light. When the eclipse happens LOOK DOWN. All the patches of light under the tree will turn into crescent moons and you will feel incredibly witchy.
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(w)rensident evil: extinction @rotblossom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
actually deeply sick of hearing Terf Island jokes from anyone who isn't actually living here and understands what that shit actually means, other trans people included its insane that the shit we have to live with here has been turned into a gag on the same level as making fun of beans on toast
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kept trying to get a good picture of the little old man (he's 16 now🙀) for International Cat Day yesterday but he just looks like he wants to batter me in all of them.
Front shot of half lying handsome tuxedo cat on my blue bed. Big fluffy white chest. Little white paws on a packet of Aldi cat frube things. Staring right at me. Looks like he's going to knock me out. Background is a couple of blurry bookcases.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/08/2026
if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know I should stay away from Covid discourse but I am constantly thinking about What Could've Been if we hadn't had the worst possible cunts in charge at the time. And that's probably true of everyone whose life was destroyed by it.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The assertion that it would all have been fine if we’d just done less to protect people is absolutely vile, and is part of a concerted rightwing effort to make sure the next pandemic is worse.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And now banned from even socialising online bc of a refusal to deal with radicalisation that is coming from a middle aged hyper rich elite. Pushed after a transphobic murder while transphobia is applauded & made law. Gvt still using X, a nazi-owned radicalisation & CSAM machine.
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Biggest jumpscare in Leviticus is Mia Wasikowska playing the parent of a teenager.
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bible Wichapas Summetikul in everything but especially 4 Minutes The Series and especially this scene.
Shot from 4 Minutes the series showing Bible Wichapas as Great. Close up on Bible's face as he's lying back in bed. His long black hair is damp and a lil messy. He's looking up in a daze at his love interest - Tyme played by Jes Jespipat whose face is a little bit in shot in the top right corner. Bible's mouth hangs slightly open. His profile should be on coins. The background is an airy white tent with soft natural lighting.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/07/2026
"i met up with an adult woman who my gay ex husband (who ignored me getting shot last week) is currently grooming into being a replacement for our dead daughter who got executed in a show trial for stabbing me and it made me crash out so bad i pivoted my band from grungy rock to pop ballads"
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary's People's Day from Nonbinarybot!
Nonbinarybot, an ovoid robot with banded arms and legs and a coiled antenna, holding up a card with the number 2 on it, waggling the fingers on its other hand spookily and making an 'ooo' face. It's shaded in soft colours, with metallic black legs, and the background is striped in the colours of the Non-Binary flag (horizontal yellow, white, purple, black). White text at the bottom reads, "nonbinarybot @smolrobots".
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Emmatyville □ feet @scary-lil-emma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...
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Report_-_A_growing_threat__the_anti-rights_movement_in_the_UK_July_2026.pdf
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And then argue with me about the cost of printing in colour 🙃
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I know it’s a weird thing to say. But I saw both Labyrinth and Legend in the theater when I was 7 and I was never the same human again as I was before. Those movies came out two months apart, by the way. Nobody asked 1986 to go as hard as it did. 1986 didn’t give a fuck it came to party.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When we are told not to speak ill of the dead, it is the continuation of the whitewashing - turning the cruel into the eccentric or the avuncular - allowing their cruelty to go unspoken of for the purpose of “manners” that they didn’t demonstrate in their lives as they happily dehumanised
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Frankenstein's Alvar @alvartheo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A technically true story is that I called Ann Widdecombe a cunt at the Wolverhampton Literature Festival.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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