Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love how much Nigella tucks in and enjoys the bakes. Exactly how cake should be eaten. 😍 Not that I've seen any on this app, but I hope she is ignoring any negative comments elsewhere. 0100
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Might not look too appealing, but as a treat for eating healthily for 2 weeks, I made myself a red win onion gravy to go with bangers and mash and omg it was lush. 4300
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This evening I am mostly serving new varifocals and the bastard buggery bollocky lurgy that seems to be going round. 🫤 15430
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Coffee and Mexican beans on toast to wake me out of my groggy slumber. Morning 👋 4261
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. 090
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cold enough this morning to bring out my fave hoodie since last winter. Off to have a mince round IKEA. 13761
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm sorry but what in the actual f**k? US College fraternity hazing. Don't read if you're having your breakfast. 560
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This evening I have mostly been eating smashed avocado with lime and rocket and mackerel, and now I'm in the bath washing my bosom, before jumping in bed with fresh sheets. Rock n roll Friday night. 🤘 11640
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wanking On My Own "I keep wanking on my owwwwnn" No change there then 🙄 6230
Reposted by Joe DShawn (He/Him) @sl-1970.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy 9/25 or 9-2-5! #DollyDaystatic.klipy.comDolly Parton Clapping and Laughing on Late NightALT: Dolly Parton Clapping and Laughing on Late Night 0203
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah I'm still no good at portion sizes evidently, which is not fantastic for weight loss 😂 11500
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I make no apologies for reacting like this, to this article.static.klipy.comKaren Walker's Enthusiastic YayALT: Karen Walker's Enthusiastic Yay 1351
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FFS it's like a shit-covered boomerang that won't stop coming back but each time it comes back it has more shit attached to it 2200
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Back on the healthy food tomorrow, so ham egg and thicccc chips it is tonight. 🤤🤤 11630
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Morning honky tonks ☕️ Woke up with 'washing machines live longer with Calgon' in my head, and now I'm wondering if they actually do. 8260
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Love this 😂 Leaders need to ridicule this cockwaffle more, cos he'll hate it. 1142
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tempted to put the heating on tbh with you, lads and lasses. 8110
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Excuse how knackered I look these days. It's cos I am 😂 Some escapism drama courtesy of Barbary Lane before sleep 6510
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The crocodiles upon learning of this news:static.klipy.comKaren Walker's Enthusiastic YayALT: Karen Walker's Enthusiastic Yay 4422
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Worrying that this boy is still missing nearly 24 hours later, with so many peoole searching for him. Hope to heck he is just hiding in a garden somewhere. 280
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Accidentally selected this video on my TV, and I could NOT stop watching. If you appreciate skilled craftsmen, be prepared to lose 45 minutes of your life. I was in awe. Also he's very easy on the eye. 😉 youtu.be/YZTJN6CZfG0?...youtu.beMan Turns WWII-Era Stone Ruin Into Dream Home In Just One Year | Start To Finish @luxonbushcraftYouTube video by Quantum Makers 350
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It irrationally grinds my gears seeing comments on chef recipes like: “OMG this was delicious! I swapped [x] for [y], used [a] instead of [b], and cooked it completely differently, but I’ll definitely make this again!” Hun, you’ve made a completely fucking different dish. 🙄 8180
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Might pop to Sheffield Botanical Gardens at lunch and make the most of this September sun. 156110
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just been vividly dreaming that I was in Zermatt, skiing like a pro with big muscly legs and staying in a gorgeous hotel with a roaring log fire. Quite disappointing to abruptly wake up in Sheffield with no snow and chicken legs that can just about stumble to the loo like a new born lamb. 0110
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pizza, diazepam and the women's US Open final. My kinda Saturday night 👌 This could be a heck of a match between Sabalenka and Rybakina, if they play like they have in earlier rounds. 🤞 I'm going Sabalenka in 3 2120
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Stressful few months finally caught up with me. Had two fainting eps last few days and my BP was 180/110 😬 GP gave me diazepam earlier and it must be working as just found myself wondering what the evolutionary purpose of bananas is, rather than stressful repetitive thoughts. Yay medication! 🎉💊 21480
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Totally forgot that I can increase the text size on my phone. Been struggling to read my phone for months but increased it last night and it's like I have young eyes again 🙃 3180
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well that season 8 opener for Drag Race UK is one of the best episodes I've seen across the whole franchise. This could be an amazing series. Also this new Brit Crew guy is my future husband 8250
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At what age did time just start rapidly disappearing for you? 20's, 30's, 40's? Can't put my finger on when the switch between time seeming to take FOREVER, to being able to blink and 3 or 4 seasons have gone by 11180
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've had Do They Know It's Christmas in my head all morning 🙃 8120
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Alcaraz' right nipple is going to be getting a lot of air time at this years US Open, in this outfit. 11471
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just driven back home from Rotherham and there was a house fully decked out in what looked like Christmas lights from the roof to the floor. I think we need to ban Temu in the UK. 2190
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Much needed wine with Radio 1 Dance. Bottoms up folks 🥂🕺 14690
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Some guy has sent me £400 by transfer yesterday for my written off car. He was supposed to come for it yesterday, didn't turn up, and I've heard nothing from him today. Also he hasn't yet asked for my address. 🤔 Almost feel like I'm being scammed, but I have the cash in my account, so 🤷♂️static.klipy.comMoira RoseALT: Moira Rose 5260
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Mental health support is so fucking inadequate. The current system failed my ex for so long before he died last year. It's now also failing my friend and it's fucking horrendous to be fighting this battle again with the exact same attitude of 'we can't do anything legally until things get worse' 2190
Reposted by Joe DPatrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of the greatest ever Americans. Divinely talented, gracious and philanthropic in a way alien to our current crop of billionaires, a woman about whom no one has a bad word. Damn. Damn and blast. 0576
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've now decided this woman had a fair point tbh. Best of a load of bad bunches. 560
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Arthur Fils is a beautiful man and I'm please to announce he is joining me and my first husband, Grigor Dimitrov in a throuple marriage. Thank you. 6200
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry but what the fuck: are you talking about even is that do you want me to do about it is going on ing actual fuck are sentences I seem to be saying more and more the older I get 2140
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Heart has been an absolute dick with dodgy rythym for the last 2 months. Yesterday, the day before they put this on me, it starts to calm down a lot so it won't record how bad it's been 🙄😤 Also, can I get away with going to the cinema dressed like this (a slob) when it will be full of other gays? 18590
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Noticed the start of a nose hair two days ago. Just had to pull it out cos it had grown like an inch in those two days. Wtf. 5210
Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I knew this was going to happen. How the fuck do we stop it? 040
Reposted by Joe DSwearyCarol @robsoncarol.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1goodlawproject.orgJason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law ProjectCommission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death. 3339
