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Aaron HM

@aaronhm.bsky.social
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Canadian YouTuber behind @the-goose-media.bsky.social. Sometimes writer for @TheBeaverton.com

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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 4h
Ukraine has shown the world that dead internet theory is something we can solve with the right attitude and the right tools.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 5h
Tech bros love the idea that the universe is a giant simulation because it means God is just some cosmic tech bro running a simulation to see what happens when he makes tech bros. Very much making God in their own image.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know how else to say it but Yankees fans are repulsive
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Artificial agents already destroyed the world and it started literally hundreds of years ago. 
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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
David Eby just called a snap election, right on top of local municipal elections. #bcelection2026
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dog’s glaucoma medication is on backorder everywhere but hey at least we’re awash Ozempic.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got to chauffeur this little dude around town today. Zeus was a very good boy at the vet’s.
A Boston terrier in the back of a car
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of my side projects is noodling on Star Trek series ideas that will never get made, but are fun to watch in my mind. Maybe one day i will share them with the world. #startrek60
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trek is old now, and it’s one of the few cultural references where the future doesn’t fucking suck. I miss that future.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our prices are increasing to reflect the value of the new AI integrations we’ve added to our product.
Elizabeth Holmes creepy faceNathan Fielder in disbelief
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Celebrating the 60th anniversary of a TV show that showed us a moneyless, classless society where humans no longer go to war with each other, poverty has been eliminated, and our culture has moved beyond pointless material acquisition by buying this $500USD Le Creuset Enterprise Dutch Oven.
Enterprise themed Dutch oven
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ITAP of jack pine pinecones. They only open up after a fire.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Commercial: quitting smoking is hard that’s why we created these nicotine pouches to help
Winking meme
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m all for them honouring military service members at baseball games but there are other heroes we should include. Like how about the guy who cleans the stadium bathrooms?
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not that I expect Goldilocks and the three bears to be scientifically accurate but even before Goldilocks broke in the papa bear would probably have eaten the baby bear and fucked off.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who red pill people think they are vs. Who red pill people actually are
Neo stopping bulletsCypher eating steak
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The only flock camera i support
A bird feeder with a camera. A bird buddy.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Heard Ross Douthat was leaving the NYT.
Podcast thumbnail with Ross Douthat’s face. 
Interesting
Times with Ross
DouthatParody of podcast thumbnail featuring They Live face. 

Theocracy is Good
with Ross
Douthat
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Several years ago my dog when I took a panorama was the original Jimothy
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If you’re in a smoke zone, it’s easier to breathe when you mask up. This is what Toronto looks like today.
Selfie of me wearing a mask with a smoky sky in the background
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How is it possible that psychedelics heal trauma by making you one with the universe but whenever anyone who does them goes on a podcast they’re a malignant asshole with unresolved daddy issues?
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spotted the Robin Williams joke about politicians who wear their sponsors like NASCAR drivers irl
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy anniversary to the peak of American cinema and culture.
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White House Explodes in Alien Attack
ALT: White House Explodes in Alien Attack
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Holy smokes Canada 🇨🇦 #worldcup
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So many of these tech billionaires are like “we’re trying make humanity reach its full potential” and then you read about what they think that means and it’s to literally turn us into the Borg.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
LLMs are MLMs
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Millennial nostalgia of bugs existing
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There's clearly rigor mortis on your face. Or wait... is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face?
Joe Rogan at White House UFC fightThe Expression of Harry DuBois from Disco Elysium
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
CNN bumped a geopolitical expert giving analysis on the Iran peace deal to bring live pictures of Caligula’s gladiatorial combat. No wonder people don’t trust the news anymore.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The worst part of the Knicks winning is knowing Michael Rapaport is happy
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
People in cars who roll the windows down and blast the AC what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Funny how tech companies give you AI summaries of everything except their terms and conditions.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“Liberal Joe Rogan” is not Hasan Piker. “Liberal Joe Rogan” is Ezra Klein.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Hey what if you went on vacation in a mall? And that mall was on water! And every so often everyone in the mall gets a terrible disease.” - Guy who invented cruise ships
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Bud, don’t act like you don’t fucking LOVE hitler
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk • 12h Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler
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No. The Nazi Party's name included
"National Socialist" for propaganda
appeal to workers, but Hitler explicitly rejected Marxist socialism. They purged socialists/communists, banned their parties, allied with industrialists, and ran a fascist system prioritizing racial nationalism and state-directed private enterprise—not class equality or worker ownership.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I don’t care if aliens are real. Can we focus on not killing each other and the planet we live on?
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am not surprised that people are still wearing masks. That’s their business. I am surprised that people are still wearing masks UNDER THEIR NOSES!!!
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We wouldn’t need the strait of Hormuz if we could just find a way to harness the energy of my dog spinning around in circles forever trying to find the perfect place take a dump
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
For the life of me I don’t know how it wasn’t over for him after he made a video criticizing WAP and basically admitting that he never gets his wife wet, but I guess that was his base.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/04/2026
Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.
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USAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People Knew
Political appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Room full of journalists and not one fucking image of the guy. Pathetic.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They should re-release Big Shiny Tunes 2 on vinyl.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tech bros will be like “you need to tax us less to reward risk takers” like dude you used VC money to get AI to make an app called Schmurp or some shit. You risked nothing.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay but what if you tried being an equanimity-pilled wisdom-maxxer?
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Men would rather destroy a civilization than go to therapy.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Came across this on Reddit and and was pleasantly surprised to see it was a joke by @marygillis.bsky.social
A Star Trek meme that reads “Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money”
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just put a DVD of Furious 7 on hold at my local library LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Rogers commemorates Blue Jays World Series Run with new statue of Ted Rogers www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/roge...
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Rogers commemorates Blue Jays World Series Run with new statue of Ted Rogers
TORONTO - Rogers Communications, proud owner of the only Major League Baseball team in Canada, revealed plans to celebrate their 2025 World Series run with a second statue of company founder Ted Roger...
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If the definition of Artificial Super Intelligence is “smarter than all of humanity combined” then that becomes easier to attain the stupider AI makes us.
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