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Danté Banks

@dantebanks.bsky.social
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Retired. Which is a good job, because I'm REALLY lazy. Fan of music, radio, cycling and #THFC.

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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 4h
I have a hospital appointment tomorrow. Another consultant who wants his pound of flesh...literally. 😕
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 4h
Yes, Seb. It's a thing you did, and it's a fabulous thing. #GrandDesigns
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 4h
Thoroughly enjoying this week's #GrandDesigns. Love Seb, and his family.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 9h
Today, I bought this for a whole pound. As compilation albums go, it's a bit of a cracker.
Showing the front cover of a compilation cd called Punk & New Wave (the definitive collection)Showing the tracklist of the Punk & New Wave cd.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 10h
Just so you know where we are. Today, people were walking around in t-shirts and shorts, while a good part of Regent Street already has its Christmas lights up. 😬
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 15h
Waterstones have picked Pagans as one of their Paperbacks of the Year, so in all stores at 20% off!
Cover of Pagans, as one of Waterstones' Paperbacks of the Year
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yay! Piss off Dani. #GBBO
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't cry, Tom. Dani has totally fucked it up. 😂 #GBBO
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big up, Connie. 🇯🇲 #GBBO
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now craving a biscuit. I don't have any biscuits. 😕 #GBBO
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Biscuits are "an old people thing." In the bin with you, Mo. #GBBO
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm late to #GBBO, but I really hope one of Dani's contingency plans is fucking off.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next week I'm going to see the Bayeux Tapestry. I will be keeping an eye open for this segment.
A jokey version of the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things you find while cleaning up your camera roll. cc @bibilynch.bsky.social
A tweet from back when Twitter was fun.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A morning of differing outcomes. Getting rid of stuff I no longer have use for meant advertising a windsurfer for free. A bloke contacted me and got really arsey when I refused to deliver it to...Milton Keynes. 😂 In better news, I dropped off a load to a charity shop, and picked up these for a £2
A photo of a 12" single from the Glitterbox label. A photo of a 12" single from the Glitterbox label.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cynical person (me) would call this a bribe to keep their mouths shut and vote for him in upcoming elections.
bbc.co.uk
Gianni Infantino: Fifa president indicates there could a greater cash pledge to members
Fifa president Gianni Infantino indicates more money could be distributed to the governing body's members from its cash reserves.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder how X is dealing with the five 'terror' suspects apparently being fuel thieves?
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eops @eops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two hours of my funky goodness you say? Well alrighty then! www.mixcloud.com/lwstd-fm/202...
mixcloud.com
2026-09-25-Black Wax Solution | Lwstd-Fm
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things I saw on my bike ride. More squirrels than you could shake a stick at. Buzzards Red kites. A man and woman about to start shagging. They tried to look nonchalant, but failed. As I went past I gave them a 'thumbs up' and shouted "as you were." 😂
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phew. I remembered with seconds to spare Simon Reeve was on BBC Two.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A very cool cloud behind my house...
Big old cloud.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would appear tomorrow will be new phone day. My current handset has started making a hideous screeching sound through its speakers. 😬
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The attackers aren't letting us down, Sam. It's our defenders. #ENGESP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Citeh players have fucked this right up. #ENGESP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish Bellingham would stay on his feet. #ENGESP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Much better. 👍 #ENGESP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I care so little for the Nations League, I'd be happy if this was a knockout tournament and England lost tonight. 😏 #ENGESP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Silly prick. #ENGESP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lee Dixon. Why? Why do you hate us so #ITVSport.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just watched the trailer for Black Doves season two. YES PLEASE!
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love this! The Great Polden Hills Mangelwurzel Day has several different categories including, vegetable looking most like Donald Trump. 😂
bbc.co.uk
Meet the mangelwurzel: The forgotten root vegetable making a comeback
Mangelwurzels are attracting new fans, inspiring a festival and sparking a Somerset craze.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They could have played Change earlier, the bastards. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd play 84% of this chart. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always liked Shalamar. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She is D, Demented. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck you 2000. Black Slate are representing. 🇯🇲 🙂 #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck me, the dark haired girl's boots are ugly. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enough! I'll tell you anything you want to know, just stop this torture. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who? #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm looking forward to immersing myself in 1980. Hopefully, it will wash the stench of 2000 from my brain. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lolly...made from shit. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank fuck for Cypress Hill. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's like every act is trying to outdo the previous one in a bizarre game of how shit can we be. #TOTP
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've got a joke about EVRI but I bet you won't get it.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a rule, I've avoided slip-on shoes. But, I bought these at the beginning of the year, and have rarely worn anything else. 👍
A photo showing a pair of brown shoes.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My word. The latest episode of Strange New Worlds is a stonker. 👍😁
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eops @eops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Join me for a JUMBO edition of the Black Wax Solution tomorrow morning (Friday!) from 9am until 11am. Expect lots of funky goodness and overexcitable chat. Join in via the LWSTD discord channel too if you like. You will find a link to the chat and the livestream here lovewillsavetheday.fm
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm usually quite forgiving, but fuck off. Ridiculous people, ridiculous house. #GrandDesigns
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh Peter. You massive wanker. Oh, and Wally wants his glasses back. #GrandDesigns
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There will be tears before bedtime on this build. 😬 #GrandDesigns
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