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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service

@alleywitch.cards
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Divination nerd, spirit worker, energy worker, and art witch. AuDHD spoonie. Demi/bi and polyamorous. Suburban cryptid. LLM hater, antifascist. Perpetually tired. alleywitch.carrd.co

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 10h
who invented things getting dirty again when you've cleaned them before
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 3h
Only an Illinois Nazi would denounce the Blues Brothers!
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Bio-Roxas @bio-roxas.bsky.social · 4h
If you’ve made fanart of G’raha Tia OR if he’s impacted you as a character could you post that art and/or how he impacted you here? I need it for something ❤️ likes/rts appreciated to spread this around!
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Official Derptiles ➡️ ... @derptiles.art · 17/10/2026
A little frog with big feelings
A bunch of drawings of a very grumpy rain frog
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 4h
Until a few days ago Taco Bell was doing one called “Duo’s usual” and I assumed I had lost touch with what’s popular so much that there was a pop star named Duo and just now found out actually, they meant the Duolingo bird, who apparently likes to eat tacos and I have a parasocial interest in that?
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 3h
As a metalhead, I denounce David Draiman of Disturbed.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 6h
Paw Revere has a respiratory infection and is getting steam baths in the bathroom to help him recover. He hates it. But he gets his liquid antibiotics in a Churu twice a day. Two tubes a day is fair compensation, right? Also he now answers to Bastard.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 7h
1 for me please
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 7h
10/Scarab for me please
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 7h
I was intending to put the Iron Pentacle series on hold but then intuition told me that Self was needed now as a foundation for other portals I have planned. Not sure when Power and Passion will come in, but I do intend to finish the set.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 8h
Someone asked if my WIP (the green one) was intended to be a shield and I realized that all of my Iron Pentacle portals are coming out as vaguely shield shaped even though it was only intentional for Pride. Purple and peach is Sex, red is Pride, green is Self.
An abstract mixed media painting on aquabord. A peach shield-shaped figure with pink lotus petal shapes around it and brown stripes accented by white dots and lines. Near the bottom of the main shape, there's a white and copper star.An abstract mixed media painting on aquabord. There is a silver chromed mirror in a shield shape with a frame consisting of various pride flags.An unfinished abstract mixed media painting on aquabord. A round, green shield shape with a lighter green spiral in the center and twelve segments.
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 17/10/2026
to drag out a metaphor i've used before: at this point AI code is like poop, in that there's microscopic particles of it all over the place. you should wash your hands. you should yell at people who proudly throw their poop around. but it is not your failure that you live in Poop World
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 17h
As a lifelong fan of the Computer That Does What It's Told I am not at all impressed by the entire global economy going all in on the Computer That Makes Mistakes
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RaggaMog (Morri-Arty) @raggamog.bsky.social · 11h
When #Women Were more than The sum of Their biological clocks... When they ran As hares With the swollen moon, And stood in The storm To turn the tide... When woman was exiled And cursed as an owl, She rose, reformed, A dark queen, Refusing to hide. #SomethingEveryday #Writing #Poetry
An original artwork of a barn owl, created using watercolour paints on A4 paper.
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 11h
Speaking of bugs, yesterday alt text (but not main body if posts or any other apps on my phone) did right-to-left typing a la Arabic/Hebrew/etc. @support.bsky.team
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11h
Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 10h
Now? Now will you fucking enforce passkeys?
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Moth Mouth @placecalledbliss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cherubim earrings 🪽👁👁👁🪽 placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com/product/cherubim-earrings
Pair of handmade earrings with glass eye and metal wing charms, jump rings and hypoallergenic hooks.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I also did this one which has no gimmicks and was born of Dread and determination
Very red mixed media heart big on the page
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 12h
Get this: Abdul El-Sayed is a cat dad. Also, welcome to the cool cats club Socks and Yoda. 💙 💙@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 12h
Right about now, will you denounce the Funk Soul Brotherhood?
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 16h
In Hookland folklore, rivers and all their tributaries are highways for spirits. For not all souls travel by the county’s corpse roads. Some swim, some float. This makes the confluence of streams and old fords potent places of sorcery, powerful places of peril.
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Rosa Lee Briar (Cursed Witch) 🌹😈 @rosaleebriar.bsky.social · 10h
Imagine being told "you are just too sensitive" your entire life the moment you start raising any kind of fuss then having to make the judgement call at age 6-8 that it's better to keep said big feelings to yourself bc of guilt~ Girls tend to fear being "too much" hence heavier masking tendencies.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 9h
For my neurotypical folks, you should know "open invitations" are fucking kryptonite to many autistics. "You can come over whenever" -- I sleep when most people are awake. Is 2AM okay? How long is appropriate to stay? Should I bring anything? Why the fuck would you do this to me? Do you hate me?
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 8h
8 please
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 30/09/2026
Now I can not prove this, but I would wager that my SO @rawringcrafts.gay has possibly the single most popular Link Hat on Etsy. All Hand Made with care. 🧝🧝‍♀️ With the New Game announced Sales have been WILD! www.etsy.com/listing/9849...
Link from the Legend of Zelda's Hat, this is a real world cosplay item. A Green Elf Hat with cross stitching on the sides. A Screen shot of 12 Sold Link hats in an Etsy shop.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 10/10/2026
Early prototype of a Smol Paul coaster that @gullivertruffle.bsky.social is working on. It gives me the exact same "oh god what does he want" feeling as the boy himself 😆
A wooden coaster featuring a ridiculous tuxedo cat in FIGHT STANCE ready to stare me into ashes
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 9h
I was really hoping that a particular delivery would show up early enough today to prepare a surface that needs to cure for 24-48 hours, and it did. \o/
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Nature’s Edge @edge-nature.bsky.social · 11h
Another shot of the foresome of mule deer bucks. I quietly waited until they moved further into the field. 
A group of four bucks each with a rack of antlers. A couple of them are working their antlers over in shrubs to clean them off and show their dominance.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 12h
I have something for you but have gotten distracted by other things.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest
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YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. i sound insane right now because the internet is a store but it used to be a
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"The internet is a store but it used to be a library" holy shit truer words have never been spoken
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14h
i wish white christian politicians would get asked if they will denounce the crusades, the christchurch shooting and the kkk
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old lady bee @oldladybee.bsky.social · 12h
Yay for sweater weather and wearing all our hand knit layers!! 🧶 #knitsky
A woman wearing a hand knit scarf in lilac and blue hues, a hand knit turtle neck sweater in lilac and a denim jack.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20h
SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.
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'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist ties
Thomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 18/10/2026
Sometimes I question whether a government can truly be completely neutral with regard to religion - they didn't seem to think so in Iceland in 1000 CE - but sometimes I think it's just certain people refusing to live and let live. Either way, Abdul has my vote.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
First of all, I was only clowning because you seem stressed out. The whole salad thing was an accident
a chaotic orange cat is being extremely silly all curled up irregularly with all his paws curly and his mouth open
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
Shall worship thee the beings of the heights, shall worship thee the beings of the depths. (BDB)
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
🚨🚨🚨 ACTUAL ART JOB FOR HUMAN ARTIST🚨🚨🚨
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 18/10/2026
Husband just showed me a video of one. I stand by what I said before.
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Share the Cities Collective @sharethecities.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
More explicitly a relative of Rep. Pollet, Eileen, who owns a consulting firm that a lot of Dems have used, bought leftycheatsheet dot com and is redirecting it to the FUSE guide as an attempt to confuse people trying to find leftycheatsheet.org
leftycheatsheet.org
Lefty Cheat Sheet
A quick guide on how to vote lefty using sources YOU trust!
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 17/10/2026
These things should've been in The Dark Crystal
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 17/10/2026
Let's hear it for the left wing transgender witches!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/10/2026
that’s right
Saint Alf
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Moth Mouth @placecalledbliss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beholder Necklace 👁️ placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com/product/beholder-necklace
18" chain necklace with glass evil eye charms and a silver-coloured toggle clasp.
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Moth Mouth @placecalledbliss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seraphim earrings 👁🪽👁🪽👁🪽 placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com/product/seraphim-earrings
Pair of handmade earrings with glass eye and metal wing charms, jump rings and hypoallergenic hooks.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 17/10/2026
Fuck. I'm so sorry.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 17/10/2026
Now, because I was enough of a fool to buy an aquabord on sale from Amazon and it came chipped as usual, I need to pivot to a different project than I planned for this weekend. The chipped bord is getting touched up and I can hopefully start working with it next weekend.
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The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service @alleywitch.cards · 17/10/2026
I do believe it's done.
Acrylic abstract painting on gessobords with purple, blue, green, and magenta gemstones and colored panels separated by black, gold, silver, and copper borders. There are abstract glyphs drawn in black on the colored panels.
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Sharon O’Brien @sharonobrien.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
Happy #Caturday from Selene and me.
Lynx point Siamese cat with big blue eyes looking camera
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gogomi 🎀 hotarucon & doujincon london @gomi.moe · 16/10/2026
Sharing my final piece for Fight Club: FFXIV Arcadion zine! #arcadionfanzine 🎨 I had so much fun on this project and the community in this zine was especially friendly!! 💕 I drew Sugar Riot in a quiet moment as she remembers some of her creations coming to life...🍮🐈‍⬛🐏 #xivart #ffxiv #art
Sugar Riot sitting on one of the rooftops in Solution 9 with her paints next to her. Ghostly versions of her Gimme Cat and Yan artwork come to life in the neon lights.
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